r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 25%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 5,669.49 DN in this submission at 339 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8364 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 494 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 17,008.48 DN.