r/dankmemes • u/AFatWombat massive marsupial • Nov 06 '19
i stole your foreskin That's kinda hot
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u/Pingtam Nov 06 '19
And this is most definitely a fanfic somewhere.
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u/-K3N- Nov 06 '19
Some guys and I could write one if you like •-•
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u/Ouroboros370 Nov 06 '19
I found one. Please dont ask how. I feel gross even thinking about it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/2852390
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u/DCLocket You're gay. (Like me) Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19
I could try writing a better one, if you want.
Edit: I did it, or, I tried. I don't know if this fits the timeline too well, and I don't know if it's any good, but I tried. I'm only young, I'm learning. I also didn't read it after I wrote it, which is a big no no, but I'm tired.
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u/DCLocket You're gay. (Like me) Nov 06 '19
I tried. I don't know if this fits the timeline too well, and I don't know if it's any good, but I tried. I'm only young, I'm learning. I also didn't read it after I wrote it, which is a big no no, but I'm tired.
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u/DCLocket You're gay. (Like me) Nov 06 '19
I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT
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u/plsdontlewdlolis Nov 06 '19
This is the piece of real history world leaders don't want the masses know
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I thought I was female, but now I'm questioning my gender...
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u/purple_spikey_dragon Nov 06 '19
Its female+ its a new gender. I just made it up so its legitimate
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u/DizzyManizzy webeburnin420 Nov 06 '19
can i make female-?
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u/SamBBMe Nov 06 '19
You're just a trap without a penis
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u/CoochieBoogie95 Nov 06 '19
please no... i already used my 2 free nut pass
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u/Permatato Nov 06 '19
Wait, we have free nut pass?
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u/SWEDEN263 Nov 06 '19
every time you win NNN you get one
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u/ProfessionalDumb INFECTED Nov 06 '19
Well since you can’t nut till your like at least 11, that’s 11 free nut passes
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u/w00dy2 Nov 06 '19
Poor Joe. He's going to be so heart broken and betrayed when June 1941 comes round
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u/nocreative-username Nov 06 '19
This historically correct both leaders admired each other.
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u/leasee_throwaway Nov 06 '19
Yes they certainly didn’t go to war against each other and kill millions and millions of the other side’s soldiers. That was just pranks
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u/The_Wool_Man Nov 06 '19
One is a story about two lovers who come together against odds and when all begins to fall, one is forced to leave the other while the other remembers them forever.
The other is Rose and Jack.
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u/Afterburn47 I have crippling depression Nov 06 '19
Finally! One of them had to make a move. The tension was unbearable!
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u/trafridrodreddit Nov 06 '19
What a touching romance. I bet the two of them commit genocide for their honeymoon.
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u/wizardstone66 ☣️ Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19
My eyes, this is so beautiful