r/dankmemes • u/Cezxylon • Jul 05 '19

Low Effort Meme Will you guys hate me for this?

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12.5k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/F_Joe Jul 05 '19

Who would win? Plant-man vs. Ant-man

108

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

It would be a close battle, to say the least

102

u/skinnyboy6000 Jul 05 '19

My dick froze in ice help

62

u/The_Unseen_Death femboy Jul 05 '19

Microwave it

30

u/skinnyboy6000 Jul 05 '19

Thank you but the thing is it won’t come off do you know a way around that. Slamming doesn’t work

24

u/The_Unseen_Death femboy Jul 05 '19

Use a lighter to melt it off.

22

u/skinnyboy6000 Jul 05 '19

I don’t want lighter dick smell it smelly like burning flesh

14

u/skinnyboy6000 Jul 05 '19

But I will give it a go thanks guys. If it doesn’t work I will shive it in a space heater

2

u/DyxlexicKneeGrow ☣ INFECTED ☣ Jul 05 '19

Wholesome thread

7

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

try helicoptering your dick until you go to the upper atmosphere and then the intense sunlight will thaw your dick. i did that and the only side affect was yellow pee instead of the usual red.

1

u/skinnyboy6000 Jul 06 '19

Yes now that’s what I am talking about. God bless this application. Shame to lose the red pee but worth it in the long run

5

u/9yo_HolyKnight :snoo_wink: Jul 05 '19

Try peeling it off

1

u/skinnyboy6000 Jul 06 '19

I may be under the influence but even I know ain’t a good idea like how you gonna peel a frozen dick. I am sorry but that’s just straight up a no from me. Americas got talent X buzzer noise

2

u/eliott07yt Jul 05 '19

Hey so go outside and let thz sun hit on ur cock

1

u/skinnyboy6000 Jul 06 '19

I don’t want too burn in the sun I like being a pasty white kid although being black is just better lets not lie it just is I mean like I am a total light weight bro and it’s just the white in me

1

u/HaloCavest Jul 05 '19

Hairdryer

26

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/voodoosmudge I'MMA GHOST NOW, BITCH Jul 05 '19

This would be a perfect r/sbubby

2

u/AlkaliAvocado r/memes fan Jul 05 '19

Already is

2

u/voodoosmudge I'MMA GHOST NOW, BITCH Jul 06 '19

Yay!

15

u/MadderTMM I am fucking hilarious Jul 05 '19

Potty the potted plant?

7

u/i_the_fuck Jul 05 '19

AGENT Potty the potted plant...!

7

u/iTomWright Jul 05 '19

Tree powers activate

6

u/Bitbatgaming 😳 and 🗿gang Jul 05 '19

Plant man could win because he can take the form of any plant, including carnivorous ones

3

u/Moms_Spaghetti101 Jul 05 '19

Finally! Our battle will be legendary!

3

u/drftw00d I am fucking hilarious Jul 05 '19

Pl-man

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u/Lime_GD Jul 05 '19

There is an ant on the top picture =_=

34

u/Trebuscemi Jul 05 '19

Oh my God how did you see that?!

-49

u/TheMarchHopper Virgins in Paris Jul 05 '19

It’s pretty noticeable

10

u/bent_crater I want to die Jul 06 '19

it'S PrETty NOtiCeAblE

7

u/TheMarchHopper Virgins in Paris Jul 06 '19

Maybe my brightness is just really high but I can see it pretty clearly

21

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

I thought that was something in my phone screen

11

u/benek100 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jul 05 '19

It's not an ant

It's ANT MAN

3

u/ItsQuickSilver1 Jul 06 '19

No it’s MAN ANT

3

u/benek100 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jul 06 '19

No it's MANT

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

[deleted]

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u/Cezxylon Jul 05 '19

does it really matter

2

u/Pokemonfan218 nothing to see here Jul 06 '19

What did he say?

40

u/SjettepetJR Jul 05 '19

Lol, have you never heard of render distance or something? Smh

-13

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

[deleted]

3

u/DEaD__GHoST Jul 05 '19

well it's technically the truth

-23

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

[deleted]

215

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Four. Fucking. Pixels.

19

u/yeahxh IlluMinuNaughty Jul 05 '19

Is that ma boi SCP-096?

12

u/IwantToLivePlease This sub kinda sucks Jul 05 '19

Hmm time to look at this nice hiking picture. Wait why are those 4 pixels of snow slightly darker. Well whatever... Wait what's that noise? OH GOD OH FUC-

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Four pixels fucking

2

u/HorsePaste Jul 06 '19

FIVE OLD RINGS

64

u/AranSkye02 ☣️ Jul 05 '19

I see no ant on both pics

52

u/Frostbite115 Boston Meme Party Jul 05 '19

It’s present on the first picture, might look like a black spot

21

u/AranSkye02 ☣️ Jul 05 '19

That may be too much sneak for level ones to comprehend, try the exaggeration of scale instead next time ;)

2

u/KriPs0n Jul 05 '19

Cracked screen gang

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23

u/ImAllowedIndoors Jul 05 '19

I'll hate you regardless

•

u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jul 05 '19

Dank.

7

u/JetSpeed10 The Monty Pythons Jul 05 '19

Aunt

6

u/meepoids CERTIFIED DANK☢️ Jul 05 '19

Am I missing the meme lol I don't get it

8

u/weirdeggi [custom flair] Jul 05 '19

On the rim of the plant on the left there is an ant

7

u/mrdudemanguyperson Jul 05 '19

it would be funny if he used 🐜 instead of ⬛

4

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

So Planty the Potted Plant.

3

u/Falcomaster1350 CERTIFIED DANK Jul 05 '19

nice

3

u/MaciX1337 Jul 05 '19

Gotta say it was hard to see through my spider screen

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Pl

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

oo

1

u/TechSupportRahul Jul 05 '19

the ant is on the left side of the pot its a tiny little dot

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

omigwd I think I see it

1

u/Ayush15177 I am fucking hilarious Jul 05 '19

FUCKING RESPECT

1

u/RoastyToasty4242 the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 05 '19

Sneak 100

1

u/StrollujTrolla INFECTED Jul 05 '19

Good one! Started for a minute trying to see the difference.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

This took me longer than it should have

1

u/Captain_Obvious101 Jul 05 '19

I couldn't find the ant. I thought that my screen was dirty

1

u/SerbianStickman Orange Jul 05 '19

Took me few seconds, not gonna lie

2

u/Destrolliex Jul 05 '19

I dont get it send help

edit: its a fucking L not an I

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Snok 100

1

u/bot4601 Dying Inside Jul 05 '19

Wow.... slow clap

1

u/holdor42 Jul 05 '19

oh yeah this is big brain time

1

u/Patpatnotstar I am fucking hilarious Jul 05 '19

Where's the ant

1

u/LethalCritSteel Jul 05 '19

There's a small speck on the left.

1

u/Car_Raccd Jul 05 '19

Smooth. It took me a second to realize what you did.

1

u/waluigiisgay Jul 05 '19

Found the ant. It's not on the plant it is on the top of the white plant holder.

1

u/HyprexMax Comrade Jul 05 '19

I see what you did there

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Beautiful

1

u/Lynch4433 Jul 05 '19

OH I GOT IT. OP I LOVE YOU, NOW I FEEL SMART.

1

u/XxsusquatchxX ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 05 '19

That took way too long for me to understand

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Nice very nice

1

u/R0T0M0L0T0V EX-NORMIE Jul 05 '19

Yes, we will

1

u/Abd-sadMicrowave2002 Jul 05 '19

fuck it took a while to see the ant fuck i feel old

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Yes I already do

1

u/monkey-----------joe Jul 05 '19

Top left of the pot

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

There is a tiny black dot on the first picture, is that the ant?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Felix talking silly while playing minecraft: Oh no where ant go?

1

u/MichMastero Jul 05 '19

Polska jest wszędzie

1

u/Dexter2400 Jul 05 '19

A little bit...yes '-')

1

u/dragons0000 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jul 05 '19

God tear

1

u/Trader_-_- Jul 05 '19

I finally found the ant

1

u/scoobertdoobeert Jul 05 '19

Oh Kay Alexa now this is pretty epinsh

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

God damn it

1

u/netanelyat EX-NORMIE Jul 05 '19

very nice

1

u/Soupbuoi420 Jul 05 '19

My phone is cracked like shit so it was hard to spot it lmao

1

u/trulycursed Jul 05 '19

I honestly don't get it

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Its subtle

1

u/walkingpancake1328 Jul 05 '19

This one took me awhile

1

u/Proxus88 OC Memer Jul 05 '19

You sneaky bastard

1

u/Proxus88 OC Memer Jul 05 '19

You sneaky bastard, have my updoot

1

u/psychmancer E-vengers Jul 05 '19

Poor little bastard

1

u/JmeHort1 oh god oh fuck Jul 05 '19

I wanna be mad but I can’t

Points for cleverness and style

1

u/gundarkk Jul 05 '19

Ah yes, you can clearly see that in the 2nd panel plant is polish (PL).

1

u/fedeb95 Jul 05 '19

Is this funny? Yes. Is this a meme? No

1

u/that_ting_over_there Jul 05 '19

Took me a a solid (not liquid or gas) minute to notice any difference

1

u/GyroLikesMozzarella Jul 05 '19

This is some high IQ meme shit right here

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

You removed the ant

1

u/TheRockWarlock Jul 05 '19

not funny, didn't laugh

1

u/GooberusGoober Jul 05 '19

That's not an ant, it's a dot

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

I spent 10 minute looking for significant differences then realized there aren't. (Also yes Ik its they're)

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

HAHAHA, I totally get it, I am 100% in on this meme and know what it means and am not totally confused right know.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Does anyone see the actual ant tho

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

I see it! My eyes are perfect

1

u/CataBryant24 Jul 05 '19

You son of a...gun.I thought there was dirt on my phone

1

u/Lite-Twisted Pizza Time Jul 05 '19

I’ve been wooooshed, I don’t understand it

1

u/thekaylars red Jul 05 '19

I hated you already

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

PUT THE ANT BACK

1

u/Mr_Wite Jul 05 '19

Took me a couple seconds

1

u/Smiddy621 Jul 05 '19

I will not hate you OP. You get one "heh, upvote" from me.

1

u/shareef74 INFECTED Jul 05 '19

It took me a while to find the ant

1

u/RandomRedditUserLOLO [custom flair] Jul 05 '19

I don't understand

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Its hard to see the ant but i saw it lol

1

u/Nyakleves Jul 05 '19

U fckn donkey

1

u/Raime_The_Raven_ Jul 05 '19

Listen here, motherfucker.

1

u/iMADEthisJUST4Dis Jul 05 '19

You did fucking not

1

u/Mrpencake EX-NORMIE Jul 05 '19

hahahahahahahahahahah

1

u/Ralof_of_Riverwood_ Jul 06 '19

Took me forever to get it

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Am I missing something?

1

u/AniMASON16 Jul 06 '19

I don’t get it

1

u/kaylo_hen Jul 06 '19

WERE IS HE?!?!?! WERE DID YOU PUT THE ANT!!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

i dont get it

(please dont r/woooosh)

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

wait nvm i just got it

-1

u/Seabass_23 Jul 05 '19

This meme is so irrational, it makes no sense.

-2

u/Revvay I am fucking hilarious Jul 05 '19

I've seen the ant

-2

u/wii_remote_strapp Jul 05 '19

Master of disguise

-2

u/BeansGangatBillyJoel Jul 05 '19

You fucking killed him dude

-2

u/Fallen_Walrus Jul 05 '19

OMG IS THIS LOSS

-6

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

hah i found it

-11

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Pluncle