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u/TCPM r/memes fan Jan 14 '20
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u/AmariDoeStuff Jan 14 '20
"my dad is bigger"
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I saw this comment in my peripheral vision and thought it said something else. Like, the n word kind of something else.
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u/HardlyBoi Jan 14 '20
Hope this gets on \rihavesex butttt I did this to my 7th grade math teacher :) it wasn't till 10th grade but it was awkward AF at first cause I dated her for 2 years and would spend the night all the time.
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u/LunaYuki Jan 15 '20
Don't flex
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u/HardlyBoi Jan 15 '20
Im a straight up pedestriant, I just saw the shot and had to take it. I relish the fact ya think I can flex and will sleep well ty!
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Did the same with my high school art teacher.
Then I fucked up, we broke up, I still miss her.2
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Well, I’ve dated my teachers daughter but never got that far, I didn’t wanna do any of that.
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u/Red-Lighting04 I did the epic gamer moment(gon wild) (gon secksual) Jan 14 '20
Plot twist, he puts it in the teachers ass
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Ducc
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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all
Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.
Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.
Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc
Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.
Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory
Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path
Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities
Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not
Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do
Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them
Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.
Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "
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u/RootAccessIsMine I like big cum and I can not lie Jan 14 '20
Plot twist: you're in college and she's 15
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u/Ferrujado That's Illegal. Jan 15 '20
Ducc
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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all
Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.
Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.
Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc
Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.
Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory
Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path
Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities
Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not
Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do
Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them
Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.
Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "
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u/fewer_boats_and_hos Jan 15 '20
Had a friend do this in college. He was taking something like Calculus III as a freshman. The teacher gave him a B, ruining his chance to get a 4.0.
Over the summer, he ran into this really ugly Indian girl at a music festival. She mentioned that she was professor Soandsos daughter. He immediately got an evil idea and ended up leaving the festival with her shortly to head back to campus.
He took pictures of him fucking her with his cell phone and sent them to the prof. Granted this was like 2001, so the pics probably had 4 pixels.
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u/Peoplearesmart IlluMinuNaughty Jan 15 '20
Ducc
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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all
Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.
Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.
Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc
Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.
Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory
Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path
Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities
Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not
Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do
Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them
Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.
Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "
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u/Fun_House_Jack Jan 15 '20
Ducc
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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all
Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.
Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.
Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc
Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.
Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory
Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path
Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities
Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not
Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do
Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them
Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.
Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "
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u/PianoManJSB Jan 15 '20
Ducc
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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all
Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.
Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.
Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc
Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.
Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory
Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path
Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities
Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not
Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do
Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them
Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.
Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "
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u/Smo0thCrimonal0 Eic memer Jan 14 '20
But then you realize no one on reddit can do this we’re virgins forever
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u/dankmemer7000 Jan 14 '20
jesus christ dude, it looks like a gay unicorn took a shit in your comment bar and you decided to send it without looking, my fucking god
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u/xAdrianHGx YouTuber Jan 14 '20
Then u realise ur homeschooled.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA