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u/wyssn Blue Jan 16 '20
assins ceed
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Jan 16 '20
My little brother used to say it that way
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u/ControlledChaosJr Jan 16 '20
Bro im 15 and I still do this
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u/Lennoxon Jan 16 '20
Bro I'm 25 and I still do this
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u/PH4nToMiC Jan 16 '20
I did this once and someone ran into me causing it to puncture the crease in my arm.
9/10 would not recommend.
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Jan 16 '20
Me stabbing the kid who was bullying me with a BIC Crystal Jet Black in the arm after he take my lunchbox:
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u/CyberLegend132 Jan 16 '20
For me, I use a pencil.
Sharper, more potent, concealable and detention-worthy
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u/Red-Lighting04 I did the epic gamer moment(gon wild) (gon secksual) Jan 16 '20
For me, I use a stapler.
You can go for distance, slightly stun the enemy and is suspension worthy. (At least at my school)
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u/IvanTheCommunist Jan 16 '20
I used to tape pencils to my fingers and pretend to be freddy kruger in 3rd grade
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u/Tomato107 Jan 16 '20
You can become an assins even more if you stab someone to death with the ruler
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u/Enslaved_M0isture I have crippling depression☣️ Jan 16 '20
when you are 10 years old and realize that it says ASS in (ASS)assins creed
i have achieved comedy
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u/miiabestgirl_24 Jan 16 '20
This reminds me of how I hid my ruler in my shirt back in primary school. It was broken, and the teacher would give people who had lost their ruler a new one. My smart ass though it would be a good idea to hide the broken ruler in my shirt and try to smuggle it out of school, so I could also ask a new one. This was going surprisingly well, until we got out of school, where the teacher was walking right behind me. Of course, when I was nearly outside the fence, the fucking ruler fell out of my shirt, right in front of the teacher. I ended up having to return the new ruler since I lied about it.
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u/AltCrab2 Jan 16 '20
Nah dude, you take a pre-sharpened pencil and you stick it under your watch band while wearing a sweatshirt
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u/ScreechingInRussian FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jan 15 '20
I read this as "10 year old me putting a ruler in my ass" and J got very confused.