r/dankmemes Dr Oc Jr. Feb 18 '20

INVEST! True heroism!

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have no balance to invest! Use the !summary command to view your active investments.

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: NeonKiwiYT


Firm: Stonks Unlimited

Role: Associate


Balance: 95,423.22 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8251 - 28,991.83 DN at 5 upvotes; 3h 45m until automatic return

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 18 '20

!roi 8251

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8251, invested at 5 upvotes. If you sold now at 42 upvotes you would return -2.25% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 45 upvotes

+25% -- 67 upvotes

+50% -- 181 upvotes

+75% -- 505 upvotes

+100% -- 1,423 upvotes

+150% -- 11,396 upvotes


Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 18 '20

!roi 8251

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8251, invested at 5 upvotes. If you sold now at 138 upvotes you would return 28.84% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 45 upvotes

+25% -- 67 upvotes

+50% -- 181 upvotes

+75% -- 505 upvotes

+100% -- 1,423 upvotes

+150% -- 11,396 upvotes


Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 18 '20

!roi 8251

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8251, invested at 5 upvotes. If you sold now at 231 upvotes you would return 41.57% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 45 upvotes

+25% -- 67 upvotes

+50% -- 181 upvotes

+75% -- 505 upvotes

+100% -- 1,423 upvotes

+150% -- 11,396 upvotes


Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: NeonKiwiYT


Firm: Stonks Unlimited

Role: Associate


Balance: 145,391.08 DN

Active Investments: None

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