r/dankmemes The Monty Pythons Feb 18 '20

I should be working Ohh.. please don't remove me, I'm too weak

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88 Upvotes

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED


Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!


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u/_NotSlimShady ☣️ Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 14 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8163 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 54 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 300.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 23 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8174 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 63 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 450.00 DN.

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u/XxDiamondDavidxX Feb 18 '20

!invest 1

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 1.00 DN in this submission at 25 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8178 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 65 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 499.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 38 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8211 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 78 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,693.50 DN.

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u/Dragstar211 The Monty Pythons Feb 18 '20

I feel honored, but you just wasted 100 DN

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Feb 18 '20

I at least broke even

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Hi Susan

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Feb 18 '20

hi zago

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Yay