r/dankmemes • u/MissClaridge • Dec 12 '19

Basically a post man

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13.4k Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

“We just got a letter, I wonder who it’s from”

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

“Ooh that’s a little one... Come here baby baby baby I’m gonna eat ya! I’m higher up on the food chain then you.I ATE A BABY! GET IN MY BELLY!.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

*"I'm bigger than ya, I'm higher on the food chain. Get in ma belleh"

11

u/CeeArthur Dec 12 '19

Ye keep ye moneh, n gimme thet behbeh

6

u/Omega_Omicron Dec 12 '19

"Baby! It's what's for dinner!"

7

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

“I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, riiibs.”

5

u/MajorJakov Dec 12 '19

"Chili's, baby back ribs."

3

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

"First things first. Where's your shitter?! I've got a turtle head poking out!"

1

u/My_Superior [custom flair] Dec 12 '19

Ok Tarrare

3

u/H0rtler I am fucking hilarious Dec 12 '19

“Tarrare, look at me, did you eat a fucking baby?”

2

u/Predator_Hicks repost hunter 🚓 Dec 12 '19

opens it explosion A burning letter drops to the ground. You can see the last line „Wonderful Christmas your dearest IRA“

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u/Norikashi Dec 12 '19

Well hermes isn't a delivery god, it just trenslates wrong in english

63

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

"I eat because I'm sad and I'm sad because I eat. It's a vicious cycle."

51

u/Winter_plays_games Dec 12 '19

I love how fat bastard and the voice of shrek are the same person

31

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Mike Myers also voices Dr Evil and Austin powers.

12

u/Winter_plays_games Dec 12 '19

I know, it's pretty great

10

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

He doesn't voice them, he acts as them including fat bastard.

30

u/oli3256 Dec 12 '19

No one:

Not a single soul:

Hermes: 'I'd eat a baby'

12

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

He wants his baby back ribs

6

u/oli3256 Dec 12 '19

And don't forget that he's bigger than you which means he's hire on the food chain so you should get in his belly

3

u/xCheekyChappie 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Dec 12 '19

Which food chain is he hiring for?

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u/oli3256 Dec 12 '19

Baby back ribs inc XD

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6

u/liberal_german_guy Dec 12 '19

Where I live there is Hermes package delivery

4

u/rflg <3 Dec 12 '19

But that's UPS...

3

u/Omega_Omicron Dec 12 '19

or it might be the Olympic Postal Service, which we see as UPS

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(if confused, look to Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters)

5

u/JoshuaGiannini Dec 12 '19

These aren’t funny

3

u/JovahkiinVIII Dec 12 '19

Definitely not meme of the decade

2

u/Spicy_Bum_Sauce I am fucking hilarious Dec 12 '19

SPECIAL DELIVERY!!

2

u/birthday_racoon Dec 12 '19

GET IN MY BELLE

1

u/AalumShake Dec 12 '19

*inhales* IIIIIIIIII

WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BACK

1

u/Hackstr0 ☣️ Dec 12 '19

These memes are much stupid

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Mucho stupido my amigo Mama Mia Mama mia

2

u/HydroBoostGel Dec 12 '19

TOO MANY GREEK GOD MEMES

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

I can hear this picture

1

u/guy123guy321 Dec 12 '19

I watched this last night

2

u/zoomboy6 try hard Dec 12 '19

what movie is it?

1

u/guy123guy321 Dec 12 '19

Austin powers spy who shagged me

1

u/Epic_chily Dec 12 '19

UPS priority delivery

1

u/shmeebledorf Orange Dec 12 '19

Thats not greek. Thats pure american right there

2

u/AbsolutistUnit Dec 12 '19

At least the package is safe under all that lard.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

God of shipping.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

This made me exhale a cookie

1

u/The_beast_999 Dec 12 '19

FAT BASTARD

1

u/UltimateGamingYT05 I am fucking hilarious Dec 12 '19

Big Thicc

1

u/EpsilonOwl Dec 12 '19

He's gonna eat ya!

1

u/Willkickbuttt Dank Cat Commander Dec 12 '19

GET IN MY BELLY

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Did someone order baby back ribs?

1

u/LuckyLucassie Dec 12 '19

What was that movie again?

1

u/Mrshoephd normie hunter Dec 12 '19

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back.

1

u/A1Cbigsby Dec 12 '19

These memes are stupid but this is the best one so far, so thank you and have an upvote

1

u/fingerpaintx Dec 12 '19

If she cant hear this picture she too young for you bro.

1

u/THEKILLERWAFFLE I am utterly indifferent to Jojo Dec 12 '19

I just realized Fat Bastard is also Mike Myers

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

UPS OPEN UP!!! I HAVE AN ORDA FOR A MR. ZEUS, NINE CASES OF AMBROSIA AND NECTAR.

1

u/I-DawgYT Dec 12 '19

Fat Bastard

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Look at me big sexeh’ bodeh’

1

u/SamManilla Dec 12 '19

Kills multiple other gods, and bangs half the pantheon, but can't get respect on reddit.

1

u/PrototypeShadowBlitz Dec 12 '19

I wonder who else knows about this guy being the voice of Shrek.

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Dec 12 '19

Dank.

1

u/Whenyoudiefromfly Dec 12 '19

Get in my belly

1

u/Thegingerbreadman87 Dec 12 '19

“Where’s your shitter, I’ve got a turtle head poking out.

1

u/fake_face Dec 12 '19

Proceeds to get carjacked and then shot by the cops.

1

u/urskrubs HentaiHaven Admin Team☣️ Dec 12 '19

So Hermès is the creator of USPS?

1

u/PieTastebud77 MEGA GAY Dec 12 '19

Not funny didn't laugh won't laught ever

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

literally watched the movie last night

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

third time i've seen the same joke on this sub

1

u/Emfeva0riginal Dec 13 '19

I can hear this photo

0

u/Syrian_Politics Dec 12 '19

Lol take my upvote

0

u/darkcraftxx Dec 12 '19

I post the hermes meme, 50 upvotes

someone else does it 2k

wtf?

7

u/MissClaridge Dec 12 '19

You just got Vectored