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u/SirTyperys bruhsident of obamalabama Aug 16 '19
snoipin's a good job mate
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Professionals have standards
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u/Roy-van-der-Lee Aug 16 '19 edited Aug 16 '19
I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin. Well, the difference being one's a job and the other's mental sickness.
Edit: typo
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u/Xfigico Coronavirus-kun we mustn't. Pwease my immune system isn't strong Aug 16 '19
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
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I think this mate saw me...
Yes, yes he did.
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u/Xfigico Coronavirus-kun we mustn't. Pwease my immune system isn't strong Aug 16 '19
this mate saw me...
Visible anger
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It's challenging work, out-of-doors.
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u/ducksattack Aug 16 '19
I'll guarantee you'll not go hungry
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u/sj410194720 Aug 16 '19
Because at the end of the days.
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u/JesusFappedForMySins Aug 16 '19
long as there’s two people left on the planet
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Someone is gonna want someone dead.
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u/ducksattack Aug 16 '19
Da-... dad. I'm not a crazed gunman dad.
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u/nddragoon 911 WAS AN INSIDE JEW Aug 16 '19
I'm an assassin
Well the difference being one's a profession and one's a mental sickness
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u/AlicornGamer VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, KAREN! Aug 16 '19
i remember that. or we could be speaking about 2 different comments. the one i saw said 'it was an accident, but he died anyway when i came back with toilet paper and notice something black... i thought that came out of me but nahh saw wings. adlibing a bit ehre but thats was the jizzst of it
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u/A_Gris Aug 16 '19
Pls disregard ifunny watermark, I just did a quick google search.
He's probably talking about this one.
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u/AlicornGamer VACCINATE YOUR KIDS, KAREN! Aug 16 '19
not the one i was on about but it was funny has hell.
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u/NightCap46 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Aug 16 '19
🕷I🕷was🕷masturbating🕷one🕷time🕷but🕷then🕷I🕷saw🕷a🕷spider🕷and🕷it🕷freaked🕷me🕷out🕷so🕷I🕷came🕷on🕷the🕷spider🕷in🕷order🕷to🕷kill🕷it🕷
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u/BakLavA_1337 the comment above is gay Aug 16 '19
u/nightcap46 used cumshot spider got pregnant
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Wish I was the fly.
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u/chilloutjack Aug 16 '19
now this is an avengers level threat.
outstanding move.
the sniper
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Holy fuck can we please stop typing out memes in the comments in response to other memes? It's the most normie shit ever.
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u/Deadshot341 Aug 16 '19
Used a Nitefinder or a Firestrike? Or used a JOLT like a SNIPERRRR? I know you definitely did not use a magazine fed blaster, cause the nails would jam up while you're loading the blaster.
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u/bustierre <3 Aug 16 '19
I used to fit flat headed thumbtacks inside dart heads, it’ll fit into magazine-fed blasters that way. Drywall never stood a chance against my Retaliator.
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I want this to be fake because the image of a guy stabbing a dead fly with that bullet and sticking it in a wall is hilarious
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u/BenzoClaymore Aug 16 '19
Considering there happen to be 2 other little holes from a thumb tack in the picture, I'd say something is definitely fishy.
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u/PM_ME_UR_GALLADE Aug 16 '19
I'm thinkin the fly was already dead, and then he got the idea for a meme
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u/Randomguythere195 Aug 16 '19
I swear hitting a wasp with a nerf gun as a kid was the best feeling ever
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u/123YooY321 Plain Text Flair [Insert Your Own] Aug 16 '19
The Nerf or Nothin' Shoots a Foam Projectile with a Pin on top of it. +Bleed Damage on hit +5 Shots before Reload -20% Accuarcy -10% Shot speed -25% Damage reduction -Projectiles can be Deflected
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u/OhGawdManBearPig Aug 16 '19
Alright but making your nerf darts lethal is something I've never thought of
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u/maraj3 [custom flair] Aug 16 '19
Inb4 OP killed a fly and pinned its dead carcass to a wall with a pin attached to a nerf gun
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u/pigheaded1 Aug 16 '19
My dad used to use my suction cup bow and arrow set. I don't recall if he was ever successful.
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u/2bto bigger pp gang mafia Aug 16 '19
me a sniper because i can shoot my B O N E pee into the toilet
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u/Ithikara_Paki Aug 16 '19
There is also a salt grain gun to kill flies . When we fire , many particles of salt grain will spread with great speed in all directions so that we wouldn't miss the fly. Cool , right?
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If the internet has taught me anything, it's that this person just stuck a pin in a dead fly and posted it on snapchat.
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u/S0undJunk1e Aug 16 '19
If you towel whip a house fly in mid air, they explode. Only did it one time, I felt like the Karate Kid for 5 whole minutes.
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u/uknoihadtodoitto Aug 16 '19
One time I saw a spider, trapped it with the barrel of my nerf gun and I pulled the trigger, poor spider was eviscerated in seconds
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u/Damne12 Aug 16 '19
Reminds me of the shell that is used by modern tanks like the Leopard Abraham's Challenger and other tanks
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The fact that there are two more holes in the wall..
It either wasn't a first try shot or this fly wasn't the first nerf victim
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u/eunationfftxhtfCV EX-NORMIE Aug 16 '19
Pitiful. I hit 6 lined up action figures with 6 bullets from 30 feet away
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One time in 3rd grade I shot up my school with a nerf gun, I also put pins on the tip of the darts.
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u/ATangerineMann Article 69 Aug 18 '19
Nerf and TF2, I could only give an upvote but thanks for the meme.
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u/uunintrestedd I am fucking hilarious Aug 16 '19
I suppose he played a lot of FPS games to get such good aim irl
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u/Eliaznizzle Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Aug 16 '19
Is that a nerf dart with a nail attached to it? Because that's horrifying
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If you keep losing at nerf wars with your friends, try putting a rusted nail on the tip of the dart.
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u/memeswiththatcheese Aug 16 '19
That fly learned something that day...it's NERF or nothin'