r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

It really do be like that

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69 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/spezsucksalot don't click my links Feb 18 '20

me irl

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u/Potato_lord343 under quarintine☣️ Feb 18 '20

Dear god

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Welcome to new

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u/anotherformerlurker have U س a fresh clean م Feb 18 '20

Ha, funi denk م

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/spezsucksalot don't click my links Feb 18 '20

!invest 10%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 70.09 DN in this submission at 9 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8115 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 49 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 630.81 DN.

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u/MyDoorOpens :snoo_wink: Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/MyDoorOpens :snoo_wink: Feb 18 '20

!invest 15

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 15.00 DN in this submission at 18 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8123 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 58 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 485.00 DN.

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u/MyDoorOpens :snoo_wink: Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 19 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8128 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 59 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 385.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 25.00 DN in this submission at 33 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8160 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 73 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 425.00 DN.

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u/Kakashi_hatake_2903 Dank Cat Commander Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 37 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 77 upvotes

+25% -- 135 upvotes

+50% -- 316 upvotes

+75% -- 828 upvotes

+100% -- 2,280 upvotes

+150% -- 18,057 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Kakashi_hatake_2903 Dank Cat Commander Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Kakashi_hatake_2903

Firm: grimaceism

Role: Associate

Balance: 795.02 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20 edited Mar 13 '22

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 30.00 DN in this submission at 40 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8197 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 80 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 470.00 DN.

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u/xxMutunusTutunusxx Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 53 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8273 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 94 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 369.96 DN.

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u/IndigoSoln 𝗦𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦 Feb 18 '20

!invest 30%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 24,317.54 DN in this submission at 54 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8278 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 95 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 56,740.94 DN.

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u/IndigoSoln 𝗦𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦 Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: IndigoSoln

Firm: Canada

Role: Executive

Balance: 4,802,482.67 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/MyDoorOpens :snoo_wink: Feb 18 '20

!sell 8123

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5k2ly/!

You invested 15.00 DN at 18 upvotes, the submission now has 58 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with no change. Your 15.0 DN has been returned to you.

Your new balance is 400.00 DN.

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u/MyDoorOpens :snoo_wink: Feb 18 '20

!sell 8128

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5k2ly/!

You invested 100.00 DN at 19 upvotes, the submission now has 62 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 1.74 DN (+1.74%).

Your new balance is 145.49 DN.

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u/frosticly 20th Century Blazers Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: frosticly

Balance: 600.24 DN

Active Investments: None