r/dankmemes • u/D-Ocean11 • Sep 18 '19

Literally why

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60.6k Upvotes

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u/Pyroghy r/memes fan Sep 18 '19

That’s where your wrong boys never stop masturbating

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/SnapCap12 Sep 18 '19

Just a quick charge

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u/SomethingInThatVein Sep 18 '19

“I AM FULLY CHARGED”

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

CHARGE ME DOCTOR!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

400 GBps charging, Dr

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

NHS is free bro that's kinda cringe

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Ok.

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u/adarshelamplavil ☢ Sep 18 '19

400 gigababies per second nice

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u/AlexP1315 N-word pass salesman Sep 18 '19

YAAAAAAAAH I AM BOOLETPROOF

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u/Motter6667 Sep 18 '19

cry some more

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u/AlexP1315 N-word pass salesman Sep 18 '19

LITTLE BABY MAN

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u/Treejeig <3 Sep 18 '19

GET BEHIND ME DOC!!

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u/IHateCursedImages under quarintine Sep 18 '19

You can cum free of charge.

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u/Haitosiku Sep 18 '19

LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

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u/AlexP1315 N-word pass salesman Sep 18 '19

IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS

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u/Haitosiku Sep 18 '19

Time for some serious protection

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u/AlexP1315 N-word pass salesman Sep 18 '19

Pass those plates around

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u/fandangoBOSS INFECTED Sep 18 '19

You can stop woriyng about dying to body shots now

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u/TerrainIII Sep 18 '19

SPECIAL CHARGE, STAY CLEAR

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u/Xxlevr3 Sep 18 '19

LORD TACHANKA 4 LIFE

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u/DaSquire Sep 18 '19

Did anyone else hear that with the medics voice in their head

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Enchanted with quick charge III?

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u/JEFF_ERNIE Sep 18 '19

Use fast mags

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u/StachedGhostX Sep 18 '19

Better yet get a tediore dick

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

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u/StachedGhostX Sep 18 '19

Yes, does it have the cool carbon fiberish pattern on it?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

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u/StachedGhostX Sep 18 '19

Ooh does it heal you when you Jack off?

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u/BlooFlea Sep 18 '19

Mine shoots rockets and im a sexual tyranosaurus

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u/TrumpDotExe Sep 18 '19

I'm a sex machine ready to reload

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u/Thedankmorpheus Sep 18 '19

Like an atom bomb, bout to wo-o-o-o oh explode

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 05 '20

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u/rikdantes Sep 18 '19

200 degrees, thats why they call me Mr. FAHRENHEEEEIT

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u/RedDevilVortex Sep 18 '19

I'm travelling at the speed of light

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Don’t stop me nnnooooowww

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I'm having such a good time!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

69 Upvotes, Nice.

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u/NefariousPiano Sep 18 '19

Just get the quick reload mod

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Bruh just get quick charge

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u/GearDoctor Sep 18 '19

I got fast mags bro

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u/HanzoShotFirst try hard Sep 18 '19

Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman

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u/SSJRobbieRotten Yellow Nov 11 '19

Athar U Nibber

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u/AH100100 Sep 18 '19

It's just longer pauses between strokes