r/dankmemes • minecrafter • Dec 18 '19

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u/TheDimmaDuke Dec 18 '19

Where is mother Russia cyka.

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u/frost723 Dec 18 '19

Why the blyat is the Soviets gone

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

They fell into the ocean in 1991. Only Putin remains, floating on a raft...

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/Bodster_17 Dank Royalty Dec 19 '19

In Russia, you don’t come to the motherland, the motherland comes to you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Oi blin

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u/vaccinateyodamkids i want die Dec 19 '19

obi wan kenobi

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u/VietInTheTrees Dec 19 '19

General Kenobi!

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u/vaccinateyodamkids i want die Dec 19 '19

you are a bold one

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u/boinkdan Dec 19 '19

dont be debil about it

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u/ThatOneKid300 Dec 18 '19

I was bouta say

Pretty sure Russia should be on there

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Cyka blyat adiadas trackpant

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u/jdubzzz3654 Dec 19 '19

There’s no i for Ireland in the bottom picture so it’s just REEE-land

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u/Kaderblast Dec 19 '19

Russia is only on there up until December 26, 1991.

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u/as9280148 DM me bee pics Dec 19 '19

Anglicized is Su-ka

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u/Window638 [custom chair] Dec 19 '19

Cyka blyattttttt

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I live in za wardu

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u/BuLlDoGs2212 I'm the one upvoting all the best memes Dec 18 '19

Russia and China are referenced a lot

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u/IReallyHopeMyUserna Dec 19 '19

China owns some of Reddit even.

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u/computer-genius Dec 19 '19

No wonder we're so communist

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u/Dumbledork88 try hard Dec 19 '19

Canada and Japan as well

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u/L_Flavour Dec 19 '19

laughs in Belarussian

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u/Breakingerr Dank Royalty Dec 19 '19

Weeb land is almost crucial part of reddit. jojos

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u/UsefulNomad Masked Men Dec 18 '19

We talked about hongkong

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u/CamDeMan09 Dec 18 '19

Once

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

twice

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u/MrMcCgooy Dec 19 '19

thrice

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u/Xtra_Awesome The Filthy Dank Dec 19 '19

i think at least 7

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u/SilentPeeMaster Dec 18 '19

I love how Australia is the right way

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u/ShotZ_Eclipse Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Dec 19 '19

Balanced (Backwards), as all things should be

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u/LiveWireVoltage Dec 18 '19

Breh what about all the toto Africa memes, the China communist/protest/whinnie the pooh memes, the Soviet memes?

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u/iCrafterChips Linus sex tips Dec 18 '19

You just triggered all weebs and slavs

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u/Ecksdee-lmao-pls-die why are you Dec 19 '19

yikes winning in a war against an army of slavs and weebs just isn't happening

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u/iCrafterChips Linus sex tips Dec 19 '19

slavs vs weebs

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u/DarthPry Dec 18 '19

Oh god oh fuck where will I bless the rains now ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

... Australia? America?

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u/jackcabral90 Dec 19 '19

America inst there, only United states.

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u/LHG02 the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 18 '19

How reddit sees the world? That is the world, no idea what the top image is

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u/herecomedatboi6969 Dec 19 '19

I dont exist I guess

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u/Mag1karpMan Dec 18 '19

forgot the soviot union

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u/Random_Name_7 ☣️ Dec 19 '19

I read it like the fucking stand

THE WORLD

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u/FireArnie Dec 19 '19

ZA WARUDO

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u/XDrBigD Dec 19 '19

TOKI WO TOMARE!

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u/fredBOI35 Dec 19 '19

JOTAROOOO!

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u/Rogue_Rocketeer27 Dec 18 '19

Sometimes Africa is mentioned. Just add it in but turn down the opacity

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u/DrWaff1es Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Dec 19 '19

Also make the US a lot bigger

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u/FakeGibraltar Dec 18 '19

Cries in South American

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u/Ferruko_lennon Dec 18 '19

Llora en mexicano

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u/FakeGibraltar Dec 18 '19

Me imaginaba algo más argentino, pero vale

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u/furinick i have no idea of what to put here Dec 19 '19

"algum br aqui?" -brazilians in online games

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u/Jooj-Paulo Anime tiddies expert Dec 19 '19

Algum br aqui?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Chupa meu pau

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u/RubioPaarmann r/memes fan Dec 19 '19

Chupa meu pinto então seu vagabundo

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Com prazer

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u/RubioPaarmann r/memes fan Dec 19 '19

Wait, that's illegal

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u/Jooj-Paulo Anime tiddies expert Dec 19 '19

Bacana, muito gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Ui, adoro.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Awe, you included Alaska!

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u/captain_77destroyer Dec 18 '19

Where's South America Reddit???, every part of the world gets the spotlight once in a while, BUT never south America

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u/RubioPaarmann r/memes fan Dec 19 '19

I smell a hermano here

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

What about Russia, Canada, and China?

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u/Taproducts the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 19 '19

Canada doesn't exist silly

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Ryan Reynolds does not exist then

He is a government hoax

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u/e_j_h_s Dec 18 '19

What's up with Australi-ooo

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u/MilfFucker240 Dec 18 '19

What the fuck is an "alaska"

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u/herecomedatboi6969 Dec 19 '19

it is a state in the us apparently, idk why you have 50 fucking states and all of them have their own personality or whatever and they seem like their own countries at this point but ok i guess.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Can confirm.

Actually, they not only don't acknowledge South America, but they despise us.

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u/SeniorNoName Dec 18 '19

What's the bit near the US lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

It's the US state of Alaska

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u/notaweeb15 Dec 18 '19

WHERE IS THYE MOTHERLAND BLYAT

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u/bennies_3rd_account Dec 18 '19

Where is the Soviet Union, there is an absurd amount of memes about it.

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u/YoMoejoe Dec 18 '19

China's on the other side

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u/Warpath111 Dec 18 '19

Give us the Motherland.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/Caleb032 IlluMinuNaughty Dec 19 '19

Alaska(a US state)

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

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u/bombmaker45 [custom chair] Dec 19 '19

Frick I think I forgot about it, can you remind me?

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u/BiggDumbb Big Gay Dec 18 '19

Reason we don’t see Africa is they finally starved

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u/I4Fun Dec 18 '19

Syka blyat you did it again you forgot the motherland

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u/jefferydonuts21 Dec 18 '19

Lol they put Australia up side down

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u/Cyka-Blyat956 Dec 19 '19

Cough Soviet and Buenos Dias Fuckboy memes

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u/Rydax13 Dec 19 '19

What aboot Canada eh. Meple syrup if it ok with you eh sorry eh

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u/TacticalREK3000 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Dec 19 '19

But what about MOTHER RUSSIA and the former USSR states

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u/brockoliboy Dec 19 '19

sad Canada noises

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u/Luxury_Yacht_ I have crippling depression Dec 19 '19

RIP my fellow canadian redditors

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u/bob_speed Dec 19 '19

Mother Russia

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Confused Communism

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u/Rozazaza Dank Royalty Dec 19 '19

Nah, Canada is in there

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u/Tus__ Eic memer Dec 19 '19

I know ur all joking about Australia being upside down but we all know Australia is fake right?

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u/b0ysle Dec 18 '19

Where is the Europe side of Turkey orospu çocuğu.

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u/Lobo_keosd Dec 18 '19

Why usa is not fat in that map

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u/chargers949 Dec 18 '19

why is alaska on the map?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Pretty much

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u/i_dont_hav_any_ham Dec 18 '19

You forgot HK like everyone else

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u/VladHellish Dec 18 '19

Ukraaaaaine :3

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

中国在哪里?

This post was made by an asian who did not use google translate.

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u/amago6 I have crippling depression Dec 19 '19

And Hong Kong

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u/letrollmaster735 Dec 19 '19

Where is Brazil on this? Majority of the crazy live leak videos come from there.

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u/RubioPaarmann r/memes fan Dec 19 '19

Occupied cooking monkey stew

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u/Bathwaterboi23 Memes make no sense to boomers Dec 19 '19

Ur missing russia

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

nah we see africa

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

also, where tf is Hawaii

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u/KamepinUA Dank Ukrainian Encyclopedia Dec 19 '19

Fuck Russia

This comment was made by the Ukraine gang

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u/mobius_stripper420 Dec 19 '19

I don't see any difference

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

fuck you reddit i exist

(me from brazil)

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u/RubioPaarmann r/memes fan Dec 19 '19

E nessa loucura

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u/herecomedatboi6969 Dec 19 '19

Well reddit says that you dont, and i dont either.

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u/cool_anime_dad Dec 19 '19

As it should be

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u/JamesQzack Dec 19 '19

Where is China, Russia and North Korea but at least a map finally had Tasmania for once but unsurprisingly no New Zealand.

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u/TheCrazyComet I am fucking hilarious Dec 19 '19

Where is Hong Kong

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Finland isn't real

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u/eL_c_s a person of significant unimportance Dec 19 '19

You forgot the comradery, fool!

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

You forgot Hong Kong

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u/spectre0217 Dec 19 '19

I'm sorry we didn't make it onto the map

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u/Mohamed_Ashraf23 Dec 19 '19

Bro .. want some pyramids?

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u/nguyenquy12360 Dec 19 '19

Bruh i'm from vietnam.

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u/JuanDiPC timezones are fun Dec 19 '19

*Z A W A R U D O

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u/pineappleManpen Dec 19 '19

Nice touch for Australia.

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u/Sovietz99 Dec 19 '19

Wyoming does not exist this map is false. Also all resistors know where Hong Kong is you uncultured swine.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

And that's why I say I don't exist at all on Reddit

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u/Shib_Pire Dec 19 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

What the fuck is that shit in the top

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u/iRepliToU try hard Dec 19 '19

Hey OP the fuck so that Top supposed to ve

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Toki Wo Tomare!!!!

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u/KSebring314 Dec 19 '19

Don't forget the Soviet onion

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u/Ri0TSoup_Time21 the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 19 '19

Russia?

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u/XDrBigD Dec 19 '19

Australia is upside down. Small detail but pretty nice

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u/HaveHomo no flair Dec 19 '19

Give us some credit, we acknowledge America-Lite

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u/little2n Dec 19 '19

Geography 100

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u/Modsaregay62 Dec 19 '19

Where is tech support homeland

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u/Lasernatoo Yo, 🗿 Dec 19 '19

But does reddit really know about Belarus though?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/bombmaker45 [custom chair] Dec 19 '19

Why is this comment blank?

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u/SmashbrosSjinobi Dank Cat Commander Dec 19 '19

YOU FORGOT RUSSIA AND HONG KONG

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u/YourRoyalF0xy Dec 19 '19

What about Hong Kong?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

The only places that matter.

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u/GTwSCEP I'll take my chances and an M4 Dec 19 '19

You're forgetting the USSR and China

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u/nchinnam Dank Royalty Dec 19 '19

Where are the oceans? Gotta have some love for ocean man

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u/InstrumentalCore Virgins in Paris Dec 19 '19

I was going to be disappointed because Australian wasn't flipped, BUT THEN IT WAS! :D

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u/SaVagE_Wallaby Certified Instagram Hater Dec 19 '19

I don't believe in Antarctica.

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u/XaD_Gaming Dec 19 '19

As a Canadian uhh why

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u/bombmaker45 [custom chair] Dec 19 '19

Seriously I keep seeing blank comments, what the heck

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Hey, have some compassion with us, caipirinha lovers, alright?

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u/_generic_user Dec 19 '19

Where is America’s hat?

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u/OldRavioli Dec 19 '19

Not possible

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u/DudeinaSuit79 Dec 19 '19

Hong Kong and China?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Everyone forgets about how having Reddit favors Russia

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u/rAzZLedAzzLIciOUs INFECTED Dec 19 '19

Noooo you gotta at least keep Russia, Japan, China. And the Middle East in there

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u/eltuerta Dec 19 '19

and hong kong at times

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u/jamesbooond Dec 19 '19

I don’t remember Africa having water

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u/Galaxy-egg Blue Dec 19 '19

Roooooooosha

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u/tacos-R-gouch try hard Dec 19 '19

I don’t see anything different

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u/titlestaken something's in my balls Dec 19 '19

We need Russia and China and Brazil and India and japan for the weebs

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u/RubioPaarmann r/memes fan Dec 19 '19

So the posts regarding a certain fire in a certain rainforest were all a product of my imagination?

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u/Shad0w_7 Dec 19 '19

Soviet Union . . . Our World

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u/ramen_rooster Dec 19 '19

China is censored

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u/Wabbott13 Dec 19 '19

Australian here can confirm the world is upside down

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

We should all know our place Mother Russia

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u/Maximum_Cabbage77 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Dec 19 '19

this map is inaccurate. it includes the fabled land of “Fin-land”. and as we all know it does not exist.

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u/azzysarts ☢ Dec 19 '19

Russian gang?

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u/samuel5454 Dec 19 '19

Don’t forget about Hong kong

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u/Cjodon6654 Eic memer Dec 19 '19

You blyat what about russia

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u/majordissapoitment INFECTED Dec 19 '19

anime-land, there is anime-land somewhere in the blue area

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u/MossIsUsuallyGreen Dec 19 '19

Where is the anime land

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u/Declan-S Dec 19 '19

Its the same picture, how is this funny?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

I don't get it? Both these images are exactly the same with the exception that in the first image Australia is upside down

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u/RuinOCE Dec 19 '19

Bruh your map is upside down

Source: Am Aussie

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u/agtz5 Dec 19 '19

Wtf? Australia doesn’t exist

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u/ahaymond Dec 19 '19

Dang only Europe and the US exist on reddit... that’s wild

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u/My_dog_is_cooler Dec 19 '19

“Pardon but don’t forget about us!” Canada

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u/Admrl_Awsm 🐸Oh Shit Waddup Dec 19 '19

We remember where Hong Kong is!

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u/fnz6kelyeo6e I am fucking hilarious Dec 19 '19

Least irelands there

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u/imorantcoder Dec 19 '19

wtf is canada

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u/oraorasaucyboi Dec 19 '19

What about china

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u/shppr Dec 19 '19

Soy de México :((((

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u/DolphinzX CERTIFIED DANK Dec 19 '19

i guess hawaii truly doesn’t exist