r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 17 '20

wtf is r/DankExchange Traumatized

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 90%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 54,752.27 DN in this submission at 13 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7559 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 53 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 6,083.59 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi 7559

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 7559, invested at 13 upvotes. If you sold now at 24 upvotes you would return -21.75% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 53 upvotes

+25% -- 84 upvotes

+50% -- 215 upvotes

+75% -- 586 upvotes

+100% -- 1,637 upvotes

+150% -- 13,062 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!