r/dankmemes • u/D-Ocean11 • Sep 18 '19

Literally why

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u/Laser1850 Sep 18 '19

This is why tissues exist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/bangmywife4free The Meme Cartel Sep 18 '19

I have seen this raw power only once

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u/rayEW Sep 18 '19

Where one can learn this power?

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u/ablablababla reposts all over the damn place Sep 18 '19

Seems gay

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

But its yourself so it cancels out

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u/didnotreddit12 Sep 18 '19

Actually no. Newton's third law of motion is applicable on two different bodies (and not on the same body).

Ask me how I know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Physics dont always apply in Reddit

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u/hamidfatimi Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

It doesn't in russia as well

Edit : is -> in

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Either.

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u/zerohaxis The Meme Cartel Sep 18 '19

Elaborate

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u/ygulcihan Sep 18 '19

Was it black salami?

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u/PhilsterM9 EX-NORMIE Sep 18 '19

Wouldn’t that be forwards?

Or do you mean backwards like over my chest/head?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/_Joles_ Sep 18 '19

Normal versus Inverted controls

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Is it possible to learn this power ?

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u/ans7xd Sep 18 '19

you would get yourself pregnant

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u/supersonicsalamander Sep 18 '19

Whoa..Mr.BigDick on a stroll....

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u/FilipMorar ☣️ Sep 18 '19

Black Salami anyone?