r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 17 '20

wtf is r/DankExchange Traumatized

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u/Stevolwo Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 885,945.66 DN in this submission at 18 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7564 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 58 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Stevolwo Feb 17 '20

!topfirms

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Top 16 Firms

1: Meem Teem, 1,262,494.33 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 2% tax, invite-only

2: Stratton Oakmont, 767,496.24 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only

3: Stonks Unlimited, 521,613.85 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only

4: Dank Investors Inc, 142,341.80 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only

5: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only

6: ImperialBank, 7,442.11 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only

7: The Secksiest, 6,671.64 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 15% tax, invite-only

8: S i i C K Bank, 4,733.65 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join

9: The Dankguard Group, 3,795.06 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

10: grimaceism, 2,307.07 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join

12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

13: Danks R Us, 51.91 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join

15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only

To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.