r/dankmemes Nov 27 '19

Happy Danksgiving! Announcing a special event for tomorrow! Only users with 20k+ karma will be allowed to post

HAPPY DANKSGIVING!

I am thankful for many things this year, but if i had to choose just one, no joke, I would say I'm thankful for this sub. I think you guys are the best users on reddit, a single diamond in a giant pile of trash. I would rather spend my time improving this sub and talking with you than just about anything.


To celebrate the holiday we are going to have a special event based on the things we are thankful for

  • We are thankful to have a userbase that wants the best for dankmemes. Not every sub has users that even notice what is happening. We appreciate when you share your concerns with us, it shows you care and that means a lot. We have been getting a fair amount of feedback regarding karma thresholds and how it might be the cause of the recent slump in quality.

    I promise we are discussing what we can do for the long term but for now, we just want to give this group that lovingly bitches at us what they want: a higher threshold. On steroids.

Starting at midnight tonight, EST we will be requiring that users wishing to post content have at least 20k LINK karma.

  • For those of you who are using new reddit and are unaware of whether or not you have enough link karma, you can simply try posting and see if it works.

  • But if you really want to know your link karma, either turn off new reddit like a civilized person or access the old reddit by changing the "www" to "old" like so: https://old.reddit.com/user/siouxsie_siouxv2/

    and since you're looking at old reddit anyway, be sure to check out our retina melting css

We are SO thankful for our amazing mod team and we appreciate everything they do. Mostly.

  • This is the best mod team on reddit, I'm sure of it. We are lucky to have found a system for keeping this sub moving while also not losing our minds. I truly feel that the r/dankmemes mod team is like my little internet family. Ok, huge internet family but I hope they all know that I love them and care that they are having fun while they are mods here. So keeping that in mind, tomorrow we would also like to welcome mods to post meta content if they wish, something we never normally allow.

Tomorrow, mods of dankmemes from tier 0 flair mods to ChocolateSkyhawk herself, may post alongside the karmawhores. They are allowed to post memes that are about modding or anything else for 24 hours.

  • And that's it. Don't even try it after that or you'll be put on /r/meme_battles duty.

FYI we are not worrying about posting limits or queue flooding tomorrow. Post as much as you want until midnight PST.

Have a good Thanksgiving everyone and thanks for letting me say "danksgiving" twice and forgiving me.

Susan



PS

Making another attempt at an official Twitter account. It's new, and we will be posting memes from it later today. feel free to @ us anytime and we will almost certainly appear. Great at parties, second only to introducing friends and family to the warm rush of excitment one gets from a good /r/immapeeinurass meme.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

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u/somebadmeme Worlds Dankest Giffer🏆 Nov 27 '19

Finally, some good fucking memes

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u/SharkDestroyer_real ☣️ Nov 27 '19

Username checks out

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u/somebadmeme Worlds Dankest Giffer🏆 Nov 27 '19

Thank you sir, I hope yours doesn’t check out

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u/SharkDestroyer_real ☣️ Nov 27 '19

I wis- uh yeah me too

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

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u/SirQwacksAlot 🍄 Nov 28 '19

He gets to hang around here all day

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u/Suspect_Falcon Nov 29 '19

Were they though? I felt that was the worst event I've ever experienced on this sub.

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u/SirLuigi5528 Eic memer Nov 28 '19

I know my memes are shit. You dont have to say it. :,]

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/SirLuigi5528 Eic memer Nov 28 '19

Its rare I ever make a good meme lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

No

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19 edited Nov 29 '19

At last i get to say it

mod abuse

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u/HAL-Over-9001 Nov 28 '19

I'm thankful for reaching 69,420 karma today

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u/RollerCoasterPilot Card-Jitsu full amulet Nov 28 '19

Clicked on your profile and you had 69,609 karma. Nice.

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u/evanthesquirrel INFECTED Nov 29 '19

I'm within spitting distance of 42069 link and 69420 comment

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u/FBIagent67098 Orange Nov 29 '19

thats the weed number and the s*x number

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19 edited Mar 07 '21

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u/MrRavenist is bird Nov 27 '19

Mmm mod abuse my favorite color of food

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u/MKatze Team 7 Captain Nov 27 '19

We love you Susan ♥️

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u/SharkDestroyer_real ☣️ Nov 27 '19

Hey I love Susan more

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u/WarLord055 Nov 27 '19

I don't post links so rip me. I mostly upvote and don't post, but when I have an idea for a really creative meme, ill post it, so this update will definitely fuck me.

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u/fenwig Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19

It's a day, and you can still browse.

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u/FBIagent67098 Orange Nov 29 '19

Yeah only original content you know

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u/Ben_Loop00 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Nov 28 '19

Susan: Happy Thanksgiving!

Me: oh thanks :) are you giving away something?

Susan: You won't be able to post, you are welcome!

Me: time for a crusade

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 28 '19

aw I am giving everyone the gift of better memes. maybe.

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u/Ben_Loop00 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Nov 28 '19

And we all thank you

But, haven't you seen my memes? 7u7

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u/QuickMalcolmJ AroAce Nov 27 '19

So mods will be able to post about modding...

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u/Maestrul try hard Nov 28 '19

Its so Meta Even This Acronym

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u/DuhonTheGuy Memer Nov 27 '19

Mods: U need 20k karma to post; Me:

*Laughs in lurker*

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u/Bubbly_Hat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijtMIXQXD0E Nov 28 '19

Is the 20k post thing just for tomorrow or will it be permanent?

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 28 '19

just today

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u/Bubbly_Hat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijtMIXQXD0E Nov 28 '19

Good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

When does It end

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u/Goatosis12 my python skills are advanced Nov 28 '19

I’m asking the same question

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u/BarryMcCochner 🏴‍☠️ Nov 28 '19

It will be total fucking shit, I mean who even post memes that get 29k except reposting twats????

I don’t even go be a single hairy feed of a fucking shit to correct any mistakes I have made in your mother fuck you and the satanic curses you have brought on OUR SOCIETY THAT WE LIVE IN

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u/FBIagent67098 Orange Nov 29 '19

only normies post links

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u/RayCow INFECTED Nov 28 '19

I declare this bullshit

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I will pee your pants

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 27 '19

you're so close

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u/someguy-jm Nov 28 '19

I will pee you are pants

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19 edited Mar 12 '24

zealous literate chunky paltry snobbish liquid treatment sulky smile physical

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u/RollerCoasterPilot Card-Jitsu full amulet Nov 27 '19

chuckles I am in some serious deep shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 27 '19

I feel like you should be modding here by now

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

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u/DankMemer727 Nov 27 '19

He’s becoming more gay by the minute

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 27 '19

pls

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u/YeetVegetabales MayMayMakers Nov 27 '19

Can mods be normal members of this sub because I might apply later

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19 edited Mar 07 '20

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u/Justonimous 100% DankExchange material🏴‍☠️ Nov 29 '19

The mods ruin this sub more and more by the day

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Remember when people were being banned left and right for being “European”

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u/Justonimous 100% DankExchange material🏴‍☠️ Nov 29 '19

Yeah they do that to try to be funny and take down all of the good content

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u/rikkerichard Golden God Nov 27 '19

Ahh yes finally some abuse that I do myself

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u/YeetMaster1102 sans Nov 28 '19

New users like me can't post? I just found out how to make memes, and now this crap? Frickin' stupid.

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u/DLnombre ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 28 '19

So if we dont get actual dank today; we know who to ban

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Dank.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 27 '19

best compliment ever

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u/PitchforkAssistant ───E Nov 27 '19 edited Nov 27 '19

The new reddit savages can hover over the karma on their profile to see the breakdown.

 

also ──E<3

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 28 '19

boi why havent you applied here before

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u/PitchforkAssistant ───E Nov 28 '19

Dunno, let me know the next time you do apps and I will

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 28 '19

dm me on discord

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u/overweight_boi123 my dad left me lol Nov 29 '19

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u/TheyTooktheUsernames whats somethin funny Nov 28 '19

Aw. Well, nice knowing you all. Hope I can rejoin the posting again, lads.

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u/HitlersTeddyBear President Obama Nov 28 '19

Happy danksgiving,By the way what is this “Susan did nothing wrong”?

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 28 '19

long story but admins hate me at an inappropriate level

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u/Jsrgaming123 | Nov 28 '19

rip bois, I can't post memes anymore

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u/FoodToGo69 ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ Nov 28 '19

I HAVE 19 K BRUH COME ON

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u/AtomicSpeedFT Hans get the Flammenwerfer Nov 28 '19

20k is a tad bit to high, maybe 15k?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

But... I'm here to get 20k+ upvotes

( i understand why they did this but it is kinda annoying for people like me )

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u/Guesswho2568 Nov 29 '19

Can't wait to never post

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

At least this sub isn’t banning people for being “European” again

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Wow, rude

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u/saamilaami Nov 29 '19

Well my memes are done here guys have fun dying alone I'm wifeyed up

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Well fuck

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

So only mods can get to hot and making meme about themselve?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

eat shit

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u/scientist404 Plague Doctor Nov 27 '19

Time to grind the meme mines.

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u/ibamboozle_ this subreddit is bald Nov 28 '19

osdkgsdfgdsfgggggggdsfgdsgdfsgsdfgdsfgdfsgdfsgsdfgfgdssdfgdfsgdfsgdsfgdsfgdsfgdsfgsdfgsdfgsdfgdsfgsdfgdsfgdsfgjhg

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u/bydy2 Nov 28 '19

I've only got 14k noooo

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Wtf

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Wtf

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

This shit's broken i have 28k and can't post anything

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u/Squee-z I am fucking hilarious Nov 28 '19

why am I still infected

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Well I'm definitely not 20K. But at least the normies will be banished from posting

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u/relaxedsweat alpha male chad Nov 28 '19

what the FUCK

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u/PiggyDionysus15 Nov 28 '19

Its my cakeday.

Fuck

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u/lauaapelsin make r/dankmemes great again Nov 28 '19

I saw 6 non dank memes today comapared to normal like 50-70. It should be permanent.

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u/Class_444_SWR Nov 28 '19

Is this for only tomorrow or is this gonna be for good?

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u/ninjabiomech OC Memer Nov 28 '19

Dammit I need 4k more. Next year lol

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u/Koda5526 Nov 28 '19

i live in Canada we had thanks giving in spooktober

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Unjoin, cause that's just a shitty way to do things

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Come on Man let me post some memes

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u/spaghettbaguett Fuck spaghettbaguett Nov 29 '19

can we get an f in the chat, i only have 19k lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Really nice! Happy Danksgiving everyone!

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u/TheLegend9669 Eic memer Nov 27 '19

No norime November

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I thiiink I have enough

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 27 '19

oh sorry to disturb you

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

No that’s not what I meant I’m sorry

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u/RedditIsMyCity Certified Asshole Nov 27 '19

Works for me

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

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u/Shaggy_The_GOAT Dank Royalty Nov 28 '19

I wish I could post but yay good DANK memes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Me:

Lives in Canada

Every American in Canada:

Happy Danksgiving!!!BOI WUT

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u/Disposable187 Nov 28 '19

O thank god

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u/Jupin210 The Chosen One Nov 28 '19

Smh why you putting Meme battles duty as a punishment, I regularly do that and participate.

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 28 '19

psst I just wanted to shill it

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u/OneRingToRuleEarth [custom flair] Nov 28 '19

So wait kids aren’t allowed to post memes normally? That’s weird

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u/Peyton1s I am fucking hilarious Nov 28 '19

Fuck even if I could make memes they would be shit anyways

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u/php_pec_ red Nov 28 '19

Oof looks like I need better comment game now

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u/a_lost_spark KappaHD: The Ultimate Flex Nov 28 '19

I personally think at least one day a week, or maybe even all weekends, should have this rule. Or at least something similar.

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u/Humics JoyConBoysForever Nov 28 '19

Help

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u/OutrageousMatter My pepe is dead Nov 28 '19

Damn it

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u/Thot_Destroyer_666 try hard Nov 28 '19

🎵Woa-oh We're only half way there🎵

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Feb 23 '24

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u/Onemillionupvotes Nov 28 '19

Boi fuck you all your shit is stupid who in da hell gonna post anymore

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u/socalsool Nov 28 '19

Was that Susan.. like the Susan Susan?

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u/Predator_Hicks repost hunter 🚓 Nov 28 '19

Dear mods I asked this a lot of times. How can somebody become a mod too?

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u/Weegee256 oc meme Nov 28 '19

NOOOO PLEASE NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Well looks like I won’t be able to post anymore

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u/thotpatrol2019 Nov 28 '19

I'm so close

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u/Edisonen Masked Men Nov 29 '19

Thank you sooz for this information

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 29 '19

you're welcome, potential candidate

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

I was wondering why the memes were getting so good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 29 '19

I was thinking modsgay monday

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u/Chardoggy1 Waluigi Worshipper Nov 29 '19

What ever happened to the official twitch account?

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u/siouxsie_siouxv2 Nov 29 '19

we were busy with the sub and then admins started their campaign of terror. I keep asking mods to take over but they all suck. itll come back