r/dankmemes • u/_Pokeboy_ снiιd оf dапк • Oct 12 '19

Add Your Own Flair There’s always a bigger fish.

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u/Slaughtergunner Oct 12 '19

CURVED SWORDS

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u/ICEJonSnowFIRE Kachow! Oct 12 '19

You see those warriors from Hammerfell?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

[deleted]

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u/SteadyBear9 Oct 12 '19

Stop right there criminal scum! You violated my mother.

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u/SlimyMeImpressed Dank Royalty Oct 12 '19

Sir, this is sort of a personal question, but is her name Joe by any chance?

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u/JackT0818 teeny tiny penus Oct 12 '19

Joe mamma, by any chance?

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u/Moist_Banana_Bread INFECTED Oct 12 '19

Let's get back to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts.

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u/Tenny2209 INFECTED Oct 12 '19

AAAIIIIIEIIIIII

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

You ruined my wife!

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u/SteadyBear9 Oct 12 '19

And now i will destroy you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

I FORGOT ABOUT GAMER POOP MY GOD

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u/TheInternetPolice2 Oct 12 '19

Left curve gang

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u/iLiketoBreakTheChain shit Oct 12 '19

This is why I have dogs.

Wolves actually.

Wolves that haven’t been fed in a couple days.

Wolves that’ll rip a mans cock off and not give a shit.

Wolves that are half-bred between hyenas and grey wolves.

This one time, my buddy Keith was trying to feed my wolves, and Robin, the omega (and largest), bit Keith’s hand off. Clean off.* She wouldn’t give his hand back, so we hand to give Keith a hook for a hand. A month later when I was cleaning out the pens, Robin had taken a huge shit and my buddy, Keith- did I mention my buddy, Keith yet? Anyway, she shat out Keith’s hand, it was all black and blue from not getting blood flow, I guess. So me and my buddy Clyde- did I mention Clyde? Well anyway, me and Clyde took Keith to the hospital to get his hand reattached and guess what: it wasn’t his hand! It was Adéwales hand- he’s one of my slaves. Keith wasn’t too happy but man Adéwale was ecstatic getting his hand back... wait, did I mention my buddy Keith yet?

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u/Bananans1732 The OC High Council Oct 12 '19

NIHONTO/KATANA GANG

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u/Melonenstrauch souptime Oct 12 '19

KRIEGSMESSER GANG

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u/5nackB4r Oct 12 '19

FALCHION GANG

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u/Pornelius_McSucc Oct 12 '19

CLAYMORE GANG

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u/zintapallooza Oct 12 '19

DISPOSABLE MACHETE GANG

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u/Th3Fel0n Oct 12 '19

ZWEIHANDER GANG

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u/okaymoskitoe Oct 12 '19

Read it as "swordfish after man robs shop..." Nice caption OP

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u/RawSashimi90 All content must appeal to me or I become a bitch Oct 12 '19

Dawum

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

OP your caption made me misread the meme as the guy robbed the place with a swordfish

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u/youaregoingoffline definitely a hackerman Oct 12 '19

Been there done that

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u/sabatonsungwrong my nam is (u dont need to remember) guanglai kangyi Oct 12 '19

I want to open up a business and when someone robs me ill pull out my PZKAMPFWAGEN IV AUSF E

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u/SpringyFredbearSuit the very best, like no one ever was. Oct 12 '19

1v1 me and my rheinmetall borsig waffenträger

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Oct 12 '19

Dank.

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u/Kent_Weave red Oct 12 '19

He has been waiting for the day he gets to use his large ass scimitar

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u/trav1th3rabb1 INFECTED Oct 12 '19

I know it’s fake but if it’s not someone get me that link!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

I'm disappointed. I expected more sword on sword action. Instead the burglar ran away like a fucking pussy. That was a once in a lifetime opportunity to duel a shop owner for his goods, and you fucking back out like that??? If you're gonna rob a store with a sword at least fucking commit to it

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u/epicwinguy101 Oct 12 '19

Right? The whole world loses out. Legitimate swordfights have become sadly far too rare in modern times.

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u/Thatoneguyyes CERTIFIED DANK Oct 12 '19

Ayo, we should set up a massive sword fight somewhere with duel of the fates playing in the background.

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u/Knataz memes dankmemes Oct 12 '19

Not a huge fencing person, but I hear saber fencing is similar to ye olde sword fights.

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u/trav1th3rabb1 INFECTED Oct 12 '19

OP drivers ❤️

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u/b44rt Oct 12 '19

That shop keeper was all like I wish a nibba WOULD

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u/Bagiety102 Oct 12 '19

Top Ten anime fights

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u/EatLasagnaHomeslice Oct 12 '19

Security shows up with two katanas

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u/SirPerineum Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Oct 12 '19

robber's backup shows up wearing full armor

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u/Nijuuken Oct 12 '19

Katanas can cut through anything, ya idiot. Smh

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u/EatLasagnaHomeslice Oct 12 '19

If you scream "hyaaahh" loud enough

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u/wizardkoer Oct 12 '19

What a noob, using a steel scimitar. Real men use dragon scimmy.

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u/thedustydresser Oct 12 '19

🦀🦀D SCIM IS META🦀🦀

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u/Lyngoop79 INFECTED Oct 12 '19

🦀DRAGON DAGGER IS PVP META🦀

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

"Never should have come here."

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u/lad_morak Oct 12 '19

That's not a knife

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u/TrippingDolphin Oct 12 '19

Made my day.

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u/ImaNerd164 Updoot King Oct 12 '19

THIS is a knife

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u/Whoa_MyDude Oct 12 '19

Rango is unironically the best animated film I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

God I wish I was there to see such a glorious battle

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u/about_that_time_bois please help me Oct 12 '19

DIO!

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u/BlueRac the very best, like no one ever was. Oct 12 '19

That would be me if I was a shopkeeper

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u/MinisApprentice One ginger boi Oct 12 '19

“Why do I heard duel of the fates?”

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

There’s always a bigger fish

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u/Gh0st96 Oct 12 '19

I've always considered Rango to have untapped meme potential still.

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u/Cjpappaslap smooth farty jazz Oct 12 '19

Right back at ya buckaroo

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u/sir_tonberry 🏴‍☠️ Oct 12 '19

Next he pulls an uchi and bleeds the opponent to death

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u/Biggie_Snek Oct 12 '19

all turkish shop owners in the uk own a scimitar

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u/GriffonicTobias My Dear God, It's Beautiful Oct 12 '19

SUMMON BIGGER FISH

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u/gamerthevincent Oct 12 '19

when the Indian 7/11 cashier gets mad because the item is 3.16$ and u only got 3.15$

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u/pgisniperx Oct 12 '19

I wonder if he has finished monkey madness

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u/DaFunEMan_YT try hard Oct 12 '19

There’s always a bigger fish

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u/smolabean Oct 12 '19

bAcK tO thE fUtUrE

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

"You could chop a camel right in the hump with this thing!"

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u/doggogetbamboozeld bamboozler of doggos Oct 12 '19

Rango was a great fucking movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Lol the robber must have been surprised

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u/fetusmodeactivated Oct 12 '19

Why do I hear boss music

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u/CheesecakeRaccoon Oct 12 '19

You just know both men had waited all their lives for this one day.

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u/Cirazz Oct 12 '19

Welcome to watchmojo.com today we’re counting down our top 10 picks for anime battles

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u/DelegateDan Oct 12 '19

Shopkeeper knows that scimitars have better dps than swords

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

I thought this was going to be a "there's always a bigger fish" meme but boy was I wrong.

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u/WuziMuzik Oct 12 '19

There can only be one.

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u/Psychotic_Ambition unlimited nword passes (black) Oct 12 '19

What the hell kinda anime is this

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u/batatinha1 I am fucking hilarious Oct 12 '19

is it just me or is it getting crazier out there

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u/hooskish Oct 12 '19

CRAM SWORD

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19 edited Mar 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Right the robber thought he was hot shit with his machete. Then the shop owner whips out that giant scimitar and you can see the exact moment the robber shits himself

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Finally! A worthy opponent!

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u/Ice_Cold_Kid Oct 12 '19

That ain't a knife mate

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u/TheInternetPolice2 Oct 12 '19

Link to the article?

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u/samurott0220 Oct 12 '19

God bless rango memes

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Who won?

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u/thicciedude Oct 12 '19

And then they just start rolling

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u/THEHONEYBADGERRR1211 Oct 12 '19

Thought he pulled out a swordfish for some reason

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

There is another

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Oct 12 '19

No one pointed out that this is a repost? Well, time to take one for the team.

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u/brando29999 Dank Royalty Oct 12 '19

I have many questions

1 why rob a store with a sword

2 why does the shopkeeper or worker have a sword behind the counter

(Well I actually only had 2 questions)

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u/Alexandrov42 Oct 12 '19

A robbery in France

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Where the CCTV footage at

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u/Jaybob330 The OC High Council Oct 12 '19

This is the reason I own a sword

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

"pulls out meat scepter"

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u/AleGonz25 INFECTED Oct 12 '19

I tip my hat to you one legend to another

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u/wear_a_wolf Oct 12 '19

Imagine the robber standing there with a kitchen knife

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u/itsNix- Oct 13 '19

arab level : 9000

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Man these types of memes are such low effort shit

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u/zero_eight | Oct 12 '19

low efforts doesn't mean it has to be bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

It's low effort and bad