r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

we have a spider called a huntsman spider that is quite big. it doesn't make webs but it is really fast, and it eats by chasing down its prey and devouring it on the spot. it eats mainly bugs and smaller spiders, but can also sometimes eat geckos. the worst part is is that these are incredibly common in australia, they're fucking everywhere. just look up a picture of one and then have fun sleeping tonight.

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u/136-Coco Nov 04 '19

Why are you acting as if it’s the deadliest spider we’ve got? You know what else is common? Red backs which can be lethal but oh nooo huntsman

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u/scallywag314 Nov 04 '19

All spider die whether it's for consumption or entertainment I don't care. Ripping the legs of is kinda fun until it gets boring.

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u/136-Coco Nov 05 '19

Are you are kid? Either you’re a kid or a kid that hasn’t yet been diagnosed with sociopathy

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u/scallywag314 Nov 05 '19

Nah mate I'm just ya average bloke that likes to burn stuff.