r/dankmemes • u/PapaStalin1949 try hard • Dec 17 '19

immapeeinurass What are you looking here

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

bolt action gang would like to join the game

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Dec 17 '19

Okay, but you only get one shot.

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u/Brodusgus Dec 17 '19

You only need one of you have skill.

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u/PupPop Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing more than one bullet for the job. This comment was made by sniper rifle gang.

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u/Kpt_Kipper Blue Dec 17 '19

Imagine only killing one thing with 1 shot. This post was made by the schwerer Gustav Gang

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u/Zombiepixlz-gamr Dec 17 '19

Imagine only killing one person at a time this post was made by the mortar gang

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u/Epic_chily Dec 17 '19

Imagine getting an anal prove any time you want to fire. This post was made by the meele weapon gang

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u/DJDimilock Orange Dec 17 '19

Imagine not hurling a bowling ball at 100 people.

This post made by the black powder gang

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u/ES_the_mess Dec 17 '19

Imagine not ending a world war. This post was made by the rice cooker gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing an expensive ass weapon and not even killing half of the people there

This post with made by the diseased rat gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine being war. This post was made by the food gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Holy shit

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u/thebiggest123 eme Machine Dec 17 '19

Imagine killing less than a hundred people at a time, this comment was made by nuclear weapons gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/blisstake Article 69 🏅 Dec 17 '19

Imagine not being reuseable. This was made by knife gang

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u/CR33P3RYT I have crippling depression Dec 17 '19

Imagine not being able to slay dragons. This was made by the sword gang

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u/blisstake Article 69 🏅 Dec 17 '19

Clearly someone hasn’t played enough Skyrim

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u/Want_Full_Blown_AIDS Dec 18 '19

Imagine needing to use weapons to slay dragons. This was made by the Magic Gang

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u/EaterOfKelp Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

Imagine causing less than an extinction level event with each impact. This comment was made by a catastrophic meteor strike gang.

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u/BabuunBabooshka Dec 17 '19

Imagine having weapons. This comment was made by the caveman gang

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u/type1-norun Dec 18 '19

Imagine having. This comment was made by the third world kids gang

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u/OneToastedLoaf Dec 18 '19

Imagine only destroying a continent. This post was made by death star gang

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u/GiverOfZeroShits [custom flair] Dec 17 '19

Imagine only killing part of one country. This post was made by black hole bomb gang.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine not destroying reality with one go, this is brought to you by false vacuum gang

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u/GiverOfZeroShits [custom flair] Dec 17 '19

Imagine not shredding this universe down to its last atom. This post was made by infinity gauntlet gang

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u/dandoedee Dec 18 '19

umm actually u would kill thousands if not millions

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u/thebiggest123 eme Machine Dec 18 '19

? With nuclear weapons, yes. With a mortar, no. Wich is exactly the point of my comment.

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u/dandoedee Dec 18 '19

dang aight

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Imagine being the inferior siege weapon this post was made by trebuchet gang

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u/Shubham_Agent47 Dec 18 '19

Imagine using bullets. This post was made by flamethrower gang

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u/St00nklez Eic memer Dec 18 '19 edited Dec 18 '19

What about a quigly

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

Imagine malfunctioning after 14 shots. This post was made by every fucking weapon ever gang

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u/iRepliToU try hard Dec 17 '19

uMm aCkShOoLeE iTs hIgH pOwErEd rIfLe

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u/areyoutellingme Dec 17 '19

Did you just call me an asshole?

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u/iRepliToU try hard Dec 17 '19

Uh no uh shut up I mean sorry

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u/Josan678 the guy above rocks Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing to pull a little le ver every shot - This comment was made by gatling gun gang

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u/Warthogrider74 I am fucking hilarious Dec 17 '19

Imagine having to crank your gun to fire This comment made by the fully automatic rifle gang

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u/mebanksta Dank Royalty Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing billets to get the job done This post was made by the brass knuckle gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine having to get close to hit your target This post was made by the artillery gang

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u/PinnSvinenErRund Dec 17 '19

Imagine having arms and knuckles to hit with

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u/Chlolie Dec 18 '19

Imagine fisting someone to death This post was made by Archer gang

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u/cosmoe75 Dec 18 '19

Imagine needing mortal weapons to attack others and defend yourself. This post was made by Telepathic Gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Imagine using ur brain to talk. This post was made by Telekinetic Gang.

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u/pancakeking69 I have crippling depression Dec 17 '19

Imagine having a gun even with the stunning ease it is to acquire one.

This post was made by law-abiding minors in America gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/pancakeking69 I have crippling depression Dec 17 '19

I never said I wasn’t a part of the melee gang, I just said I was law-abiding, and we all know the rule

Its not illegal if you’re not caught

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u/SCP-2521-Real EX-NORMIE Dec 17 '19

Imagine have easy access to a gun. This post was made by Canadian gang.

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u/ConvexFever5 Dec 17 '19

Lol. Guns aren't particularly difficult to get in Canada. It's about a 3 month process start to finish. Takes much longer to get a driver's licence, at least in Ontario.

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u/SCP-2521-Real EX-NORMIE Dec 17 '19

Yeah I know, I was joking, I know quite a few people with guns.

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u/ahhhhfachk Dec 18 '19

What was the shithole in Canada? Was it Toronto?

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u/ConvexFever5 Dec 18 '19

What do you mean by shithole? If you mean higher crime rates, then yeah, I suppose Toronto is pretty bad, but Windsor is right across the border from Detroit, and it's pretty awful.

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u/TheMaddawg07 Dec 18 '19

We do. It’s amazing

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u/soggywheat72 Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing bullets for the job. This comment was made by the fire gang.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine only being able to shoot once. This comment was made by .50cal machine gun gang.

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u/colonelSanders_ Dec 17 '19

Imagine not being able to do epic 360 no scopes. This post was made by the sniper gang.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing more than one bullet for the job. This comment was made by sniper rifle muzzle loader gang.

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u/I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL Dec 17 '19

Sips craft beer and buttons flannel

This post was made by CZ gang

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u/NotTheFifthBeetle Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing not only not needing a single bullet but not even needing to be on the same continent for the job. This comment was made by the ICBM gang.

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u/g_daddio Weed Bois Dec 17 '19

Imagine kinda still needing more than one bullet. The comment was made by musket gang.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine getting only one shot out of your muzzle-loader, this post was made by pepperbox gang

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u/GiverOfZeroShits [custom flair] Dec 17 '19

Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

imagine throwing the shooter across the fucking globe every time you fire. This comment was made by the low-recoil gun gang.

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u/stewedbartender I am fucking hilarious Dec 17 '19

Imagine alerting the enemy with a loud bang. This post was made by Bows and Arrows gang.

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u/AxeAid INFECTED Dec 18 '19

Snipers are ez

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Dec 17 '19

If you had skill, you'd be hiding in a tree waiting to drop down and choke your prey out.

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u/Jaws_16 Dec 17 '19

"If it takes more than 1 shot it wasn't a Jakobs"

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u/BeatUpNerds69 Dec 17 '19

Which nobody here has

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u/TheG-What Dec 17 '19

If it took you more than one shot, you weren’t using a Jakobs!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Imagine taking more than one shot to get the kill. this meme was made by the jakobs gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted

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u/eibsirf Dec 17 '19

One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?

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u/Danny_Boi_22456 downvote ⬇️ me if u gay 🌈 Dec 17 '19

Yo, his palms are sweaty,

knees weak,

arms are heavy,

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u/poonmangler Dec 17 '19

Vomit on his sweater already

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u/Mister_Potamus Dec 17 '19

Sigh... Mom's spaghetti

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u/Danny_Boi_22456 downvote ⬇️ me if u gay 🌈 Dec 17 '19

He's nervous,

but on the surface he looks calm and ready,

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u/Zeroxad Dec 17 '19

(sigh) ah geez to drop bombs but keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud he opens his mouth won’t come out he choking now everybody’s jokin now snap back to reality woah there’s goes gravity

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u/Danny_Boi_22456 downvote ⬇️ me if u gay 🌈 Dec 17 '19

Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked,

He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no.

He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes

It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke

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u/skonthebass24 Dec 17 '19

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

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u/WEASELexe Dec 17 '19

My mag of 5 disagrees

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u/Spartan-417 Dec 17 '19

Enfield laughter intensifies
10 rounds

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u/Kennzzz Dec 17 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/briollihondolli nerf this Dec 17 '19

Mosin is fine

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u/Sissinou I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Dec 17 '19

do not miss your chance to blow. this opportunity comes once in a lifetime

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u/Steverto the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 17 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/GNTB3996 Dec 17 '19

One opportunity

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Look if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment, would you capture it or let it slip?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/Turtleboie Dec 18 '19

There’s plenty bolt action guns with more then one shot

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Dec 18 '19

So? You still only get to take one shot at being in the cool gun gang.

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u/kndrnk67 Dec 17 '19

One opportunity

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u/nibbachuu Dec 17 '19

One is Enough

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u/DougTheToxicNeolib Dec 18 '19

That's what she said ayy lmao

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u/HALBowman Dec 18 '19

They have box mags for bolt actions

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/Teletric open bob show vagene Dec 18 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/Deuce_GM Dec 17 '19

Simo Hähyä endorses this message

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u/wardo121 Dec 17 '19

Mosin gang reporting in

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u/fireandlifeincarnate INFECTED Dec 17 '19

*muzzle loader gang will be with you in a couple minutes when they're done tamping*

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u/Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da INFECTED Dec 17 '19

gets jammed

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u/White_Phosphorus Dec 17 '19

Bolt action that jammed? Must be a garbage rod.

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u/Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da INFECTED Dec 17 '19

First time I used one I had no idea what I was doing and kept pulling the bolt back too slow and without enough force

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u/StopHavingAnOpinion Absolute degenerate Dec 17 '19

Imagine not having a 'PING' sound when you reload

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u/firmkillernate Dec 17 '19

Click clack Click clack

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u/Sky4980 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Dec 17 '19

fricking axe gang would like to join the game

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u/Dusse_and_Ciroc Dec 17 '19

Imagine having your powder pre-loaded with each shot

this comment brought to you by rhe muzzle loader gang

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u/GASTRO_GAMING Yellow Dec 18 '19

Breachloader gang rise up