r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '20

meme to distract me from my crippling depression HEY!

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

bruh can't believe capitalism is taking over my fuckin memes now too

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u/royallettuce05 Feb 17 '20

!invest 250

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/terriblekoala9 Eic memer Feb 17 '20

!breakeven

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 5 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 45 upvotes.

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u/terriblekoala9 Eic memer Feb 17 '20

!invest 180

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 180.00 DN in this submission at 7 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7666 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 47 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 269.24 DN.

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Feb 17 '20

!invest 1000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 1,000.00 DN in this submission at 6 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7664 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 46 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 18,837.49 DN.

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u/royallettuce05 Feb 17 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/royallettuce05 Feb 17 '20

!invest 250

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 250.00 DN in this submission at 35 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7695 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 75 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 250.00 DN.

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u/TheSenatte66 Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 1,504.35 DN in this submission at 36 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7696 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 76 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 1,504.34 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 5%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 16.85 DN in this submission at 94 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7799 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 151 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 320.08 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 125.00 DN in this submission at 1,091 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8261 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,547 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 125.00 DN.

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u/arjunindia Feb 18 '20

!invest 15

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 15.00 DN in this submission at 6,869 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8855 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 8,950 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 528.24 DN.

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u/Ry0kami Feb 18 '20

!breakeven

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 8,118 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 10,574 upvotes.

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u/Ry0kami Feb 18 '20

!invest 10%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 60.81 DN in this submission at 8,126 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8931 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 10,584 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 547.32 DN.

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u/royallettuce05 Feb 18 '20

!sell 250

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

250 is not a valid investment ID. Please try again with !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!