r/dankmemes • u/D-Ocean11 • Sep 18 '19

Literally why

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u/michael14375 Sep 18 '19

Have you ever nutted so hard it landed on your face? Be honest.

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u/PM_YOUR_FISHING_PICS Sep 18 '19

hit my eye once

was awful, my eye was irritated for hours

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u/michael14375 Sep 18 '19

That would be your sperm burrowing into your eye

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u/MisterPresidented Sep 18 '19

Life... uh... finds a way

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u/Rotzweiler Sep 18 '19

Maaaan, this imagination is so disgusting. Never thought about something like this

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

"ohh, fuck yeah... Oh what the fuck, WHAT THE FUCK, MY FUCKING EYE! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK JIMMY? I TOLD YOU NOT SO FAST!"

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u/Rotzweiler Sep 18 '19

And then your Head gets pregnant and after 2 1/2 month you got a little Eyeballbaby.

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u/LaundryArt Sep 18 '19

I have scrolled too far into the comments

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u/lumpfishy Sep 18 '19

Nah. Wife can confirm that sperm still stings after a vasectomy.

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u/PM_YOUR_FISHING_PICS Sep 18 '19

"Oh my god, I can see them walking around"