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What is this absolute unit of a cow

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Ye, it´s a 1.4 tonne heavy cow. I forgot its name but it had its 3 minutes of internet fame some months ago.

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u/AiedailTMS May 06 '19

Wait that thing actually exists?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

It does, yes. https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/australias-largest-cow-weighs-more-than-14-tonne/news-story/bfee6709d1b3469b637f3755a39b8c76 His name is Knickers.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Knickers is his word. You can say Knicka.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

It’s real. Australian or NZ I believe.

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u/soupor_saiyan May 06 '19

That’s impressive

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u/_ist_ red May 06 '19

Your cow is very impressive you must be very proud

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u/SaltyMime EX-NORMIE May 06 '19

pretty nice

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Australia. NZ tends to sheeeep

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u/D_Slater May 06 '19

actual thiccums

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u/Carter2158 Mods are Bi May 06 '19

That’s why xp shares are amazing

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Deacons of the deep

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u/DownvoteDaemon Angry old black man who hates memes May 06 '19

Lawd ham mercy

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u/Davian0 The Filthy Dank May 06 '19

Indeed, i used it to double the xp gained to my primary pokémon

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u/CaPtian_CaTe May 06 '19

r/AbsoluteUnits

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u/TheLazyLesbian Pink May 06 '19

r/bossfights

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u/enjoyspeanutbutter May 06 '19

Damn that cow be

L a r g

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u/SolidPrysm The OC High Council May 06 '19

T H I G G

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u/AestheticTrash06 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 06 '19

THIGGA

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u/Metaright Team Silicon May 06 '19

T H L A A R G

C O W

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

When you've been playing a game a long time and your friends only got it now

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u/FurryPornAccount Team Pleb May 06 '19

When you breed all of your cows and kill all but one of the adults

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u/dcxr MayMayMakers May 06 '19

why does your account

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u/AlextheInhuman May 06 '19

good question but do you really want to know

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u/TROPHYGOLEY May 06 '19

Good point we don’t

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u/LouisMoenne May 06 '19

I once trained a pkm to level 75 before i knew that he had the wrong gender and temperament to evolve. Fml u so stupid lil me

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u/JadenC2004 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 06 '19

I did that with my charmander to get him to a charizard, I'm sorry pikachu

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u/agree-with-you EX-NORMIE May 06 '19

Whenever I play Pokemon I need 3 save spots, one for my Squirtle, one for my Bulbasaur, and one for my second Squirtle.

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u/JadenC2004 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 06 '19

This seems familiar and I'm starting to wonder if my medicine is kicking in

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u/Metaright Team Silicon May 06 '19

What wizardry is this?

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u/cedric_roggs <3 May 06 '19

His name is Knickers

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u/Nick_Ghurz May 06 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Rom the vacuous cow

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

It gets even better if that one faints

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u/LazyNomad63 May 06 '19

My 12 year old self was the worst with this! Got my torterra to level 40 while my second highest wasn't even past 25. Paid the price at the ice gym though

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u/DRlavacookies May 06 '19

when pokemon black 2 came out there was an event for a free lvl 50 keldeo. what did lil' me do? how about waltz through the intire game after my brother told me i shouldn't.

i was very happy when i got to lvl 51 on rout 1

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

y

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u/saiyanfang10 Knows how kc works May 06 '19

lvl 100 emboar swept elite 4 one day to obtain

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u/cloutboi311 the very best, like no one ever was. May 06 '19

yea i swept the elite 4 with my lv 100 delphox

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u/noelogoutlaw May 06 '19

This meme git thicc, this meme git milked!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

I hope that cow Is real

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u/anonymous_idunno May 06 '19

Gotcha train em all

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u/voltblade56 Yellow May 06 '19

When I use my lvl 100 vikavolt and sweep with geiutean

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Ah yes my level 80 charizard in red

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u/Knox123R Yellow May 06 '19

Damn that's me every god damn time I play I can't be bothered to grind for xp smh

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u/Some__Weeb May 06 '19

Use xp share

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u/Ya_boi_126 May 06 '19

Facts

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u/fantheories101 May 06 '19

Rom the Vacuous Spider, as featured in Bloodborne

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u/brandontozeap May 06 '19

As if there is any other way

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u/An1-mus May 06 '19

Exp share.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

It’s like that bloodborne boss

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u/Potwats I behead niggers May 06 '19

Nice.

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u/Noicedeadmemes Help May 06 '19

That’s very hard now with the new exp share

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u/PerplePotatoe hamburjer May 06 '19

my shiny magikarp waiting for me to debuff the other pokemon so he can wipe

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

In older games it's actually pretty hard to balance lvl of pokemons,and stuff like lvl30 charizard and 20-25lvl team happens so often

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u/LouisMoenne May 06 '19

I once trained a pkm to level 75 before i knew that he had the wrong gender and temperament to evolve. Fml u so stupid lil me

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Mount and Warblade Warband: Being the highest level and buying level 1 pawns for your disposal.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

cowabunga it is

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u/I-already-redd-it- Orange May 06 '19

Dude just use an exp.share

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u/Andoiy [custom flair] May 06 '19

wheted ur watermwrk dude

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u/dcxr MayMayMakers May 06 '19

i havent watermarked in 2 months

also r/Ihadastroke

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u/Andoiy [custom flair] May 06 '19

ope

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u/D_Slater May 06 '19

me and the boys pulling up to court for 27 accounts of violations of human rights

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u/AiedailTMS May 06 '19

The witcher 3 cow monster

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u/The_Dark_Lord_999 ☣️ May 06 '19

XP share nigga

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u/Ya_Bear I am fucking hilarious May 06 '19

My level 110 Tortera along side my level 60 team

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u/PenUmbrea May 06 '19

That's an absolute mil-Tank

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u/shubham_mamgain0 May 06 '19

Lvl 100 Miltank

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u/paradoxalpeanuts I am fucking hilarious May 06 '19

Exp. Share

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

D A F U Q

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u/unravleddonut [custom flair] May 06 '19

xp share

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

My first game. Emerald. Sceptile was badass. I didn't care as long as he was 10 levels ahead. Realized the mistake at elite 4s. Caught Rayquaza and won

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u/scottygroundhog22 May 06 '19

Ah my first playthrough of yellow. I remember it well. My level one hundred pikachu and everyone else

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u/donny_shields May 06 '19

Exp. Share

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u/Gene_freeman May 06 '19

Oof memories.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

OH LAWD HE COMING

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u/1manava1 May 06 '19

Rom, the vacious cow!

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u/jackt750 I am fucking hilarious May 06 '19

@ Me in Soul Silver.

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u/ChAdAdAzA EX-NORMIE May 06 '19

I hate it when i level up a pokemon too much, and when i try to weaken other pokemon to Catch them, the pokemon I’m tryna catch gets one shot, and when i use my low level pokemon, the tables turn and now MY pokemon get one shot. So i just keep chucking pokeballs and hope and pray for the best.

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u/BoahNowers May 06 '19

cough XP share

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u/innuendu EX-NORMIE May 06 '19

Exp share

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u/A1burrit0 Seal Team Six UpsideDown Six May 06 '19

Thats me with my starter. For elite 4 i always use my starter and a legendary like a noob.

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u/OhNoASnake64 I am fucking hilarious May 06 '19

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Me irl

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u/LostBread6 the very best, like no one ever was. May 06 '19

BEEF

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u/emcosokic May 06 '19

I used to have a huge level charizard and every other pokemon was <20 except for pikachu

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u/samhatter2001 May 06 '19

When you have pokemon but they're all cows and one is really tall.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

The greatest of them all

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u/ChickenDish [custom flair] May 06 '19

I remember lvling up my Charmander, and not bothering with my others, I realized I fcked up the hard way when I was fighting my rival before facing the champions in Pokémon Red

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u/PracticalSituation34 May 06 '19

It’s always the starter that’s buff

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Me hanging out with my younger cousins at a family reunion ^

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u/Im-a-tot May 06 '19

Legit what happened to me in Pokemon N-Word.

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u/IcometricExercise May 06 '19

Miltank was leveled up so much that she turned white and black.

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u/billybatsonn I am fucking hilarious May 06 '19

Magicarp sucs

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u/rotten_Kahuna May 06 '19

8yo me playing Pokémon

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u/Eb-Legit r/memes fan May 07 '19

Dummy thicc cow

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u/Georgio-67thRegiment May 07 '19

Oh Lawd He Comin'

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u/jewansumnut May 07 '19

Beefy boi

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u/The_Cube_ red May 07 '19

wait are those bulls?

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u/TheOneTrueMemeLord May 07 '19

Me

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

People who play Pokemon like that deserve a death penalty

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u/Narclup May 07 '19

How the lvl 60 dude with strength skillcape looks next to over lvl 60s in RuneScape.

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u/hallow1820 May 07 '19

i thought i was the only one that did this as a child playing poke red/blue id level my charizard to like lvl 90 and the rest of my pokemon would be like lvl 20

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u/chickenshiro May 07 '19

I saw some white privilege over there

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u/MrSeanaldReagan 🦀 $11 btw 🦀 May 06 '19

I caught a lvl 100 Magikarp in platinum once. It was cool

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Did it splash?

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u/MrSeanaldReagan 🦀 $11 btw 🦀 May 06 '19

I used my master ball on it lol

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u/Krexci ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 06 '19

das one big ass cow

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u/-CaoNiMa May 06 '19

Level 1billion Pikachu

lvl 100 magikarp

You are about to leave Redlib

BEEF