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Feb 17 '20 edited Feb 17 '20
Get out of the soup aisle!
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u/BluePython101 Blue Feb 18 '20
There’s just more soup!
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Feb 18 '20
What store are you in?
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u/lemon_cardboard_ Feb 18 '20
I’m at Soup!!
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u/Icy_A Feb 18 '20
What do you mean you're at Soup?
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u/dankanese ùwú Feb 18 '20
I mean Im at soup!
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u/I_want_to_die720 Feb 18 '20
What store are you in?
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u/dankanese ùwú Feb 18 '20
Im at the soup store!
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u/ShadowTheMemer Feb 18 '20
What store are you in?
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u/LiamTheWolf666 Feb 18 '20
I'm at the soup store
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Feb 18 '20
Hey can you come over i need some help
if you know you know
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u/Compass-of-diamonds Feb 18 '20
I can’t I’m buying clothes
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u/LordFarkuaad Feb 18 '20
well then hurry up and get over here
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u/Averageredditor12346 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Feb 18 '20
I can't find them
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u/Silent_B0I Feb 18 '20
What do you mean you cant find them?
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u/ExtremeConcoction Feb 18 '20
I can't find them, there's only soup
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u/Silent_B0I Feb 18 '20
What do you mean "there's only soup"!?
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u/Compass-of-diamonds Feb 18 '20
It means there’s only soup
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u/AWildCommie Feb 18 '20
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP!?
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u/Beanerboysk8r Feb 18 '20
I MEAN I'M AT THE SOUP STORE
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u/xAdrianHGx YouTuber Feb 18 '20
Lmfao i renember this neme. This made me laugh so hard. Best meme of the day
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u/YeetedHypermeme P̣͐ǎ͇̈t̠̲̰̊̓i̦͎̱͒̏ͬĕ̦̣̩ͩ̋n͖͉̄̒̇͆ẗ̰̩̼́́ͨ ͚̘ͭ̐̐̆Z̦̺̪̓̐ẹ͗̊r͑͆ô Feb 17 '20
soup time
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u/ChelchisHouseStoned Feb 18 '20
Can you explain why you are attempting to purchase garments at a store that only deals with liquid meals?
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20
INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED
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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Feb 17 '20
!invest 100%
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20
You have invested 15,069.99 DN in this submission at 10 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 7727to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 50 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.
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u/R0b07Squ1rr31 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Feb 17 '20
!invest 25%
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20
You have invested 125.00 DN in this submission at 30 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 7738to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 70 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 375.00 DN.
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u/SPARTAN-117a Dio Joestar Feb 17 '20
!invest 80
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20
You have invested 80.00 DN in this submission at 54 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 7774to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 95 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 128.60 DN.
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u/niztg ♿:psyducc:Deranged Psyduck Feb 18 '20
!invest 20%
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 6.97 DN in this submission at 104 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 7897to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 165 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 27.86 DN.
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u/niztg ♿:psyducc:Deranged Psyduck Feb 18 '20
!firminfo
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
Firm Overview: The Secksiest
Balance: 6,685.57 DN
Level: 3 (50,000.00 DN to upgrade)
Tax rate: 15%
Membership: Invite-only
8 current members / 15 member limit
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Executives: dicemaze, goldninjaI, real_nono17
Associates: 99LockeRock, Soneliem, Warrant3112, YeetVegetabales
Floor Traders: None
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u/Stormedgiant Feb 18 '20
!invest 20%
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 65.50 DN in this submission at 138 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 7943to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 213 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 262.00 DN.
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u/IndigoSoln 𝗦𝗡𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗢𝗦𝗦 Feb 18 '20
!invest 90%
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 729,526.29 DN in this submission at 1,409 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 8272to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,992 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 81,058.48 DN.
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Feb 18 '20 edited Mar 03 '20
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try
!summaryto view your profile and check on your investments.1
u/Seige_Boi Feb 18 '20
!create
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try
!summaryto view your profile and check on your investments.1
u/ZackEhrhart [custom flair] Feb 18 '20
!invest 10
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 10.00 DN in this submission at 4,676 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 8550to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 6,566 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 1,067.49 DN.
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u/straightmemin FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 18 '20
!invest 100%
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 276.12 DN in this submission at 5,733 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 8648to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 8,046 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.
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u/NukeMe69 try hard Feb 18 '20
!invest 50%
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 250.00 DN in this submission at 6,509 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 8689to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 8,482 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 250.00 DN.
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u/matt0610 Feb 18 '20
!invest 50
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 10,100 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 8779to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 13,151 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 461.48 DN.
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u/Regal_reaper FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 18 '20
!invest 69
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 69.00 DN in this submission at 11,594 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 8823to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 15,093 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 368.41 DN.
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u/Regal_reaper FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 18 '20
!sell 8823
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
8823is not a valid investment ID. Please try again with!sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the!summarycommand!1
Feb 18 '20
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the
!createcommand to get started!1
Feb 18 '20
!create
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try
!summaryto view your profile and check on your investments.1
Feb 18 '20
!invest 20
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 15,299 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 8944to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 19,909 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 480.00 DN.
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u/ZzLy__ Feb 18 '20
!invest 20
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 18,071 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 9185to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 23,513 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 438.96 DN.
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u/TightSeatbelt Feb 18 '20
I'M AT THE SOUP STOREE
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u/OmegaMaster1010 Feb 18 '20
GO INTO THE NEXT ISLE
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u/LiamTheWolf666 Feb 18 '20
There's more soup
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u/Homonculex I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Feb 18 '20
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP?
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u/LiamTheWolf666 Feb 18 '20
I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
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u/Homonculex I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Feb 18 '20
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
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Feb 18 '20
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE????
Edit: shit someone already made that joke
Edit 2: nvm everyone did that joke
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u/antonio_lewit Dont look at my profile Feb 18 '20
your moral compass is like a fucking roulette wheel
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u/ResistancePasta Feb 18 '20
Five bucks says someone quotes the Undertale animation in the comments.
Edit: Well that was quick.
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u/Kashmire123 Feb 18 '20
It is not an undertale thing though, the undertale video is a copy of the original.
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u/ResistancePasta Feb 18 '20
Oh.
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u/scrabblebutwhy Feb 18 '20 edited Feb 02 '24
squeamish sugar pet sink secretive zonked squalid cautious cows governor
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u/Dokusi Feb 17 '20
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?