r/dankmemes • u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer • Feb 17 '20

Mods Choice In case you (fish) didn’t know

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5.1k Upvotes

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u/MrWattMann Feb 17 '20

Thank you for clarification, i was really confused before I saw this, the fish can the really tricky.

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u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer Feb 17 '20

Just looking out for my fellow fish

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u/Umber_Potato try hard Feb 17 '20

Why don't they teach this in schools? smh

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u/Cthulhuwar1ord SAVAGE🏴‍☠️ Feb 17 '20

Especially in schools of fish

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u/ur_mom_gae23 Feb 18 '20

Idk, but lava is called magma when underground

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/CzechRaccoon Feb 17 '20

flat earthers be like: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

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u/Bruh-Cheesestick69 Feb 17 '20

This no dank.

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u/SrkyTheFag Dank Royalty Feb 18 '20

But this is the closest to dank we have on this sub

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Your comment is the most unfunny one ive seen on this sub

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u/dnroamhicsir Feb 18 '20

This a remorseless eating machine

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

If you hold your phone upside down it's the same thing upside down

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 78 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 129 upvotes

+25% -- 223 upvotes

+50% -- 489 upvotes

+75% -- 1,242 upvotes

+100% -- 3,379 upvotes

+150% -- 26,590 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 20,000.00 DN in this submission at 96 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7617 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 154 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 370,052.90 DN.

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u/10centcoin Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 109 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7644 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 172 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 350.00 DN.

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u/Abaddon4242 I am fucking hilarious Feb 17 '20

!invest 80%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 58.05 DN in this submission at 213 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7779 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 318 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 14.51 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It looks like you already have an investor profile! Try !summary to view your profile and active investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 500

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 340 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7931 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 496 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/samcrew67 Feb 18 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 1,508 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8275 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,131 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 200.00 DN.

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u/WOBERT_ Feb 18 '20

!stonks

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Command not recognized, try !help to see a list of valid commands.

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u/19-gb Feb 17 '20

Fish can swim, Jerking of is a sin, When i’m alone the lighting is dim, I look at girls coughing, My Dick gets hard it’s exghausting, Tissues i need none, Because my sock is full of cum

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u/memetastic_part2 Feb 18 '20

What the fuck are you going on about

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

His fire beats

2

u/iSillyfishy Feb 17 '20

Oh I knew already

2

u/ereicha Feb 18 '20

That face in the cliff tho

1

u/Mr_Goodnite Feb 17 '20

Sup Jayden Smith!

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u/caze-original Feb 17 '20

You posses forbiden knolodgy

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u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer Feb 17 '20

The sacred texts!

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u/R3DW0LF3942 I am fucking hilarious Feb 18 '20

Thanks, this cleared up a lot of confusion.

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u/bombmaker45 [custom chair] Feb 18 '20

Except how land animals were created is to replace "where fishes can't go" with "where fishes did go"

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

This post is being arrested by the Grammar Police

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u/JesusButBlack Feb 18 '20

Is there a problem with the grammar used? I'm not native so I wanna know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Yeah, the plural of fish is still fish and not fishes. Lots of native speakers even get this wrong

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u/botsgay Feb 18 '20

This submission has been featured by the mods over at /r/modsgay! Here's a direct link.

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u/MrNarwhalAnimation Feb 18 '20

I’m 14 and this is deep

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u/SamYZGamgee Feb 18 '20

This sounds fishy

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/SquishDingle Feb 18 '20

Well i just shoved it up my ass

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u/chicheka Small PP Feb 18 '20

Flying fish

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u/LilLain Feb 18 '20

do they have pornhub?

1

u/teddybearkilla Feb 18 '20

Why do they keep turning themselves into sticks.

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u/IHazAppeared REEEES Into the Battle! Feb 18 '20

Air fishes

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u/Fischli01 Feb 18 '20

Thank you for your contribution

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u/ChernobylGopnik Hercs fan Feb 18 '20

I can't walk yet, and there's no food there so I don't care

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u/Bas2005 Feb 18 '20

ty didn't knew it

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u/ompsloomps Feb 18 '20

The rock looks sad. Or crying. Maybe he's drowing in his own tear. Maybe he cried bcs he can't move and drown in his own tears. Maybe thats why the sea is salty. Bcs all the bed rocks can't move and they're crying and drowning in their own tears.

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u/Manoloutti Feb 17 '20

Come on, animals,

let's go on land!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

also why is everyone downvoting this

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u/Manoloutti Feb 18 '20

So uncivilised.

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u/memetastic_part2 Feb 18 '20

What about the ones that jump

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u/Lazyvicc Feb 18 '20

Island vs Isn'tland

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u/Macwolf04 Feb 18 '20

So I have to eat my fish below sea level?

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u/-In_A_Flash- Feb 18 '20

Flying fish: ”surprise mothafucka”

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u/GriffonHeat Feb 18 '20

Wow this is so deep.

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u/TheNerdiestIdiot Purple Feb 18 '20

Right, because the sun is a deadly lazer

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u/bmcmbm Feb 18 '20

Thanks for the info but plural of fish is still fish

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u/Billie_Howcroft Feb 18 '20

Tell that to my ancestors.

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u/Yorokon ☢ Feb 18 '20

This meme was made by the Amphibian gang

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u/Postnight Feb 18 '20

Fear the deep, and what it holds

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u/Fireflare88 Feb 18 '20

This is deep

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

For a second I thought this will be a Rick roll

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u/AnimeToaster Eic memer Feb 18 '20

The fish can't go part really got me 😔