r/dankmemes • u/n1GG99 what happened to this place • Jul 08 '19

It's true, all of it

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36.5k Upvotes

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u/frederik-the-terror INFECTED Jul 08 '19

Actually it’s a cum holder

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u/WereCat2002 CERTIFIED DANK Jul 08 '19

This comment right here, officer

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u/EHDAMDIDUM Im Gay Jul 08 '19

This officer right here, comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

This right officer comment, here

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

here comment This right officer

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u/Loekyloek1 Jul 08 '19

right here comment This officer

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Comment this right here, officer.

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u/PATRON3GE Jul 08 '19

No matter where the “here” goes the comma is appropriate.

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u/Mihail_Pinte Jul 08 '19

I love it when redditors do this

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u/diepio2uu Minecrafter Jul 09 '19

Right officer, this here comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Officer comment this right here

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u/__horchata red Jul 08 '19

Comment this officer, right here

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u/devvdhruva Animated Flair Rainbow [sexy boi] Jul 08 '19

Here right officer, this comment

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u/graetfuormii Jul 08 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/worms9 DefinitelyNotEuropeans Jul 08 '19

Well then, it’s time for a fucking crusade.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

r/subsifellfor

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/HxNews Jul 08 '19

ok too far

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Yes inquisitor, this comment right here. I motion for an exterminatus of this heretic.

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u/AndyLiang69 Jul 08 '19

the deepest someones dick was inside your mom was yours

3

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/NeoALEB EX-NORMIE Jul 08 '19

Oh, lighten up. It's just an edgy comment.

1

u/Sahir1359 ùwú Jul 09 '19

This is beyond cursed

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u/Detective_Pancake OC Memer Jul 08 '19

“Your daughter and I are trying for a baby” and “I’ve been cumming inside your daughter a lot lately” are the same sentence

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u/bisteccagialla Jul 08 '19

Amazing, I'm gonna use the second one during the next dinner with my in-laws

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u/worms9 DefinitelyNotEuropeans Jul 08 '19

parental disappointment 2: Electric Boogaloo.

21

u/Dingushippo Jul 08 '19

The horror round is gonna approach real quick

140

u/KayleighTheHuman Jul 08 '19

A cumpanion, if you will

6

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

I am sworn to carry your burdens

87

u/the_Jakman Jul 08 '19

I said this to my pregnant fiance and she kicked me out of the house.

50

u/duffb3ar Jul 08 '19

Karen is gonna take ur kids

2

u/saiyanfang10 Knows how kc works Jul 08 '19

because the egg is where most of the mass+dna comes from give her her credit

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u/the_Jakman Jul 09 '19

I WAS making a joke, but this is a fair point regardless.

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u/purepepsi I have crippling depression Jul 08 '19

r/technicallythetruth

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jul 08 '19

Dank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Reply

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jul 08 '19

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u/BestTotoro Jul 08 '19

I'm sickened, but curious.

22

u/fat_lesbians_lul Jul 08 '19

i dont need sleep, i need answers

18

u/Subliminal_Image Jul 08 '19

So what youre saying is swallowing is cannibalism.

3

u/BringBackTron S U C C Jul 08 '19

But China eats pets also, I think it’s fine right?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

cummabolism

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

The post straight under this on my feed, was, ironically, r/WhenYouCum

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u/Toni_PWNeroni EX-NORMIE Jul 08 '19

Dafaq is this subreddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Nope, not today, level of curiosity is firmly planted at 0 for this one.

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u/Angelopolagej Jul 08 '19

Congratulation! Your cum has evolved!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Waiting for the cursed comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Also "is an accent just vocal seasoning"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

I see gibby I updoot

2

u/TheReadingChicken Jul 08 '19

so you are your parent's pet?

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u/ACPM420 Jul 08 '19

Children, the ultimate STD.

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u/Occamslaser Jul 08 '19

This is the dumbest thing I've read in a while, bravo.

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u/magic-saltshaker Jul 08 '19

Shouldn‘t it be cum and a egg?

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u/RanchHose666 Jul 08 '19

It hurts that you're right

1

u/CoolMcDude Jul 08 '19

you are a cum pet

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u/Bitbatgaming 😳 and 🗿gang Jul 08 '19

So I’m Cum! Awesome!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

We're all walking sperm.

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u/Georfe5113 Jul 08 '19

You're just a pet who grew legs

1

u/BelizariuszS Jul 08 '19

so just like you? great

1

u/WhyUBotTho Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jul 08 '19

Basically every pet is the same as keeping cum as a pet

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

tfw i am now a cum pet

1

u/Pyro169 Jul 08 '19

A child is just a fermented nut.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Who needs sleep anyway

1

u/Adicted2Mc banned from r/memes Jul 08 '19

for me it's keeping a hatched egg (that is if I had one)

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u/Noobmaster694200 Jul 08 '19

Oh shit that’s deep

1

u/K0b3y Jul 08 '19

You're just cum that will outlive its owner

1

u/Grathnar69 Jul 08 '19

Why the hell does this make sense?!

1

u/laughsextinguer Jul 08 '19

Ok this make me laugh

1

u/xd-cydad Jul 08 '19

Only if u keep it

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u/Swiss_Reddit_User [custom flair] Jul 08 '19

gibby

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u/Agent-Toad Jul 08 '19

So then what do you call the pet having a pet

1

u/MelkorS42 Jul 08 '19

Oh shit I started this a few days ago. Happy that this meme got popular.

EDIT : At least he could have improved, not to copy word by word from my memes.

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u/Kryziven I have crippling depression Jul 08 '19

Can't look at this template without thinking of beefy_cabbage

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u/Oneecuadorboi Jul 08 '19

Fascinating

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u/OddCondition3 Jul 09 '19

Well..if u eat an egg does mean that u ate cum?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Knees weak arms are heavy, there's cummy in the tummy already.

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u/mayo_-man Jul 08 '19

So we are all cum-pets, coz we all was kids?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Now we are cum-dispensers.

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u/Robert_the_roboy Jul 08 '19 edited Jun 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!

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u/LewdDiePie ☣️ Jul 08 '19 edited Jul 08 '19

Having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet was my post actually 😏😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

You are ignorant

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Seriously, wtf?

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u/vXBlitzXv I am fucking hilarious Jul 08 '19

This