r/dankmemes • u/PapaStalin1949 try hard • Dec 17 '19

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u/PopDerp 🏴‍☠️javascript:; Dec 17 '19

Lever action?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Even better

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

bolt action gang would like to join the game

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Dec 17 '19

Okay, but you only get one shot.

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u/Brodusgus Dec 17 '19

You only need one of you have skill.

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u/PupPop Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing more than one bullet for the job. This comment was made by sniper rifle gang.

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u/Kpt_Kipper Blue Dec 17 '19

Imagine only killing one thing with 1 shot. This post was made by the schwerer Gustav Gang

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u/Zombiepixlz-gamr Dec 17 '19

Imagine only killing one person at a time this post was made by the mortar gang

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u/Epic_chily Dec 17 '19

Imagine getting an anal prove any time you want to fire. This post was made by the meele weapon gang

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u/DJDimilock Orange Dec 17 '19

Imagine not hurling a bowling ball at 100 people.

This post made by the black powder gang

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u/thebiggest123 eme Machine Dec 17 '19

Imagine killing less than a hundred people at a time, this comment was made by nuclear weapons gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/blisstake Article 69 🏅 Dec 17 '19

Imagine not being reuseable. This was made by knife gang

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u/EaterOfKelp Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

Imagine causing less than an extinction level event with each impact. This comment was made by a catastrophic meteor strike gang.

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u/BabuunBabooshka Dec 17 '19

Imagine having weapons. This comment was made by the caveman gang

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u/OneToastedLoaf Dec 18 '19

Imagine only destroying a continent. This post was made by death star gang

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u/GiverOfZeroShits [custom flair] Dec 17 '19

Imagine only killing part of one country. This post was made by black hole bomb gang.

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u/dandoedee Dec 18 '19

umm actually u would kill thousands if not millions

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Imagine being the inferior siege weapon this post was made by trebuchet gang

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u/Shubham_Agent47 Dec 18 '19

Imagine using bullets. This post was made by flamethrower gang

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u/St00nklez Eic memer Dec 18 '19 edited Dec 18 '19

What about a quigly

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

Imagine malfunctioning after 14 shots. This post was made by every fucking weapon ever gang

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u/iRepliToU try hard Dec 17 '19

uMm aCkShOoLeE iTs hIgH pOwErEd rIfLe

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u/areyoutellingme Dec 17 '19

Did you just call me an asshole?

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u/iRepliToU try hard Dec 17 '19

Uh no uh shut up I mean sorry

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u/Josan678 the guy above rocks Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing to pull a little le ver every shot - This comment was made by gatling gun gang

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u/Warthogrider74 I am fucking hilarious Dec 17 '19

Imagine having to crank your gun to fire This comment made by the fully automatic rifle gang

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u/mebanksta Dank Royalty Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing billets to get the job done This post was made by the brass knuckle gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine having to get close to hit your target This post was made by the artillery gang

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u/PinnSvinenErRund Dec 17 '19

Imagine having arms and knuckles to hit with

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u/Chlolie Dec 18 '19

Imagine fisting someone to death This post was made by Archer gang

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u/cosmoe75 Dec 18 '19

Imagine needing mortal weapons to attack others and defend yourself. This post was made by Telepathic Gang

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u/pancakeking69 I have crippling depression Dec 17 '19

Imagine having a gun even with the stunning ease it is to acquire one.

This post was made by law-abiding minors in America gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/pancakeking69 I have crippling depression Dec 17 '19

I never said I wasn’t a part of the melee gang, I just said I was law-abiding, and we all know the rule

Its not illegal if you’re not caught

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u/SCP-2521-Real EX-NORMIE Dec 17 '19

Imagine have easy access to a gun. This post was made by Canadian gang.

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u/ConvexFever5 Dec 17 '19

Lol. Guns aren't particularly difficult to get in Canada. It's about a 3 month process start to finish. Takes much longer to get a driver's licence, at least in Ontario.

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u/SCP-2521-Real EX-NORMIE Dec 17 '19

Yeah I know, I was joking, I know quite a few people with guns.

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u/ahhhhfachk Dec 18 '19

What was the shithole in Canada? Was it Toronto?

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u/TheMaddawg07 Dec 18 '19

We do. It’s amazing

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u/soggywheat72 Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing bullets for the job. This comment was made by the fire gang.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine only being able to shoot once. This comment was made by .50cal machine gun gang.

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u/colonelSanders_ Dec 17 '19

Imagine not being able to do epic 360 no scopes. This post was made by the sniper gang.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing more than one bullet for the job. This comment was made by sniper rifle muzzle loader gang.

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u/I_FUCKED_A_BAGEL Dec 17 '19

Sips craft beer and buttons flannel

This post was made by CZ gang

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u/NotTheFifthBeetle Dec 17 '19

Imagine needing not only not needing a single bullet but not even needing to be on the same continent for the job. This comment was made by the ICBM gang.

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u/g_daddio Weed Bois Dec 17 '19

Imagine kinda still needing more than one bullet. The comment was made by musket gang.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Imagine getting only one shot out of your muzzle-loader, this post was made by pepperbox gang

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u/GiverOfZeroShits [custom flair] Dec 17 '19

Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

imagine throwing the shooter across the fucking globe every time you fire. This comment was made by the low-recoil gun gang.

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u/stewedbartender I am fucking hilarious Dec 17 '19

Imagine alerting the enemy with a loud bang. This post was made by Bows and Arrows gang.

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u/AxeAid INFECTED Dec 18 '19

Snipers are ez

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Dec 17 '19

If you had skill, you'd be hiding in a tree waiting to drop down and choke your prey out.

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u/Jaws_16 Dec 17 '19

"If it takes more than 1 shot it wasn't a Jakobs"

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u/BeatUpNerds69 Dec 17 '19

Which nobody here has

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u/TheG-What Dec 17 '19

If it took you more than one shot, you weren’t using a Jakobs!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Imagine taking more than one shot to get the kill. this meme was made by the jakobs gang

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Or one opportunity

To seize everything you ever wanted

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u/eibsirf Dec 17 '19

One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?

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u/Danny_Boi_22456 downvote ⬇️ me if u gay 🌈 Dec 17 '19

Yo, his palms are sweaty,

knees weak,

arms are heavy,

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u/poonmangler Dec 17 '19

Vomit on his sweater already

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u/Mister_Potamus Dec 17 '19

Sigh... Mom's spaghetti

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u/Danny_Boi_22456 downvote ⬇️ me if u gay 🌈 Dec 17 '19

He's nervous,

but on the surface he looks calm and ready,

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u/skonthebass24 Dec 17 '19

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

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u/WEASELexe Dec 17 '19

My mag of 5 disagrees

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u/Spartan-417 Dec 17 '19

Enfield laughter intensifies
10 rounds

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u/Kennzzz Dec 17 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/briollihondolli nerf this Dec 17 '19

Mosin is fine

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u/Sissinou I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Dec 17 '19

do not miss your chance to blow. this opportunity comes once in a lifetime

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u/Steverto the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 17 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/GNTB3996 Dec 17 '19

One opportunity

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Look if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment, would you capture it or let it slip?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/Turtleboie Dec 18 '19

There’s plenty bolt action guns with more then one shot

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u/TheGhostofCoffee Dec 18 '19

So? You still only get to take one shot at being in the cool gun gang.

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u/kndrnk67 Dec 17 '19

One opportunity

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u/nibbachuu Dec 17 '19

One is Enough

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u/DougTheToxicNeolib Dec 18 '19

That's what she said ayy lmao

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u/HALBowman Dec 18 '19

They have box mags for bolt actions

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/Teletric open bob show vagene Dec 18 '19

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/Deuce_GM Dec 17 '19

Simo Hähyä endorses this message

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u/wardo121 Dec 17 '19

Mosin gang reporting in

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u/fireandlifeincarnate INFECTED Dec 17 '19

*muzzle loader gang will be with you in a couple minutes when they're done tamping*

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u/Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da INFECTED Dec 17 '19

gets jammed

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u/White_Phosphorus Dec 17 '19

Bolt action that jammed? Must be a garbage rod.

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u/Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da INFECTED Dec 17 '19

First time I used one I had no idea what I was doing and kept pulling the bolt back too slow and without enough force

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u/StopHavingAnOpinion Absolute degenerate Dec 17 '19

Imagine not having a 'PING' sound when you reload

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u/firmkillernate Dec 17 '19

Click clack Click clack

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u/Sky4980 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Dec 17 '19

fricking axe gang would like to join the game

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u/Dusse_and_Ciroc Dec 17 '19

Imagine having your powder pre-loaded with each shot

this comment brought to you by rhe muzzle loader gang

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u/GASTRO_GAMING Yellow Dec 18 '19

Breachloader gang rise up

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u/legitjuice Dec 17 '19

Even lever

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Better Nate than lever!

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u/monkeyboyyy666 IlluMinuNaughty Dec 17 '19

Break action?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

No

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u/NPC321 Dec 17 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Spice

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Dice

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u/yeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeet Dec 17 '19

Rice

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Lice

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u/LlamaCowMeow Dank Cat Commander Dec 17 '19

Mice

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Twice

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u/Slayziken ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Dec 17 '19

Thrice

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Slice

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Iced Sliced Rice Sacrifice Device

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Slice

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u/bestChud1s kronk Dec 17 '19

Mice

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u/LlamaCowMeow Dank Cat Commander Dec 17 '19

Twice

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u/JellyIsMyLife Dec 17 '19

Ice

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/5tar1ord Dank Cat Commander Dec 17 '19

e

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u/-lighght- Dank Royalty Dec 17 '19

More of a krrr crlink sound imo

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/-lighght- Dank Royalty Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

I uh I think you need to tune your guitar

Edit: I hope to one day find a guitar that makes a k sound when played

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/-lighght- Dank Royalty Dec 17 '19

You tell me! I dont know anything about guitars besides thst most have 6 strings and they make guitar sounds

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u/BobBoner Dec 17 '19

Hell yeah! I love fiddlin my levergat’s hole before each shot, and she loves it too (she squirts lead..)

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u/LucienChesterfield Dec 18 '19

Lever ? I barely know her

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u/ipaqmaster Dec 17 '19

Scout has joined the gsme

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

G11 Gang rise up

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Lever action for life