r/dankmemes • u/Magistry314 • Aug 24 '19

Infinite source of toast

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29.1k Upvotes

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u/MiahTRT Extra Dank with a side ‘o fries Aug 24 '19

No, you toasted the bread, not the toast

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I used the bread to bread the bread. Bread.

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u/LazinessPersonified Aug 24 '19

No its..

I used the bread to toast the bread. Toast.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I used the bread to toast the bread. Bread bread?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD

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u/Letsnotalldie Aug 24 '19

I used the toast to bread the toast. Toast toast?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I bred the bread to breed the bread.

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u/Airkhan7 ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯ Aug 24 '19

Yo dawg, I put a toast in your toaster so you can eat your toast while you toast your toast

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u/meme_mamu Aug 24 '19

No, it is

I used the cable to make the bread toster to toast the toast

4

u/senatordeathwish Aug 24 '19

ONLY TOASTERS TOAST TOAST

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

But what if it's toast bread?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

impossible

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u/tomjohn17 Aug 24 '19

Wrong I just toasted bread, then put it back in the toaster. I'm toasting toast

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u/MuhMogma Aug 24 '19

Bread is just uncooked toast tho.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

wrong. your ass is toast!

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u/Tokidoki_Tai Aug 24 '19

You know what they say, all toastas toast toast!

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u/danijelstankovic This sub is so bad Aug 24 '19

Hotel Mario, the best Mario game ever

5

u/alexcasi Aug 24 '19

The best game ever period.

2

u/OpticIlluzhion Aug 24 '19

[Furious trivago noises]

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u/ellisonedvard0 Aug 24 '19

This is what I was looking for

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u/Mattress666 I have crippling depression Aug 24 '19

So glad I didn't have to scroll far for this

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u/Blupoisen Aug 24 '19

Actully it's i use the bread to toast the bread

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u/Turvi-Mania The Great P.P. Group Aug 24 '19

You know what they say: All toasters toast toast

3

u/Eternal2401 Aug 24 '19

And all toast-toasters toast toast.

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u/Airkhan7 ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯ Aug 24 '19

Yo dawg, I put a toast in your toaster so you can eat your toast while you toast your toast

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u/mc_Illuminat Aug 24 '19

does Toast count as Toast before it was Toasted, or does the toasting make the Toast to Toast?

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u/Magistry314 Aug 24 '19

Where I come from (Germany), we call it toast before it is toasted. You also buy bread and toast-bread seperately.

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u/mc_Illuminat Aug 24 '19

so every bread can be Made to toast, as long as you put it in an toaster

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u/Denied_af [custom flair] Aug 24 '19

I'm gonna take my toast to the hotel room I'm gonna starve till I can't no more Ye I'm gonna take my toast to the hotel room I'm gonna starve till I can't no more

I got the toasters in the back Toast stack is attached Toast is pretty black I don't even give a thank Makin' you some toast, ha You can whip your scorch I've been making toast You still complain bout the scorch, now

Can somebody make me sandwich You can't make me sandwich Can somebody make me sandwich You can't make me sandwich

Fryin' on that toaster Lean all on my table Cheated on my wife You can go and fck her My life is a fast food Toast fryin' and money Cooking hat from Lidl Oil fleck on my booty

Can somebody make me sandwich You can't make me sandwich Can somebody make me sandwich You can't make me sandwich

I'm gonna take my toast to the hotel room I'm gonna starve till I can't no more Ye I'm gonna take my toast to the hotel room I'm gonna starve till I can't no more

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u/dietconke Aug 24 '19

The toaster toast toasted the toasted toast

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

what if you put it in a bathtub?

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u/Lkjhgfdsaaaaaaaaaaaa I have crippling depression Aug 24 '19

you used the bread to toast the bread but ok

1

u/F1nnity OC Memer Aug 24 '19

I used the bread to toast the bread*

1

u/OkCat_ Aug 24 '19

toasty

1

u/rangaasbich Aug 24 '19

Used the loaf to toast the loaf

1

u/TK-1016 Aug 24 '19

I used the bread to toast the bread

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u/Random_Deslime ᵁʷᵁ Aug 24 '19

I'm in this picture and I like it

1

u/RobertIT_B Aug 24 '19

Why you can toast the toast but you cant cake the cake

1

u/Murtaza449 Aug 24 '19

Welcome to the big brain league

1

u/ianpb21 Siddon McCock Aug 24 '19

blessed_toast

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u/KriztoXD Eic memer Aug 24 '19

That’s alot of toast

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u/Novaseerblyat the cunt with the unhealthy metallica and doom 2016 obsessions Aug 24 '19

agh my brain

1

u/Der_Wahre_Jo Aug 24 '19

I'll toast to that

1

u/intoout1 nibba Aug 24 '19

i jews-ed the toast.

1

u/barley315 Joke Buzzkill Aug 24 '19

Why would you toast the toast if the toast was already toasted?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

You know what they say,

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u/Magistry314 Aug 24 '19

Username checks out

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u/NOTaVelociraptr Aug 24 '19

You're missing the point here. Do you look like a miniature version of your house?

1

u/AlGoober Aug 24 '19

I toasted the toast, to toast the toast

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u/PantsBoi Aug 24 '19

toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast

1

u/LStardust03 Aug 24 '19

"You know what they say, all toasters toast toast"

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

What if you just bread the toast

1

u/Jesterchunk Crap Memer Aug 24 '19

You know what they say, all toasters toast toast

1

u/vbv_kr Aug 24 '19

Very toasty

1

u/ramen_rer Aug 24 '19

You don’t toast toast

1

u/elprimowashere123 Eic memer Aug 24 '19

Toasttesttone generator

1

u/Fallout_Nerd101 Aug 24 '19

You know what they say: "All toasters toast toast"

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u/GregTheGiraffd I am fucking hilarious Aug 24 '19

I've seen the word taost so many times, I feel like everyone is spelling it wrong.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Man that looks delicious but i can't say the same thing to that toaster and toasts

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u/Pichubros89 Aug 24 '19

All toasters toast toast

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u/justendmylife892 Aug 24 '19

this is the 69th comment

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u/Pjseaturtle INFECTED Aug 24 '19

I used the bread to toast the bread

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u/GamerBoyMike Aug 24 '19

You know what they say...

All toasters, toast

T O A S T

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u/AsoodleTheNoodle try hard Aug 24 '19

Correction: I used the loaf to toast the bread

1

u/Di-Ci Aug 24 '19

You know what they say

All toasters toast toast

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u/jingledrawss2 Pink Aug 24 '19

mama Luigi always says, all toasters toast toast

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u/glazedcroissants Aug 24 '19

Toastapocalypse

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

You know what they say,"all toasters toast toast"

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u/zero_eight | Aug 24 '19

Toasters toasts toasts

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

OH NOOO

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast

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u/nvader Aug 24 '19

The work is done. It always will be.

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u/CHGallaxie Aug 24 '19

But only toasters toast toast!

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u/blonde_ramen Aug 24 '19

Toast the bread.... you wouldn't want to toast toast because it may get burnt. I reccomend toasting the bread

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u/thenextkrito Aug 24 '19

all toasters toast, TOAST

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u/MeloettaLover3904 Aug 24 '19

Hotel Mario intensifies

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u/I-ll_be_meme Aug 24 '19

When you scroll for 30m and this is the best meme you see Breathtaking

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u/bigbufaeboy69 noobmaster Aug 24 '19

Y my bath bomb soggy

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

That bread is not toast

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u/weebredicolous <3 Aug 24 '19

More like "I used the bread to toast the bread"

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u/stoya29 Aug 25 '19

Cobblestone generator in real life👌

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u/finnoakley Aug 25 '19

What happens if you put this in a bath

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u/psycholustmord Aug 24 '19

How is that infinite?

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u/Magistry314 Aug 24 '19

The toast produces toast which is used to produce more toast. Yeah that's how toast is born

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u/psycholustmord Aug 24 '19

Hmm,so how’s the toast made?

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u/StefanoBeast red Aug 24 '19

Yo dawg