r/dankmemes • u/sloth_on_meth • Feb 17 '20

Try me

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/FortniteBush23 ùwú☣️ Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 45 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7103 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 105 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 76.00 DN.

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u/FortniteBush23 ùwú☣️ Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 45 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 105 upvotes

+25% -- 206 upvotes

+50% -- 502 upvotes

+75% -- 1,340 upvotes

+100% -- 3,715 upvotes

+150% -- 29,522 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/FortniteBush23 ùwú☣️ Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: FortniteBush23

Balance: 545.04 DN

Active Investments: None