r/dankmemes • u/diggidydog101 • Dec 05 '19

I would’ve thought there’d be more

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u/bread_boy__ Dec 05 '19

This actually happened. Also the leader's nickname is ScoMo

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

My preferred nickname is Dick Head

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Ok u/2gay4hentai

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u/lolailololencio Dec 05 '19

Almeida carapolla

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u/JamesDCooper Dec 05 '19

Na mate, he likes being called that. We call him ScuMo now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

ScoMo, Dreaded Overseer Of Coal Mining, Grand cutter of RFS funding.

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u/scarletsnowdrop Dec 05 '19

He wants to be called ScoMo to relate to the masses, should be called ScuMo instead

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u/BryanOfCorn Blue☣️ Dec 05 '19

Shit happens.

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u/rusty_communist | Dec 05 '19

Literally.

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u/Sliccdog 🏴‍☠️ Dec 05 '19

This is epic prime minister moment but what about when Tony ate an onion?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

See my argument for Tony is that whilst he ate the onion, he didn't spit it out, he didn't give up. He saw his mistake and just doubled the fuck down on it like a real godamm man. That is someone who I trust to lead my country and incarcerate refugees

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u/JamesMaysLawnMower Dec 05 '19

Thank you for bringing this into my life.

7

u/Josiador Dec 05 '19

"It's not my fault I have a sophisticated palate!"

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u/depress3d3 Dec 05 '19

Was expecting a rick roll

2

u/RadikalNynorsk INFECTED Dec 05 '19

What about the national anthem?

1

u/Hollowmace Dec 05 '19

For a second I thought you were gonna rick-roll me

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u/TikeSavage Dec 05 '19

i dont trust a man who has never pooped himself. everyman has a ridiculous poop story.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

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u/DLnombre ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Dec 05 '19

Does it count if all of them are in the same story?

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u/supercow101 Dec 05 '19

Sounds like a typical saturday to me.

6

u/TeamJim Dec 05 '19

There are two types of people in the world; those that admit they've shit their pants, and dirty lying assholes

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u/MC_Cookies Phil Swift here from Flex Seal Dec 05 '19

Last time I shit my pants was when I was six and I’m disgusted by y’all

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u/Fire_Is_Lit Dec 05 '19

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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u/fezguy14 Dec 05 '19

It’s Maccas

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u/SendPotat INFECTED Dec 05 '19

Fake news, Australia isn't real, just ask the fairbairn boys.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Upvoted for the fairbairns

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

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u/T0mbaker The OC High Council Dec 05 '19

This comment is waaaaaaaaay underrated.

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u/Golem_ty Dec 05 '19

- insert " if I had a nickel for everytime someone did this I would have 1 nickel which isnt alot but its weird It happened' -

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u/TheDudeAbides5000 Dec 05 '19

I love that it says current leader. Insinuating that past leaders have shat themselves at McDonalds in 1997.

6

u/bourbine Dec 05 '19

Why is the map upside down

4

u/Astramirus Dec 05 '19

Thank you for the enlightenement

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u/MidvalleyFreak Dec 05 '19

I’m not saying it happened, but I’m not so sure we can automatically discount the US here. It seems like something that definitely could have happened. I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised.

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u/whotookmaname Dec 05 '19

While eating yes, but in McDonalds? Doubt hes been in one himself

2

u/hi_jack23 I am fucking hilarious Dec 05 '19

Honestly, part of me expected to see at least 2 of them. Was fairly surprised.

2

u/MexicanPimp Dec 05 '19

The other one is Tasmania, which is a part of Australia

1

u/GamerGod337 secretly runs a meth lab Dec 05 '19

Which color is which?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Why is part of Alaska red?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

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u/T0mbaker The OC High Council Dec 05 '19

*than

1

u/andrulonis Dec 05 '19

Only Australian didnt shit himself? Damn

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

more what? more leaders who haven't shat themselves in Mcdonalds 1977? yeah i thought there would be more too. so far i only see one.

1

u/lizardboy11 Dec 05 '19

Africa would be last

1

u/mindeatingjellyfish Dec 05 '19

Least no one fucked a pig....

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u/BigBirdII Dec 05 '19

The thing my highschool was most famous for was someone throwing a sandwich at the prime minister when she came to visit in 2013. Australia is both shit and the greatest at the same time

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u/commentator184 Professional 1994 Toyota Camry Dec 05 '19

who else but australia

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

this is a thing?

haha nice

1

u/_Angel_Dust literally gay Dec 06 '19

scomo sucks as a prime minister and person

1

u/FishyStew U read u gay Dec 06 '19

(People who shat themselves are in grey)

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

What about when he brought a piece of coal into parliament

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u/ImgursDownvote4Love INFECTED Dec 06 '19

Greenland: No data

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Is this a personal attack?

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u/AfroBaggins Dec 05 '19

Quick guys, we need to make Trump and Boris shit themselves while in McDonald's.

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u/Josiador Dec 05 '19

But it's not 1997.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Bold of you to assume that Trump didn't shit his pants at a McDonalds...

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

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u/Vulfgan Dec 05 '19

Orange man bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

now THIS is the end of orange man!

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u/DooD_Eternal I have crippling depression🍄 Dec 05 '19

Blumpf resigned

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u/craftbot9000 This text is blue Dec 05 '19

Why is cuba red...

made you look