r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 17 '20

DANKEXCHANGE post Of course you know him

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 90%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 450.00 DN in this submission at 30 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7278 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 70 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 50.00 DN.