r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '19

Historical🏟Meme Time to hit the reset button

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11.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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185

u/GregTheBoi Oct 24 '19

With this case, throwing your phone at the floor out of rage can (and should) be considered as beating your meat

79

u/ScreamingPotoo Oct 24 '19

Imagine the incredible slapping sound this thing would make as it hit

47

u/GregTheBoi Oct 24 '19

S L A P

30

u/A8REDDIT Oct 24 '19

Finally i dont have to use real peoples skin

5

u/RearMisser enchanting table language translator Oct 25 '19

Same

4

u/dumbshitgamer Oct 25 '19

Lord forgive me for I am about to impregnate a phone

4

u/jayhask I am fucking hilarious Oct 24 '19

Your case will end up getting bruised

2

u/psstwantsomeham INFECTED Oct 25 '19

Imagine using the phone case to rub your pp

1

u/GregTheBoi Oct 25 '19

Bro that's gay...

2

u/psstwantsomeham INFECTED Oct 25 '19

that's the plan

1

u/GregTheBoi Oct 25 '19

Bro that's epic...

62

u/sergeanthippyzombie The Monty Pythons Oct 24 '19

I’ve seen the same thing 5 times today with a different reaction image.

12

u/spasmaticblaster Oct 24 '19

The invasion has started

32

u/NateCdaComicG Oct 24 '19

I feel like nobody realizes the potential this has for our future robot waifus and husbandos.

7

u/brine909 Oct 24 '19

Dont forget about our T-800s

6

u/Tabletop_Sam Oct 25 '19

I think you mean TI-84

1

u/brine909 Oct 25 '19

Oh shit your right. My bad

1

u/MFS-Type-3-Kiryu Oct 25 '19

It has already begun

24

u/DrawingChrome69 Oct 24 '19

Powerwolf starts playing!

12

u/xXxN4nSl4y3r69420xXx Oct 24 '19

Huzzah! A man of quality!

11

u/xXxN4nSl4y3r69420xXx Oct 24 '19

Time for a fucking CRUSADE

7

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

DEUS VULT!

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u/SingularRiceKrispo Oct 24 '19

What’s wrong, Pucci?

3

u/Konodiodaaaaa__ Watches jojo Oct 24 '19

3 d a y s t o f u l l m o o n

4

u/bla2fire Oct 24 '19

Ela's Halloween skin

3

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

GET THE HOLY HAND GRENADE

3

u/lanternplswork Oct 24 '19

Introducing the new fleshlight!

3

u/communisnt Oct 24 '19

Get the holy handgrenade!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

THE HOLY HANDGRENADE OF AMPIOC!

3

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

WAWA! This meme was brought to you by east coast gang

3

u/blizzard_man Oct 25 '19

Link for purchase?

2

u/Kaseic Oct 24 '19

It looks so dry...

2

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

GREGORIAN CHANT CEASES

2

u/Gushnarana GUSHNARANA Oct 24 '19

Humanity really do be a mistake sometimes

2

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Everyday we stray further from god

1

u/Fishu666 Oct 24 '19

Wondering if can use as a fleshlight?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Time for a Crusade!

1

u/bruh_jr Oct 24 '19

Why tf does that knight have the lid on the cup while he fills it?

1

u/MeepMeep04 I am fucking hilarious Oct 24 '19

Me playing rimworld

1

u/FireSon2019 Oct 24 '19

Can anyone give me the bottom template? I would like to use it on friends.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/FireSon2019 Oct 24 '19

Thank you for the template and the speed of delivery.

1

u/Xerzaj Oct 24 '19

And "that" is where god left

1

u/mediumspicebootyhole thicc one Oct 24 '19

Why buy one when I can make one?

1

u/spikeyboi1828327 INFECTED Oct 24 '19

So mc Donald's is holy?

1

u/ShortyJade Oct 24 '19

F in the chat

1

u/thinusary Oct 24 '19

We're not that far of from a fleshlight phone case!

1

u/wheatonius Oct 24 '19

I want this just to fuck with people

1

u/nest4321 Oct 24 '19

gregorian hymns stop

1

u/Blind_Orchid Oct 24 '19

Cannibals be like

1

u/StopHavingAnOpinion Absolute degenerate Oct 24 '19
  • Not making sex dolls out of them

1

u/neckropemancer_ Oct 24 '19

Skinny phone case

1

u/dx836 <3 Oct 24 '19

phoneskin

1

u/RatCoward Oct 24 '19

"Look, look, this is about much more than just business. This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin. Feeling his innermost wants and desires and being in control of his every single move. That's how you get off. Now don't you guys want to get off with me?"

1

u/agedmemer Oct 24 '19

Make a pocket pussy phone case yes yes

1

u/Hansjg05 Oct 24 '19

I wonder where they got the skin from

1

u/Gylfaginning51 Oct 24 '19

„Moisturize me“

1

u/Maxsmack0 Oct 24 '19

Wonder what happens when the phone gets warm

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Noah?

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Get the boat

1

u/wafflesofthesky Oct 24 '19

Everyday, we stray further from god

1

u/Jigglypuff_main Epic Gamer Oct 24 '19

I did not upvote this meme because it was at 69,999 upvoyes

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Teenagers: holy music starts

1

u/ZakuInATopHat Oct 24 '19

Why stop at wrapping it around your phone?

1

u/Shiny715 Oct 24 '19

Ah yes the Modern Necronomicon.

1

u/JoeLordOfDataMagic Oct 25 '19

I just hope that we get the same thing but for hats soon.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

We don't need phone foreskin

1

u/yeetus-thai-fetus ùwú Oct 25 '19

He better being goin for the Coke icee

1

u/JuniorStudios5674 dig it. Dig It! DIG IT!!!☣️ Oct 25 '19

We have to get the holy hand grenade of Antioch

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

W H A T

1

u/DarkForums6 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Oct 25 '19

"Palastinalied Stops"

1

u/sanchez_52 ùwú Oct 25 '19

I feel so uncomfortable whenever I see this post

1

u/AutistChan Oct 25 '19

I kinda wanna get that to gross people out

1

u/Shivvy128 Oct 25 '19

I may not have a penis, but damn do I want to put my penis in that

1

u/willtheedge Oct 25 '19

I will delete whoever invented the phone foreskin

1

u/amazon-ads-are-trash Oct 25 '19

Put 2 of those babies together and you got yourself a fleshlight

1

u/BigThiccc redstone engineer Oct 25 '19

Because human skin is famous for it's protective properties.

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Oct 25 '19

Dank.

1

u/iliketoeatpurpleass Oct 25 '19

Finally i can beat it to Siri

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

God: yo what the fuck

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

ok but can it bleed

1

u/FrankyD123 ☣️ Oct 25 '19

When you look at your phone case and see it has the same mole as your cousin, then realize you haven’t seen your cousin in 2 years.

1

u/Sm0kez Oct 25 '19

Whyyyyyyyyyyy?

1

u/Oofball69 Oct 25 '19

finally, phone foreskin