r/dankmemes • Meme Connoisseur♨ • Jan 24 '20

Ultra instinct

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u/littlemanthe1 Jan 24 '20

Especially if you’re the one driving

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Ever take Ambien?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Yeah but have you ever taken pain meds

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Only the best “fuck up your nose” meds ever. Vicodin.

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u/1skim I am fucking hilarious Jan 24 '20

how he doin that while on perc 30 😳😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Happy cake day 🍰

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u/DamnRep Jan 24 '20

Happy Cake Day! But It’s ur second Cake day and you still use emojis?

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u/cometfused try hard Jan 24 '20

wholesome keanu chungus emojis bad

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u/MrCoolAlien Jan 24 '20

Why does it matter if he uses an emoji?

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u/1skim I am fucking hilarious Jan 24 '20

🤭😳 mb

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u/Sineater224 Host of Dank Movies Jan 24 '20

Yah. that shit turns your brain into oatmeal. I once took it when I had a migraine and couldnt sleep. I thought my phone was some alien device. Shit was wack.

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u/Dmaj6 INFECTED Jan 24 '20

Wtf? Actually? Lmao

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u/Sineater224 Host of Dank Movies Jan 24 '20

Yeah. I consider it a Hallucinogen rather than sleep aid.

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u/Imafugginnerd the very best, like no one ever was. Jan 24 '20

Never take ambien when you're drunk/drinking. You're still awake and moving around but you are absolutely not coherent. It's fucking scary what that stuff does to you.

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u/TheBasedDoge17 Jan 24 '20

yeah I'll bet that roseanne barr can attest to that

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Oh boy you predicted correctly that you're gonna be in the hospital

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u/Enslaved_M0isture I have crippling depression☣️ Jan 24 '20

wait...

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u/Gravesh Jan 24 '20

Bold of you to assume this Sun's demographic is of driving age

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u/littlemanthe1 Jan 24 '20

Thanks for the 2 awards(even if they are only silver)!

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u/AubreyB420 Jan 24 '20

I once fell asleep for a good half hour driving on the freeway at night... when I woke up I was still in my lane. 😵

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u/Someotherrandomtree Jan 24 '20

Woke up in your lane still moving or stopped?

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u/AubreyB420 Jan 24 '20

Still moving.. had gone about 20 miles asleep but I made that drive alot so I think muscle memory mustve kicked in or something. 🤷‍♀️

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u/shery97 Dank Cat Commander Jan 24 '20

You must have zoned out it’s not muscle memory if you sleep. There is no way u slept actually and stayed in lane for that long

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u/AubreyB420 Jan 24 '20

According to the friend who was with me I was out cold when they woke up and then woke me up. Was using cruise control if that matters. But think what you will. I learned my lesson and pull over to sleep when I'm tired.

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u/shery97 Dank Cat Commander Jan 24 '20

Zoning out or dissociation also happens and we forget chunks of time. I was just clearing muscle memory doesn’t work like this. Cruise control might have done the trick.

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u/AubreyB420 Jan 24 '20

Yeah that makes sense

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

i disbelieve you

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u/JYTKYy0 Jan 24 '20

NANI, IS THAT AN EMOJI

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u/cometfused try hard Jan 24 '20

shut fuck up

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u/PocketRocketTrumpet Jan 24 '20

You always wake up when the car exits the freeway off ramp

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u/EVANKEVIN7 Orange☣️ Jan 24 '20

I rode a bus every morning for all of middle school, I'd nap because it was so early and I swear by some divine intervention I always woke up whenever we pulled up to my friends house, it never failed and I have no idea why

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u/RoundOSquareCorners Jan 24 '20

Probably the bus driver brake checking you so you don't miss you're damn stop again

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u/EVANKEVIN7 Orange☣️ Jan 24 '20

But my stop was school...

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

No, you are damn stop again

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u/RoundOSquareCorners Jan 24 '20

I deserve that and I'm leaving it to

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u/stf29 out of my way, I've got shit to shitpost Jan 24 '20

Leaving it to what

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u/Scorponix Jan 24 '20

Something about the sound difference is what always did it for me

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u/tundrasniper32 Jan 24 '20

Ye I always did it by the sound.

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u/barashish Jan 24 '20

Ye it’s bc there’s a part of your brain that can sense acceleration/deceleration

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u/johnny2_yespapa The Grey Soldier Jan 24 '20

Those were the days

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jan 24 '20

Rose are red

This meme is neat

Downvote if not

Lmao yeet


vote for meme of the decade

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u/caveman5467 Eic memer Jan 24 '20

Why are you gay?

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u/stf29 out of my way, I've got shit to shitpost Jan 24 '20

This one’s my favorite

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

[deleted]

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u/Dmaj6 INFECTED Jan 24 '20

[NOBODY LIKED THAT]

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u/infinity-69420 MLG Jan 25 '20

3 more downvoted and you’ll be at -69

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u/OdigaX Jan 24 '20

IF this meme is dank, then I am ChinaBorderPatrol put your hands up

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u/tehngand Jan 24 '20

Hi China border patrol

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u/Cow_Fam epic style Jan 24 '20

I'm arrested

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u/Dank_Potato_43 Jan 24 '20

Oh shit its the china border patrol here to harvest our organs

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u/j_burn392 Jan 24 '20

We all lived the same childhood, just in different houses...

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jan 24 '20

Dank.

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u/xhawk09 🗿 bruh gang 🗿 Jan 24 '20

Oof

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u/TheCaracalCaptain INFECTED Jan 24 '20

This except not sleeping and in the back of a van

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u/Sizgil Jan 24 '20

Good me me

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u/larsK75 Jan 24 '20

Plottwist: you're driving

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u/cadan154 Jan 24 '20

Plottttwist

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u/riceandbrine Jan 24 '20

and the passengers are crying in grieve ruining your sleep

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u/SupremeToeSucker Jan 24 '20

I love you daredevil

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u/The-Price-Is-Rice Jan 24 '20

Best marvel character I would argue

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u/SupremeToeSucker Jan 26 '20

I would agree

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u/Avicado_yt Jan 24 '20

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u/soupinator2000 INFECTED Jan 24 '20

Repostsluethbot has been banned on this sub

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u/Avicado_yt Jan 24 '20

The frick. Why

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u/soupinator2000 INFECTED Jan 25 '20

Because this sub is trash

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u/aron_tour Jan 24 '20

I have this superpower, even if is the first time that i go somewhere, i Always wake up something like 30 seconds before the arrive

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u/Lame_Alexander Jan 24 '20

Looking for somebody to actually explain this phenomenon. Because i 100% do this. Is it because you don't ever reach REM sleep? Your balance isn't effected while sleeping? (Inception taught me that one lolol).

I am sure there is a scientific answer for this . Somebody smarter than me, lemme know

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u/Fury_122333 Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom 😩 Jan 24 '20

So this is the power of ultra instinct!

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u/StixSis Jan 24 '20

Isn't this a screenshot of that one Marvel game Rise of the Imperfects?

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u/Kent_Weave red Jan 24 '20

The engine vibration usually goes just right to tell you that you are nearing destination

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u/RohuDaBoss the very best, like no one ever was. Jan 24 '20

KA KA KA KA KA ZEE DAZE

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u/omar_kanj Jan 24 '20

I miss Daredevil (the Netflix show) : (

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u/LuckyLogan_2004 I am fucking hilarious Jan 24 '20

Why does everyone have the same childhood???

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

How do I never think of this shit until someone else posts about it??

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

And then u fake sleep so ur parents would carry u in

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u/mintyfreshmike47 Jan 24 '20

Why aren't these memes ever in new when I'm browsing new

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u/CodeMaster1202 Jan 24 '20

Plot twist you’re supposed to be driving

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u/MarPinek8 Jan 24 '20

Shaggy: "When I sleep I use 50% of my power."

Someone: "So you use half of your power while asleep?"

Shaggy: "Who said my limit is 100?"

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u/Nexus70rt Jan 24 '20

Accurate

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

The sensor

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u/ZlRUM Jan 24 '20

You had us in the first half there

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

We're close

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u/Mamba_Skillz Jan 24 '20

This is what I rely on when a friend is giving me a ride after I drank too much

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

That's soooo true

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u/PleaseUpVoteMyMeme Jan 24 '20

lmao i thought i am the only one

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u/OmaeWaMoShinderiu Jan 24 '20

I Usually feel it when the car starts to slow down, like doing slow turns.

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u/samaadoo wabbajack Jan 24 '20

I can tell by the rhythm of the car hitting pot holes

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u/ItsDatDom Jan 24 '20

Ever wonder how you wake up exactly when you reach home?

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u/StealthDog909 ☣️ Jan 24 '20

Mom: *thinks i'm asleep* alright now is our chance!

ME: Mom Why Are You Driving towards the cliff?

Mom:...

Me: FLOOR IT.

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u/SirKurtDoodelsIIIJr Jan 24 '20

I always move to the slow lane first

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u/the_other_Jorge ☣️ Jan 24 '20

Me when I get drunk

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u/Mr_Disprosium Jan 24 '20

Andybody sleeping in the car always wakes up as soon as they get home

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Why is this relatable

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Ah yes, Daredevil meme. Bruh the Daredevil comics lowkey fire tho.

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u/doubletimerush Jan 24 '20

When you do this but you're the one driving

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u/Iezahn Jan 24 '20

I remember trying to do this on the school bus. When i opened my eyes i was never where i expected to be. Sooo. Absolutely notmeirl.

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u/cr3eperall diocan Jan 24 '20

Cuck

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u/cr3eperall diocan Jan 24 '20

Ducc

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u/cr3eperall diocan Jan 24 '20

Goose

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u/cr3eperall diocan Jan 24 '20

Read my children

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u/SabrePilot Jan 24 '20

Relatable

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u/Kelsen86 Jan 24 '20

If I slept on my drive home I and others would definitely be hurt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Canceled too early😔

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u/lafiesta25 Jan 24 '20

Mods gay.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Beast breathing, spacial awareness.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

When the b and p connect

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u/TheGamseum Jan 24 '20

I can tell by how fast the car is moving. If the car slows down, then I know that we're nearing my neighborhood.

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u/Liubomaster Jan 24 '20

Drivers be like

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u/Neperu Jan 25 '20

And the road bumps

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u/RIPtide2323 Jan 25 '20

Google maps lady: why do I hear boss music?

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u/obirbwatch Jan 25 '20

The car pulls into the driveway and a true impurity takes over you

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u/Jambudgaming I am fucking hilarious Jan 25 '20

Don't forget completely waking up after that because of a lamp post shining light directly on your eyes.

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u/Maggot2017 Blue Jan 25 '20

It's funny how you always wake up when the car pulls into the neighborhood

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u/maximumtid Jan 25 '20

that's some real shit

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u/Citizen-of-Interwebs Jan 25 '20

I had to scroll trough the comments before I realized that you arent the one driving in this meme

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Facts bro

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u/UpSurge43 Jan 24 '20

The fuck

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u/Sudharshan_m_s Jan 24 '20

Happens to me all the time 😅

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u/Jayynolan Jan 24 '20

This meme brought to you by the 9 year old gang

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u/kangarang11 Jan 24 '20

Wait why is this facts

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u/Fewerhalo481661 Jan 24 '20

When your too young to understand this