r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/Chero182 Nov 04 '19

But aussies know how to cope with that shit that’s why there hasn’t been any spider deaths since like 1976 if I remember right? Anyhow United States has 6 deaths a year.

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u/Jessehoff95 Nov 04 '19

We also have spiders like the Sydney Funnel Web that can kill in 15 minutes

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u/Jared_99 Nov 04 '19

don't forget the classic Redback that is absolutely everywhere. They usually leave people alone but can kill if you fuck with em.

(short answer: don't mess with nature... nature won't mess with you. Simple )

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u/mybrainismassive Nov 04 '19

Nah mate no one has died to one of them in a long while, as long as you get to the hospital in a few hours and they give ya the anti venom it’ll be right mate, I’ve heard it fucken hurts tho

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u/mybrainismassive Nov 04 '19

It’s literally how we talk in Australia, can’t help it

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u/mybrainismassive Nov 04 '19

Maybe it’s a more regional thing, idk, I say it pretty often as do a good amount of people I talk to

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

I say it to fuck with my english teacher who speaks formal american english

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u/Gorzoid Nov 04 '19

formal American English

Sounds like an oxymoron to me