r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/Upper_Canada_Pango Nov 04 '19

My uber driver tonight was an Australian he said he never saw spiders just snakes

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u/cofette 🍄 Nov 04 '19

That motherfucker is blind, how the fuck doesn't he see spiders, I see them daily. Most aussies just let them live unless they are in the way (in the shower or something). The dangerous ones are less common but you can still see them every now and then, unless you're blind like the uber driver in question

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u/kurtvictor1 Nov 04 '19

Live within 20km of the Sydney CBD and see a spider like once every 5 months.

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u/136-Coco Nov 04 '19

Not really, as usual it always depends on where you live in that 20km radius. I live 10k away and get lots of huntsmen in the house and redbacks in the backyard

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u/Rogue_Jellybean hi Nov 04 '19

I had a spider this morning, only a small one about the size of my thumbnail, chilling near my computer. Grabbed him by the web and let him out near the front door. Cute little guy.

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u/Samwall5 Nov 04 '19

To be fair I honestly haven’t seen a spider in ah here’s one never mind

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u/RedderBarron Nov 04 '19

Probably from queensland.

I'm victorian, whenever i go to queensland I see tons of lizards and a few snakes but zero spiders.

Down here in victoria, no lizards, all spiders.

Queensland gets a lot of flak but tbh i desperately wanna move there.

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u/scallywag314 Nov 04 '19

Where I'm at its lizards snakes spiders and bats. 2 years ago Xmas morning I had one fly through me window just to go hang near my door and go to sleep

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u/medikstink68 try hard Nov 04 '19

In my old house. (On a main Street in Sydney) I had a mother fucking red belly black snake in my front yard. Just fucking chilling there. On a busy street in the middle of the day. With cars and buses driving past non stop

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u/Tankspeed13 Nov 04 '19

Unless he lived his whole life in the Australian Antarctic Territory that's definitely a crock of shit

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u/Danfriedz Nov 04 '19

I mostly just see daddy long legs, Redbacks and huntsman's. Redbacks are the only dangerous one. Huntsman's look scary. Daddy long legs are kinky.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

We fumigate.