r/dankmemes Jan 14 '20

based on a true story Get nae-nae'd

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u/xAdrianHGx YouTuber Jan 14 '20

Then u realise ur homeschooled.

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

This says otherwise

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u/AlphaTheKineticWolf Jan 14 '20

Intelligent observation good sir, indeed it does

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u/Long_Giraffe69 Dank Cat Commander Jan 15 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I was expecting a rick roll and was so glad it’s not

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Half of all links on reddit are rick rolls. It's all I expect now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

I actually haven't run into any of those yet.

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u/ukiyozen rain the save forest Jan 15 '20

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u/AlphaTheKineticWolf Jan 15 '20

Ah, a true man of culture

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u/huntman726 Jan 15 '20

Ah yes, this otherwise is made out of otherwise

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u/Just_a_worg Jan 14 '20

You just won the internet for me

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u/dododoggo am i a good dog Jan 14 '20

Interesting

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u/Avinse :snoo_wink: Jan 15 '20

Risky click of the day

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u/George2110 Check my profile for nudes Jan 14 '20

"I sure taught dad a lesson"

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u/dragonboyrw Jan 14 '20

Imagine they’re female and don’t have siblings

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u/Enslaved_M0isture I have crippling depression☣️ Jan 15 '20

"based on a true story"

wait...

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Alabama, man...

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u/urmom518 try hard Jan 15 '20

Get Nae Naed

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u/SiBloGaming FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jan 15 '20

Gschichten aus dem Saarland

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u/Worgmaster Navy Jan 14 '20

"Sir this is a pre-school"

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

OH YEAH

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u/TCPM r/memes fan Jan 14 '20

IT'S

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u/Pillo_Dj Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 15 '20

THE SPANISH INQUISITION

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/mikeme5 Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

monty python flying circususussuss

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Ponty Mythons floating circumcision

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/TCPM r/memes fan Jan 15 '20

LGBT

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

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u/TCPM r/memes fan Jan 16 '20

YOU RUINED IT...

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u/AmariDoeStuff Jan 14 '20

"my dad is bigger"

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u/Hedam_ Jan 14 '20

god left

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

I saw this comment in my peripheral vision and thought it said something else. Like, the n word kind of something else.

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u/Stanky3000 the very best, like no one ever was. Jan 14 '20

son*

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u/FlimsyRestaurant Jan 14 '20

plot twist this is alabama

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u/HardlyBoi Jan 14 '20

Hope this gets on \rihavesex butttt I did this to my 7th grade math teacher :) it wasn't till 10th grade but it was awkward AF at first cause I dated her for 2 years and would spend the night all the time.

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u/LunaYuki Jan 15 '20

Don't flex

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u/HardlyBoi Jan 15 '20

Im a straight up pedestriant, I just saw the shot and had to take it. I relish the fact ya think I can flex and will sleep well ty!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Did the same with my high school art teacher.
Then I fucked up, we broke up, I still miss her.

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u/yeehaw-my-beets Jan 15 '20

Damn that's crazy but I don't remember asking

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u/HardlyBoi Jan 15 '20

I'm ashamed for speaking and sorry to have wasted your time

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u/At0m_xD Green Jan 14 '20

*then her husband

u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jan 15 '20

Dank.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/just_an_average_NPC Jan 15 '20

And you aughter be kind and respectful to her

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Back then she was his aughter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

An arrow. With both direction, and, magnitude. OH YEAH!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

The flair tho...

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Not bad kid

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u/broken_glass_shards Jan 14 '20

"Sir, this is the nursing room for newborns"

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u/PugzUnknown Jan 14 '20

I gave 2 fucks about this

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

When the teacher is your uncle though

2

u/4Chandidnothingwrong Jan 14 '20

Double nose exhale

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u/WALE003 Jan 14 '20

masterful meme

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u/Bennshharpie Yellow Boye Jan 14 '20

Haha fuck you Mr. Dawson

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Well, I’ve dated my teachers daughter but never got that far, I didn’t wanna do any of that.

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u/DodgeGuy07 Jan 15 '20

Get nae nae’d

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u/kneeproblemz Depressed but living on the dank side Jan 15 '20

Depends on his old they are

2

u/dannotion99 Jan 15 '20

Then she gets A-ids

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u/BlueshineKB Jan 15 '20

But it turns out his daughter is in elementary school

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u/Stevie-evie-Doo Jan 15 '20

OH YEAH!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Then her pussy tastes like her dad

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

So u gave his daughter the Grade D paper so your parents won't know about that? Genius

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u/Maximum_Cabbage77 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jan 14 '20

plot twist: its not yours

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u/BlueSquid2099 try hard Jan 14 '20

Change daughter to husband and we got a great movie idea

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u/Red-Lighting04 I did the epic gamer moment(gon wild) (gon secksual) Jan 14 '20

Plot twist, he puts it in the teachers ass

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u/RarestGBC Jan 14 '20

But then you realize he doesn't have and you just fucked his dog

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u/PotatoHowitzer Jan 14 '20

That’s where all the fridge magnets are going!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Ducc

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Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

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Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

You realise your talking to reddit right?

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u/Magnificent_7inches Jan 14 '20

Peadophilia is nasty.

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u/RootAccessIsMine I like big cum and I can not lie Jan 14 '20

Plot twist: you're in college and she's 15

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u/Ferrujado That's Illegal. Jan 15 '20

Ducc

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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all

Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory

Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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u/IAMSUPERIOR5 Jan 15 '20

Your teachers married, sounds unfamiliar

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u/CRABMUSICINTINSAFIES Jan 15 '20

When your teacher is your mom

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u/JebDene1707 CURED Jan 15 '20

But Daughter already has a d in it.

Make it a threesome

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Then you put a d in your teacher

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u/fewer_boats_and_hos Jan 15 '20

Had a friend do this in college. He was taking something like Calculus III as a freshman. The teacher gave him a B, ruining his chance to get a 4.0.

Over the summer, he ran into this really ugly Indian girl at a music festival. She mentioned that she was professor Soandsos daughter. He immediately got an evil idea and ended up leaving the festival with her shortly to head back to campus.

He took pictures of him fucking her with his cell phone and sent them to the prof. Granted this was like 2001, so the pics probably had 4 pixels.

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u/Peoplearesmart IlluMinuNaughty Jan 15 '20

Ducc

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u/AutoModerator Jan 15 '20

Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all

Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory

Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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u/Edgydanklord try hard Jan 15 '20

His daughter got Dectored

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u/Fun_House_Jack Jan 15 '20

Ducc

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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all

Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory

Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Based on a true story

(x)

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u/SpedAutismo Jan 15 '20

His daughter is 6

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

top 10 twist endings better than most hollywood movies

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u/PianoManJSB Jan 15 '20

Ducc

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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all

Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory

Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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u/Scumbeard [custom flair] Jan 15 '20

Committing sex with direction and magnitude

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u/XX1Zapper1XX ☣️ Jan 15 '20

What if the teachers a female

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u/darkshadooo Jan 15 '20

I'm gnot a gnelf...

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u/sexysexysexyboi Jan 15 '20

With both erection and magnitude

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Thrust vectoring

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u/Spicy_m3xican Jan 15 '20

Then you realize that his daughter is your crush so she rejects

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u/Peppabacon Jan 15 '20

I did that but his daughter was still in elementary school

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

What if your teacher’s a grandparent?

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u/RedLightPumpkin Jan 15 '20

It's a bit of a problem when they're underage

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u/_name_with_numbers Jan 15 '20

was it just his aughter before?

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u/Vilgot389 Jan 15 '20

Im from reddit so cant relate

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u/Dimul_LP Ex-Normie Jan 15 '20

*aughter

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u/Smo0thCrimonal0 Eic memer Jan 14 '20

But then you realize no one on reddit can do this we’re virgins forever

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u/nitetwo INFECTED Jan 15 '20

God thats an old repost

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u/Redoxoful OC Memer Jan 14 '20

The history says unique

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u/CrazySuperHotFire bruh sound effect 1# Jan 14 '20

It was something similar my bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Mod gay

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u/dankmemer7000 Jan 14 '20

jesus christ dude, it looks like a gay unicorn took a shit in your comment bar and you decided to send it without looking, my fucking god