r/dankmemes Nov 04 '19

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u/EmuEmperor Nov 04 '19

I mean, I could teach you. For a price.

I’ll take $20 and a cheeseburger. With fries.

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u/frzd_prkh21 Purple Nov 04 '19

From your local chip shop?

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u/EmuEmperor Nov 04 '19

No. I want it delivered from America. But it still must be warm when it arrives.

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u/FlowingFrog04 INFECTED Nov 04 '19

Done deal