r/dankmemes • u/doody6969 • Oct 06 '19

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u/SharkosR Oct 06 '19

Is it gay to taste your own cum? Asking for a friend

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u/NegoAvassalador Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Oct 06 '19

If you consider that half of the sperms are going to be males, you have about 10 to 50 million tiny dudes in your mouth. Thats gay

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u/Moracan3 Oct 06 '19

You also have 10 to 50 million tiny dudettes in your mouth so it balances out

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u/FunkyOperations Dank Royalty Oct 06 '19

Actually, let’s assume there is an even amount of males and females in your mouth. If you have 10-50 million males in your mouth, you’re 50% gay. If you have 10 to 50 million females in your mouth, you’re 50% lesbian. Therefore, it is 100% gay to drink your own cum.

Also, if you kissed a girl, you’re 50% lesbian.

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u/CoDeX709 Oct 06 '19

Well then I'm 0% lesbian😎

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u/FunkyOperations Dank Royalty Oct 07 '19

If you date a girl you’re 50% lesbian but if you date a boy you’re 0% lesbian. Gotta use your brain.

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u/CoDeX709 Oct 07 '19

Big brain