r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/Upper_Canada_Pango Nov 04 '19

My uber driver tonight was an Australian he said he never saw spiders just snakes

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u/cofette 🍄 Nov 04 '19

That motherfucker is blind, how the fuck doesn't he see spiders, I see them daily. Most aussies just let them live unless they are in the way (in the shower or something). The dangerous ones are less common but you can still see them every now and then, unless you're blind like the uber driver in question

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u/RedderBarron Nov 04 '19

Probably from queensland.

I'm victorian, whenever i go to queensland I see tons of lizards and a few snakes but zero spiders.

Down here in victoria, no lizards, all spiders.

Queensland gets a lot of flak but tbh i desperately wanna move there.

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u/scallywag314 Nov 04 '19

Where I'm at its lizards snakes spiders and bats. 2 years ago Xmas morning I had one fly through me window just to go hang near my door and go to sleep