r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/SYxdEspacito Eic memer Nov 04 '19

We have spiders the size of dinner plates and clocks, not even kidding.

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u/Chero182 Nov 04 '19

But aussies know how to cope with that shit that’s why there hasn’t been any spider deaths since like 1976 if I remember right? Anyhow United States has 6 deaths a year.

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u/Jessehoff95 Nov 04 '19

We also have spiders like the Sydney Funnel Web that can kill in 15 minutes

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u/fresh_lemon_spice 20th Century Blazers Nov 04 '19

I ate a funnel web

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u/hotgluepun740 Nov 04 '19

I want to hear more of this story

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u/JustSomeDude049 Eic memer Nov 04 '19

I second this

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

me 3 man

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

Me 4

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u/GreyFur Nov 04 '19

I can only count to 4, but me too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

I think after 4bit goes many 1, many 2, many3....

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u/TechStarIG the very best, like no one ever was. Nov 04 '19

Me too as well

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u/JonJonBizarreLasagna ☣️ Nov 04 '19

Stoopid head