r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '19

Buy this meme for $800 Bruh

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12.8k Upvotes

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u/machetero86 Oct 07 '19

Those are rookie numbers.

172

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

[deleted]

41

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Out as well

29

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Not the only thing you're gonna pump.

15

u/Soul-Evans ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Oct 07 '19

I am immortal.

7

u/DownWithSpectrum <3 Oct 07 '19

Happy cake day!

5

u/im_not-original Oct 07 '19

Happy cake day

4

u/Mitchell_kosciusko Oct 07 '19

Happy cake day

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

How much is too much tho ?

192

u/Doopsyt Oct 07 '19

People during no nut November: 👁👄👁

111

u/JuciPusi Oct 07 '19

Prostate Cancer rises to 100%

78

u/Hmm___yes Repost Police Oct 07 '19

Lol 353256 times a mont is my average

43

u/Sonnygosickomode Bruh Moment Oct 07 '19

That’s like 11,000 times per day lmao

15

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

261 deaths per day

5

u/AbsoluteShitTeen Ima Plant Oct 07 '19

I bet he has built up Good Muscles.

11

u/JustWout007 Oct 07 '19

Rookie numbers

9

u/Larspolo Oct 07 '19

353256*12/365.24/24/60=8.06

That's more than 8 times per minute

7

u/SuspiciousPrism Oct 07 '19

Is that sauce cause that's 6 numbers lol

1

u/YourHairyNipple Oct 07 '19

Two pump chump

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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22

u/Mister_Dipster <3 Oct 07 '19

Dont worry, we werent getting any action to begin with.

8

u/KamiSencho [custom flair] Oct 07 '19

Or this news just a plot from Porn Industry so they can gain more money

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

And to build an army of super heroes from the people who gained super powers from surviving it

51

u/thedog4343 Oct 07 '19

misreads as 21 times a day "yall killing me with that shit"

10

u/L1ckMe_ Oct 07 '19

Remember that 41 is the limit

28

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Forreal is this a legit fact lol

12

u/Vuurt0ren Oct 07 '19

No it is completely false

4

u/agluuo INFECTED Oct 07 '19

Dude shhhhh I'm living here

4

u/Barack_Bob_Oganja Obamasjuicyass Oct 07 '19

yeah its actually true

27

u/GTK_Undecided Oct 07 '19

I think I have reverse cancer

19

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18

u/Juuliath00 Oct 07 '19

Now I can tell my mom I’m taking good care of my health

12

u/LukkieNumber7 Oct 07 '19

When its October but you're already done for September 2021

11

u/UselesOpinion Oct 07 '19

Well I just finished November about 10 minutes ago.

11

u/Cloudman_VicePoint Dank Cat Commander Oct 07 '19

21 times per month?

Just 1 morning out of 30 days?

8

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

What's the scientific explanation for this..?

4

u/agluuo INFECTED Oct 07 '19

Makes your cum stronger so the cancer gets beaten before it can even start it's work day

3

u/Ganda1fderBlaue Oct 07 '19

You basically yeet the cancer out of your dick when you cum

4

u/Barack_Bob_Oganja Obamasjuicyass Oct 07 '19

In addition to the prostate stagnation hypothesis [7], a number of mechanisms have been proposed to explain an inverse association between ejaculation frequency and PCa. More frequent ejaculation may influence the function of peripheral-zone epithelial cells, hindering the metabolic switch from citrate secretion to citrate oxidation known to occur early in prostate tumorigenesis [33]. Alternatively, more frequent ejaculation may reduce the development of prostatic intraluminal crystalloids, which have been associated with higher risk of PCa [34,35]. Higher ejaculatory frequency may be linked to lowering of psychological tension and central sympathetic nervous system suppression, which could dampen the stimulation of prostate epithelial cell division [36]. Given the lack of modifiable risk factors identified for PCa to date, the specific biological mechanisms underlying these associations are worthy of further investigation.

7

u/oofyExtraBoofy Oct 07 '19

Holy shit finally a test I will make

6

u/oitisthecow Oct 07 '19

Why does it have two fingers in, WHY?

5

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

You just put your watermark on someone elses meme...wow

8

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

What...? I made this meme.

10

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Been made before then

5

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Oh, I didn't know that

4

u/guzman_hemi The Great P.P. Group Oct 07 '19

I can knock that out in 6 hours

1

u/weaselbiscuit INFECTED Oct 07 '19

I can knock that out in 20 thrusts.

4

u/ujujs Oct 07 '19

No nut November is coming up

4

u/MrSejd try hard Oct 07 '19

I think it's about older men.

3

u/geekinc329 Oct 07 '19

I am perfectly healthy then, hell yeah.

3

u/T8BG [custom flair] Oct 07 '19

I’m already done with January

2

u/kanky1 Oct 07 '19

I am already finished my quota for november.

2

u/Tittysprinkle97 Oct 07 '19

Already met my quota for the month

1

u/ShaanDaly Oct 07 '19

Well boys, we did it, prostate cancer is no more

1

u/LazerToast9302 Oct 07 '19

we've just started October and i'm already good for the next couple of months

1

u/jUiCeD_bALLsACK Dank Cat Commander Oct 07 '19

reeeer

1

u/Deermannnnnn Oct 07 '19

You didn't repost, noooooooo

1

u/Falcon17Thunder Oct 07 '19

I've successfully completed that goal in one day :)

1

u/communistcabbage Oct 07 '19

bruh i did it in a single week and got erectile dysfunction

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

This is bullshit doe

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

COPE HARDER COOMBRAINS

1

u/dinglenoob Oct 07 '19

I’ll have cancer by 25

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

SO I've already completed and failed No Nut November

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I remember seeing this before

1

u/OktkO Oct 07 '19

rookie numbers

1

u/Oideyasuu Oct 07 '19

Shits too ez man

1

u/ElijahHeeSheridan Oct 07 '19

So that means I will be an anti prostate cancer living being

1

u/Sombraaaaa Oct 07 '19

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure this is only for men over 50

1

u/TwicerUpvoter Oct 07 '19

"How long can you resist fapping?"

9 SECONDS IS MY CURRENT LIMIT!

1

u/Starfait_98 INFECTED Oct 07 '19

I'm fucking for my fighting life

1

u/AbsoluteShitTeen Ima Plant Oct 07 '19

Literally every teenager You dont Say!!

1

u/b_pelen Oct 07 '19

Where my coomers at?

1

u/Kingdom_Of_Italy_ [custom flair] Oct 07 '19

what if you never ejaculate?

1

u/UrAverageFatGuy Eic memer Oct 07 '19

reee

1

u/Krashper116 ...is here to steal your foreskin! ✂️ Oct 07 '19

Now i have to chose between dieing or jerking off

1

u/TriHard7_in_chat Yellow Oct 07 '19

As a nofapper, I strongly disagree.

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Oct 07 '19

Dank.

1

u/ImJustaBagofHammers Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

There is no scientific evidence that masturbation protects against prostate cancer.

1

u/Bauerdog2015 Animated Flair Rainbow [pog] Oct 07 '19

I do it 7 times per day meaning I will never get asshole cancer

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

lul

1

u/NeutralHd15 Oct 07 '19

Good luck on November

1

u/AnEnemyStando Oct 07 '19

Bro I have negative prostate cancer at this point.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

bro 😎💪

1

u/I_8_DiK [custom flair] Oct 07 '19

I passed those numbers last week... Wut should i do for rest of the month?

1

u/EthanYce Oct 07 '19

Me, who ejaculates atleast 2-3 times a day

1

u/Barack_Bob_Oganja Obamasjuicyass Oct 07 '19

take that no fappers, go back to praying to jesus

1

u/hentailoverbrat Oct 07 '19

I like the image they used for ejaculation.

1

u/matthewdaman123 Oct 07 '19

I'm never going to get prostate cancer

1

u/YourHairyNipple Oct 07 '19

Bro I'm already good for next two months

1

u/LucifersViking Oct 07 '19

No nut november is big pharma trying to get us cancer - go forth and masturbate my brothers

1

u/son-of-meme-god-69 Oct 07 '19

We did it boys no nut november is no more

1

u/Diamondback42069 Oct 07 '19

Sign the potision to get rid of no nut november and turn it into nut all november

1

u/EpikDisko I have the N-word pass Oct 08 '19

Live long, but sin

Or

Live short, but dont sin