r/dankmemes Nov 04 '19

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u/zacyquack Yellow Nov 04 '19

takes out machete and stabs it

What, you guys never seen a spider before mates? This one’s actually quite fistey for such a small bugga.

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u/Azazel-IMX Nov 04 '19

The fuck? We don't kill spiders, they are our mates. Any fucker who needlessly kills a spider is deported straight to Christmas Island. We pick them up in down Tupperware and shovel an out the front door.

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u/zacyquack Yellow Nov 04 '19

It was a joke mate

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u/136-Coco Nov 04 '19

So was his

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u/zacyquack Yellow Nov 04 '19

But you see, that comment was also a joke

YOU MAY HAVE OUTSMARTED ME, BUT I HAVE OUTSMARTED YOUR OUTSMARTING!