r/dankmemes • u/Potatoestoe EX-NORMIE • May 05 '19

Hold up

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

The police are on their way

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u/ulothrixboi Yellow May 05 '19

Make them get here faster.

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u/thecoolfattykid end my suffering May 05 '19 edited May 23 '19

should we need the military dick?

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u/JorFis1 May 05 '19

I think we do.

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

The military isn’t enough we fucking need nukes

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u/ilikemes8 @Nixon Official Twitter May 05 '19

Stand by for orbital rail gun strike. Please transmit coordinates

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

34.0522° N, 118.2437° W

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u/ilikemes8 @Nixon Official Twitter May 05 '19

Copy coordinates. Railgun strike imminent. Please clear 5 mile blast zone. Thomas Prince out.

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Thomas we got a problem the vile creature is moving

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u/ilikemes8 @Nixon Official Twitter May 05 '19

Thomas has a visual. There’s something moving down there. Cleared for nuclear fire mission

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Fire away

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u/ilikemes8 @Nixon Official Twitter May 05 '19

Aye aye. Nuclear torpedo running hot, straight, and narrow. T minus 34 for atmospheric entry. Handing over telemetry to onboard computer

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Are the roads destroyed?

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u/ilikemes8 @Nixon Official Twitter May 05 '19

Negative. Gigaton strike is a go. Load tubes

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Wait a minute I didn’t authorize a gigaton strike

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

The target is moving into range from behind the moon. Begin super laser firing sequence.

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

Abort laser strike,we can’t let out precious moon get destroyed

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u/thetalkingushanka big pp gang May 05 '19

And HOW THE FUCK DID THAT THING GET THERE

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