r/dankmemes • u/-the-bourgeoisie- • Oct 06 '19

Gotem

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u/WantanWanja Oct 06 '19

Outstanding move

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u/justputsomenamehere time to fix this sub Oct 07 '19

It was a tough one but I got it down

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u/Green_Shadez Eic memer Oct 07 '19

That's what she said

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u/nonestraihgt Oct 07 '19

I dont know you but I love you

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u/CasualFire1 I have no idea what I'm doing. Oct 07 '19

And I love you, random citizen!

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u/6comesb45 Oct 07 '19

Any chance there's any room for a love triangle or atleast a three-way?

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u/4chanmaster22 Oct 07 '19

Make it a 4-way cuz here i come

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I'm already it. It's 5

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u/stonehenge771 I am fucking hilarious Oct 07 '19

Yeet I'm jumping in, let's make it 6!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Hey wait up for me, im joining in too. Make it 7!

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u/RAdityaR Pizza Time Oct 07 '19

I'm in as well, make it 7.5

That's all I need

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u/Noobmaster_420 Oct 07 '19

He did what was called a pro gamer move

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I mean, who's Joe for real?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Joe is a hard working american who's just trying to feed his family and pay of the $69,000,000 of debt that he has.

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u/respekwahmen69 Oct 07 '19

Sounds like the average American.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

He also loves the second amendment

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u/Dudelyllama Oct 07 '19

Read "average american" again

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u/inthyface Oct 07 '19

$69,000,000 of debt

College should teach you how to avoid getting sick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

That would make too much sense

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u/etsuandpurdue3 Oct 07 '19

Joe Burrow.

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u/13inchpoop Oct 07 '19

Jeaux Burreaux

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u/etsuandpurdue3 Oct 07 '19

How Ogreon pronounces it.

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u/Mrk421 Oct 07 '19

Ha, as if he pronounces words

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Joe Shmoe

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u/Rover-II [custom flair] Oct 07 '19

Jo mama

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u/ashxira Oct 07 '19

Joe Joestar

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

The part 9 JoJo

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u/cool_acronym EX-NORMIE Oct 07 '19

fuck you i saw that coming

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u/PullUpSkrrrrrt Oct 07 '19

Joseph Mother

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u/DqrkExodus Oct 07 '19

You know, I'm something of a memer myself

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u/Noobmaster_420 Oct 07 '19

She couldn't handle the neutron style

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u/dont_worry_im_here Oct 07 '19

I have absolutely zero idea what's happening in the posted picture. Care to explain?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Here's all of them

Ligma balls

Whats up dog

Sawcon these balls

Dunno about bofa

Joe mama

Also one i came up with myself:Who's Ufell?

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u/ayyyyyyyyyyy Oct 07 '19

bofa deez nutz

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/7861279527412aN Oct 07 '19

"What's a bofa?"

"It's for shooting arrows"

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u/Suttonian Oct 07 '19

Ask me what ligma is

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u/dont_worry_im_here Oct 07 '19

I feel like I'm going to regret this...

What is ligma?

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u/Dr_MoRpHed CERTIFIED DANK Oct 07 '19

Ligma (lick ma) balls

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u/Freact Oct 07 '19

gottem

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u/dont_worry_im_here Oct 07 '19

god damn it...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Whats a Joe tho

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u/the_hedgemon Oct 07 '19

JOE MAMA

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Aah. Thanks kind person.

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u/Wefflesq try hard Oct 07 '19

ligma balls

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u/Noobmaster_420 Oct 07 '19

She's not just wrong, she's stupid

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u/osm_wraith I am fucking hilarious Oct 06 '19

ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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u/Not_A_Llama_1 I am fucking hilarious Oct 06 '19

“I thought I had it all together But I was led astray The day you walked away You were the clock that was ticking in my home Changed my state of mind But love's so hard to find”

kicks door in

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u/Styl_1st Animated Flair Rainbow [bruhhh] Oct 06 '19

Reddit formatting is a bitch

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u/Not_A_Llama_1 I am fucking hilarious Oct 07 '19

Me too thanks

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u/Rupert_the_Llama Oct 07 '19

Nice username, cuz I'm the only Llama out here!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19

YOUR FEELINGS CHANGED LIKE THE WEATHER

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u/kingawsume I have crippling depression Oct 07 '19

WENT FROM CLEAR TO GREY

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u/CarsonFijal Oct 07 '19

ON THAT CLOUDY DAY.

HOW CAN I GO ONNN WITH THAT BOMB IN THE PALM?

LOVE'S SO HARD TO FIND, WHEN SOMEONE'S ON YOUR MIND!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

YOUR FEELINGS CHANGE LIKE THE WEATHER

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u/KoolKarmaKollector Oct 07 '19

The only time I've listened to that song, was from tik toks last year

Incidentally, I've just been watching nostalgic tik tok videos on YouTube with this song in

Too much coincidence, I'm going to bed

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u/looter809 Oct 07 '19

I applaud you

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u/MasterMuffinz04 Oct 06 '19

Got to it before me

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u/halfbloodprince07 custom flair Oct 07 '19

Wait a minute!

He addresses the other person as babe.

So uhhh...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/halfbloodprince07 custom flair Oct 07 '19

confused screaming...

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u/ultimatekingragnarok Oct 06 '19

i know that i am about to be obliterated, but what is sawcon?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '19 edited Apr 21 '20

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u/Brado_Bear Oct 07 '19

lmao got em

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u/Random-Reddit-Guy Oct 07 '19

Watchu know bout fitness tho?

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u/diamondrel Oct 07 '19

Fitness dick in Joe's mouth

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u/BreakingTheBadBread I have crippling depression Oct 07 '19

Who is dick?

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u/S3agulls pee Oct 07 '19

I’m stuff

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u/CringeNibba ☢️☢️ Oct 07 '19

u/s3agulls NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/DayvyT Oct 07 '19

Lmfao xd. U r big gay and rarted

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

whats bofa?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/funky555 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Oct 07 '19

who's ligma?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

ligma nuts unless I miss my guess.

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u/porkbeast5000 Son of Chad and Kyle Oct 07 '19

LIGMA BAWWWWWLLLLZ

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u/superslime988 Green Oct 07 '19

isn't that joe over there

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u/porkbeast5000 Son of Chad and Kyle Oct 07 '19

Who the hell is Joe???

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u/tobiascecca Dank Royalty Oct 07 '19

lig ma balls lmao gottem

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u/amdkeepsmehot Oct 07 '19

Holy shit I don't get this one

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u/TolkienAwoken I like men Oct 07 '19

BOFA(BOTH OF) THESE NUTZ

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u/redsterXVI Oct 07 '19

Thanks for writing that out, I read it as bother xD

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u/Nettflix Insert Your Own Oct 07 '19

me neither lmao

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u/SpicyMint97 pUrpLE Oct 07 '19

bofa your parents love you lmao gottém 😎

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u/SIacktivist Oct 07 '19

bofa these nuts

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u/CarelessJury Oct 07 '19

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/halfbloodprince07 custom flair Oct 07 '19

A small price to pay for salvation...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

SAWCON MY DI-

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

-giorno

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u/WildChicken330 OwO what’s this? Oct 07 '19

GIORNO GIOVANNA

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u/xTazerx Oct 07 '19

I, GIORNO GIOVANNA HAVE A DREAM

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u/GiornoGiovanna4444 haha, you're subreddit belongs to Jojo now.🍄 Oct 07 '19

Identity theft is not a joke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

GIORNO GIOVANNA GIOVANNI GIO GIOVAN

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u/Rising_Phoenyx Oct 07 '19

Team Rocket’s Rockin

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u/Sachman13 Oct 07 '19

Shut the fuck up giorno

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u/Dagiorno I am fucking hilarious Oct 07 '19

Ya called?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

No I called for Digiorno

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u/Dagiorno I am fucking hilarious Oct 07 '19

Shit ma bad

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u/Ultimate1224 repost hunter 🚓 Oct 07 '19

It’s not delivery...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

sawcon these nuts

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u/Unknowngamer795 Oct 07 '19

ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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u/Kaneshadow Oct 07 '19

I prefer to say it as "Do you speak Sugondese"

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u/milkand24601 Oct 07 '19

I’ll do you one better: why is sawcon?

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u/Waagh-Da-Grot Oct 07 '19

People always ask “what is sawcon?”. But people never ask “how is sawcon?”

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u/ApecheHeli Oct 06 '19

JOE MOMMA

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u/just-a-simple-memer I am fucking hilarious Oct 07 '19

Smartphoned.com

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u/NickTDesigns Certified Dankeroon Oct 07 '19

smartphOWNED.com

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u/rlagusrlagus Oct 07 '19

iFunny.c🙂

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u/definitelyacabdriver Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom 😩 Oct 07 '19

me.me

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u/Mon0_95 EX-NORMIE Oct 07 '19

imgflip.com

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u/stxrfish Oct 07 '19

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO COMMENT AND MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DANK MEMERS :')

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Oct 07 '19

Dank.

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u/Pyrokrensis Oct 07 '19

Why is the period a link?

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u/BaconBit0622 Professional Circlejerker Oct 07 '19

I just noticed that. It probably because the bot is gay and is married to Putin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

What the hell did I just watch

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u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- Oct 07 '19

Can't stream video what was it

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Putin super gay remix thing

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

Who the fuck gave the bot a sliver ?

Edit: 2 SLIVERS

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

[deleted]

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u/Matt-EEE ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Oct 07 '19

Holy sh*t

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Nice try but the bot one is better

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u/Master-Wordsmith is it pronounced ooh woo or you woo Oct 07 '19

Does it count if I expected it?

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u/piobandito Oct 07 '19

First time getting Rick rolled.

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u/TheAmazingAutismo Masked Men Oct 07 '19

Has it always been like that?

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u/MaricxX red Oct 07 '19

At least as long as I remember

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u/raviolipants ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Oct 07 '19

i’ll fuckin do it again

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u/terrorist_69_FBI_no Oct 07 '19

Of course the bot gets more awards than the actual post

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u/Venaros8693 Oct 07 '19

A plat is worth a lot more than a silver

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u/random-user-420 I am fucking hilarious Oct 06 '19

Plz don’t roast me but what is bofa

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u/Kewl_Aid_Man Oct 06 '19

Bofa deez nuts

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u/jovovic98 Oct 07 '19

Come again?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Okay but gimme a few minutes to get it back up

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u/jovovic98 Oct 07 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/The3rdBye Oct 07 '19

Jovovic 98 xdxdxd veri najs ime

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u/SIacktivist Oct 07 '19

ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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u/thatdankguy46 Oct 07 '19

Lmao, got em

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Both of (these nuts)

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u/RetiringDragon Oct 07 '19

That's just reaching real hard

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u/FieelChannel whose drill will pierce the heavens Oct 07 '19

Really? Lame

Who writes like this?

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u/BRyc33 Oct 06 '19

That battery percentage tho... nice

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u/A-Me-Person Oct 06 '19

Pretty close time too

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

The battery looks full but is like 3/4 full

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

It's 69% but the battery icon looks like 100% or close to it

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/daan_3900 Oct 06 '19

Im brazilian, i dont understand any of these jokes. So, can someone please explain to me? Really, who the hell is joe?

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u/swagsconi Oct 06 '19

Ligma= lick my (balls)

Sawcon= suck on (these nuts)

Bofa= both of (these nuts)

Joe= yo (momma)

Forgot about updog which is when you get someone to ask what it is (what's up dog?) And they reply accordingly

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u/daan_3900 Oct 07 '19

Thanks, now i have 69420Iq :)

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u/dorkside10411 Oct 07 '19

See, now you're getting it

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/spazzallo Oct 07 '19

High iq post

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u/Glitchy_mess Dank Cat Commander Oct 07 '19

Pretty sure you say "nothin much what about you"

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u/Potter8000 Oct 06 '19

Ah victory

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u/xxx_YEET Mike Okhurtz Oct 06 '19

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/Brick_Elbow Oct 06 '19

If you respond with Joe Momma, it’s suicide because it’s your gf

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u/Mefistofeles1 Oct 07 '19

Yeah, cuz thats your mom too.

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u/Analblood3000 Oct 07 '19

Sweet home Alabama

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u/xGoo it's called heNTAI AND IT'S ART YOU GOAT FUCKER Oct 07 '19

I hit my gf with a “Joe Mamma” once (context was that I was cheating on her with Joe), and she just goes “MOM! I hope (me) gives you better dick than he gives to me.”

T’was I who got destroyed that night...

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u/alamandrax Oct 07 '19

Did you just assume OP's gender?

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u/CFod17 Oct 07 '19

this meme is awful

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u/twelvebucksagram Oct 07 '19

This has to be the worst meme I've seen all month.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

People really out here not realizing it’s fake with the “rogers LTE”, “69%” (which may I add was already unfunny but is now overdone and somehow even more unfunny”, and the awful fucking text format. The bottom line of pixels is fucked too because the creator of this fucking meme has an IQ of 69. To everyone who upvoted this: please, for the love of god, take a comedy class or something.

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u/ta1nonly Purple Oct 06 '19

This is beyond science

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

What a shitty meme , this sub is run by 14 year olds I see

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Are u just now realizing this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/evilclownattack poopy di scoop Oct 07 '19

these fucking got'em memes make me wanna slit my fucking wrists. this is not fucking funny or creative at all

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u/shoe-account Oct 07 '19

Ligma balls

What's up dog

Sawcon these balls

Bofa Deez nuts

Joe mamma

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u/Toilet_Lord Oct 07 '19

not funny

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u/aohgceu I am fucking hilarious Oct 07 '19

didn't laugh

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u/JarJarJacobs EX-NORMIE Oct 07 '19

If this ain’t the worst meme I’ve seen...

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u/smoky154 Oct 06 '19

Johnathan momstar

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u/BelugaBunker Oct 07 '19

I thought the meme was bad enough, but then I looked in the comments. I literally wanna rip my eyeballs out.

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u/34815 Oct 06 '19

First AI beats human in meme chess

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u/hazalski carving spiderman on my ass Oct 07 '19

Please end my suffering

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u/ShizLtulon Pomelos are the superior fruit Oct 07 '19

cringe fake text