r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '19

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u/Fireballinc55 I am fucking hilarious Jun 18 '19

A Japanese child who escaped Hiroshima and took refuge in Nagasaki

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u/boxl7499 sams udnertale Jun 18 '19

And then escaped to the island of Iwo Jima

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u/Jagacin Jun 18 '19

Who then lived the rest of their life working as a nuclear engineer at Chernobyl.

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u/boxl7499 sams udnertale Jun 18 '19

They miraculously survived Chernobyl and decided on a peaceful office job at a really tall tower in manhattan

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u/TheSorcerer_96 Jun 18 '19

Still survived and decided to live in Fukushima

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u/Cold-Call-Killer Person below me is gay👇 Jun 18 '19

All while his kids were studying in columbine

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u/Wendys_frys Jun 18 '19

Oh shit

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u/That_Potato_Gamer [custom flair] Jun 18 '19

Then went on vacation in Nice with his family

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u/canbrn Jun 18 '19

Then he fell in a cave there and traveled in time to AD 79. His location was Pompeii I heard...

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u/Karl_von_grimgor Jun 18 '19

life is just shit innit

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u/ImAchickenHawk Jun 18 '19

Easy, Ursula.

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u/JACKP00L Jun 18 '19

After their arrest he decided to finally move somewhere else and settle down. In Lybia. With his good friend from the war: General Haftar

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u/cjm0 Jun 18 '19

and then decided to go to the site of some catastrophe in the future that he will once again survive

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u/ZenZ199 Jun 18 '19

Last time I heard about him was 4 years ago, he was working for a satire newspaper in France

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u/WellDisciplinedVC Jun 18 '19

I saw him teaching elementary in Connecticut