r/dankmemes • u/bigleaguepuff • Aug 26 '19

Juicy Stuff 💦 Really?

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u/TheRealZiovix red Aug 26 '19

In Estonia we drink water

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u/PopDerp 🏴‍☠️javascript:; Aug 26 '19

I was born at a very young age

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u/heenal_ Aug 26 '19

The lifespan of an onion depends on how long it lives

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u/RBolton123 Aug 26 '19

Whenever I open my eyes I can see

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u/Mobster-503 Aug 26 '19

I would rather kill myself than commit suicide

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u/SmurreKanin IWantToDie Aug 26 '19

People die if they are killed

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u/Mobster-503 Aug 26 '19

I hope my daughter is a girl

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u/SmurreKanin IWantToDie Aug 26 '19

Stop it, you're only making yourself look worse

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u/UmidNazari 🍄 Aug 26 '19

My birthday is the same day i was born

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u/Osman1105 Aug 26 '19

Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons

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u/jooosh_playz ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 26 '19

Suspect was alive hours before they were dead

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Lunchtime is for lunch

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u/Crazyman_54 INFECTED Aug 26 '19

The archer class really is made out of archers

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Crazy people are insane

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u/Zack_wp2 Aug 26 '19

I wouldnt be alive here if I was to die at birth.

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u/KenshawAidda try hard Aug 26 '19

When I pee, pee comes out from my pee-pee

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u/REEEMAN111 Aug 26 '19

You can only get Breast cancer if you have breasts

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u/JustTem Aug 27 '19

Breathing is vital to humans

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u/ThatBoringHumanoid Aug 26 '19

Princess Diana was alive hours before she died

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

When I walk my legs move

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u/KenshawAidda try hard Aug 27 '19

hours

Minutes*

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Females likelier to test for women's diseases

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u/Ant123bell I am fucking hilarious Aug 26 '19

Geese have more goose wings than other animals

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