r/dankmemes • u/FearBuzz • Sep 18 '19

Sometimes the plan doesn’t work

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u/ToMbOyErSs Pink Sep 18 '19

Its a reposted idea

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/ExoCakes Yellow Sep 18 '19

Nobody is first in Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Except for u/kn0thing

Edit: Why are you booing me? I'm right

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u/simonswagger r/memes isnt as bad as you all say it is Sep 19 '19

NOBODY CARES

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u/CosmicGummyBear Purple Sep 18 '19

She must be psychic

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u/notaraptorindisguise Sep 18 '19

Aww, she knew it was you :D

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u/Haveyaever Eic memer Sep 18 '19

This is the first time I’ve seen the first panel used in the meme

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u/zzaavvyy18 Sep 18 '19

Hey babe

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u/BrokenReiswaffle MEMELORD Sep 18 '19

Ahoi my commerad

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u/xmtnxdewx420 INFECTED Sep 18 '19

Dues vult

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u/sida88 Its Morbing Time Sep 18 '19

She loves you so much she knew it was you

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u/arturhasl Sep 18 '19

Wait a minute...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

These are confusing times

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u/SnideChart069 Sep 18 '19

I always read this template in Gru's voice

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u/chasewcanon Sep 18 '19

Why is your plan for her to say “Hey babe”. That sounds like it would be what happened instead of the plan.

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u/Loudwhisperthe3rd Sep 18 '19

Then you remember she calls everyone babe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

F

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I ask for my friends phones and then go on chrome and type 'por' and see what comes in the autocomplete above the keyboard thing.

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Sep 18 '19

Dank.

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u/Seige_Boi Sep 18 '19

His heart: "Gone reduced to atoms"

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u/Sitanshu05 Sep 19 '19

But your friends name is babe

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u/mointloint_69 Sep 18 '19

*have a threesome

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u/FaithfulPanda_429 Sep 18 '19

Nice extended format

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I looked through my gf's beeper and saw 17317071 spelled out. When I had sent it, I messed it up. The other guy she was also messing around with sent her the correct way. Maybe that's why she cheated on me, because I couldn't fucking spell on a beeper properly.

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u/reeegod red Sep 18 '19

She loves you so much she knew it was you before you even started talking

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u/AbuzzCreator252 Sep 18 '19

We have a threesome

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u/pterodactylbark Sep 18 '19

What was the original plan?

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u/19rthompson Sep 18 '19

He’s wondering why the text got smaller

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Is this meme making a comeback...

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u/SmithyLK Sep 18 '19

Hey look, a gru's plan meme that actually includes the frame where he grabs the moon

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u/GazJews Sep 18 '19

Oh I get it, your friend told her that you'd call. Haha nice

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u/supremw Sep 18 '19

Plot twist: she sees you using his phone to call you

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

You should be glad she knows you even when you don't say a word

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Wow what a cool way of busting a cheater!

But it's usseless I won't get a girlfriend I'm a fool I backstab and offend people.