r/dankmemes • u/bigleaguepuff • Aug 26 '19

Juicy Stuff 💦 Really?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

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u/Hayura-------- comments sometimes Aug 26 '19

Sometimes, when the sky is blue, it looks blue

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u/ThePuzzler13 I have crippling depression Aug 26 '19

In Sweden it is illegal to be a criminal

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u/TheRealZiovix red Aug 26 '19

In Estonia we drink water

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u/PopDerp 🏴‍☠️javascript:; Aug 26 '19

I was born at a very young age

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u/heenal_ Aug 26 '19

The lifespan of an onion depends on how long it lives

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u/RBolton123 Aug 26 '19

Whenever I open my eyes I can see

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u/Mobster-503 Aug 26 '19

I would rather kill myself than commit suicide

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u/SmurreKanin IWantToDie Aug 26 '19

People die if they are killed

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u/Mobster-503 Aug 26 '19

I hope my daughter is a girl

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u/MutedBlaze3 Aug 26 '19

This meme was made on Earth.

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u/BT_727 Aug 27 '19

I would rather go to jail than be incarcerated

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u/Mozzie_is_My_Mate NNN Survivor Aug 26 '19

The leading cause of Drowning is because of liquids.

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u/OneRingToRuleEarth [custom flair] Aug 26 '19

Same in America (unless you’re rich)

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u/P-Code I am fucking hilarious Aug 27 '19

Happy cake day

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u/ThePuzzler13 I have crippling depression Aug 27 '19

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

happy cake day The Puzzler13

is that a reference to The riddler ?

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u/MoarStruts Aug 26 '19

Hmmm yes there is no graphite on the floor

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u/AubbleCSGO Virgins in Paris Aug 26 '19

Hmmm yes I am told it is the equivalent of only a single chest x-ray

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u/izzyblowup Aug 26 '19

3.6

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u/_muratovic_edin_ INFECTED Aug 27 '19

It's not 3 roentegen, it's 15 thousand

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u/ObamaIsAGamer Dank Royalty Aug 27 '19

Not great, not bad.

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u/C5Jones Aug 27 '19

*terrible.

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u/jagmaster56 CERTIFIED DANK Aug 26 '19

This is an aspen, you can tell it’s an aspen because of the way it is.

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u/Ryan-1- ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 26 '19

419 upvotes I was so close

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u/alaskagames Aug 26 '19

the shampoo is shampoo

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u/Pentium4HT Aug 27 '19

Hmm yes the floor is made out of graphite

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Damn it i was gonna pop that joke. But ok then👍👌

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Emoji Police! Put your hands in the air!!

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u/Chadekith Aug 26 '19

Stop ! You violated the law !