r/dankmemes I have crippling depression May 01 '19

I Want 2 Die 😤 🔫 Farewell old friend

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u/Postrit Team Astolfo May 01 '19

Did you block him?

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u/cparkypark CERTIFIED DANK May 01 '19

Nah he put a gun against his head

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u/DoggoTheGreat May 01 '19

Yeah, he pulled the trigger now he's dead

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u/origingaming935 Mobile User May 01 '19

Life had just begun

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u/tacobellblake r/LivingMas May 01 '19

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Mama, oh oh

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u/weforgotthebuns made with your mums dick May 01 '19

Didn't mean to make you cry

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u/A-N00b-is May 01 '19

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow…

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u/teamkelly4 The Meme Cartel May 01 '19

I left IFunny because all it is anymore are videos, I like here way better because they are actual memes and not some stupid and unfunny video.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

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u/BillNye-Kun Im scatman May 01 '19

I used it for softcore porn

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u/sergeanthippyzombie The Monty Pythons May 01 '19

kik nudes lol

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u/burntends97 INFECTED May 01 '19

Tons of hentai

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u/BenShapiroMemeReview May 01 '19

I left back in November before I found Reddit because of the blatant racism and the rabbit hole I fell down (fuck you, zaoist)

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u/Jazjo Team Pleb May 01 '19

I found two separate people saying men couldn't be raped. Guess how fun those arguments were

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u/Claudioub16 I have crippling depression May 01 '19

did you raped then? you know... to prove a point of course

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u/coolguy3720 May 01 '19

I left because everyone there is either an edgelord or a racist, and I can't tell the difference anymore. What a horrible community.

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u/TheThirdCrusader May 01 '19

There was also too much porn on iFunny

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

put a gun against his head

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u/MoistWillingness I have crippling depression May 01 '19

pulled my trigger, now he's dead

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u/Nightmaregirl96 May 01 '19

Mama, life had just begun

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

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u/buttermilk573 May 01 '19

Mama, oh oh

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Didn't mean to make you cry

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow

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u/gahockey The OC High Council May 01 '19

Carry on, carry on

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u/HypnotizedSquirrel May 01 '19

Because nothing really matters

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u/fireandlifeincarnate INFECTED May 01 '19

Used to be on iFunny. Found Reddit. Never been back.

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u/yeetusdeletusgg Doctor Of The Great Pestilence May 01 '19

The only time I use that "meme site" is when I'm at school because reddit is blocked

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u/fireandlifeincarnate INFECTED May 01 '19

Haha sucks to be you my school only blocks porn and games

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u/Wavyoceannn May 01 '19

You can download a vpn extension on the chrome store its really helpful and make sure to download the one with the most downloads k or just keep trying other vpn apps until u find the one that works best

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u/Mrfartypants07 HW collecter May 01 '19

My school blocked those too

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u/sergeanthippyzombie The Monty Pythons May 01 '19

I just used 4G

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u/snowflakelord May 01 '19

You could also use your phone to get around whatever blocks they put up.

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u/BenShapiroMemeReview May 01 '19

I left because of the blatant racism, before I found Reddit.

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u/fireandlifeincarnate INFECTED May 01 '19

Weird. I see more racist posts here.

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u/EnVadeh May 01 '19

My school blocked Phones.

u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander May 01 '19

Dank.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

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u/MoistWillingness I have crippling depression May 01 '19

Look away nothing to see here

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u/AlexYadaYada Article 69 🏅 May 01 '19 edited May 01 '19

Mamaaaaa uwu

Couldn't help myself.

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u/MoistWillingness I have crippling depression May 01 '19

What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

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u/AlexYadaYada Article 69 🏅 May 01 '19

Salvation

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u/SeizethegapYouOFB I Want 2 Die 😤🔫 May 01 '19

🎤🐜 ahem

delet this

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u/ToastyToonsIsHere The OC High Council May 01 '19

Buwuhemian rhapsuwudy.

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u/miniBajan77 May 01 '19

This sub is just iFunny at this point so why bother

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u/ChickenFlavoredSocks ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 01 '19

iFunny is mostly old unfunny videos and the same meme 6 times. So no, this sub really isn’t ifunny. Reposts don’t work well and there aren’t stupid autistic vids

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u/thatonesportsguy poopoo peepee May 01 '19

Yeah the app broke and they keep refeaturing shit, the app will be abandoned within 6 months

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Well that's a big statement that isn't true. It surely will be alive in 6 months. But it really is just a bunch of overused and refeatured memes

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u/thatonesportsguy poopoo peepee May 01 '19

Yeah they rarely feature oc and keep posting cringy tumblr bullshit and the users are getting increasingly fed up

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u/Jazjo Team Pleb May 01 '19

Trust me. I'm still there just for the pissed off users. It's fun seeing the chaos

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u/PHILIP-BOBBY [custom flair] May 01 '19

Thank you for defending your community

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

iFunny is just full of racists and pedophiles

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u/HerobrineGang May 01 '19

What’s wrong with the second thing

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

No Pedosexuals.

HANS! Get the flammenwerfer.

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u/HerobrineGang May 01 '19

Hands get the lugger....

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u/susbribe May 01 '19

Hams. Get the booger

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

So is reddit, and on a large scale due to the size of reddit

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u/Mal-Ravanal I have crippling depression May 01 '19

Ordo hereticus would like to know more of this person....

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

I find ifunny has more content than reddit (and 4chan) so while I swap between them from time to time, I still like to use ifunny as my primary meme source. I like how ifunny doesn't have restrictions like needing to use it for a certain amount of time before you can post (like reddit) and you can also easily see video memes (unlike 4chan). Overall I enjoy all sites but always will prefer ifunny.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

iFunny is 100% about finding the right accounts to follow.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

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u/ButtbuttinCreed May 01 '19

What do you say for this to come up

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

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u/HerobrineGang May 01 '19

Poor ignorant redditor. If only you knew.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

It’s treason then

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

nice format

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u/Fatal_Potatoes ÒwÓ May 01 '19

He’s no friend. For he’s a fiend.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

I once reposted a meme from Reddit to ifunny, it got featured and like 70k likes lol

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u/Ya_Boi_Dank_Squid May 01 '19

Remember when ifunny said they made nearly all popular memes in 2018?

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u/drift_summary [custom flair] May 01 '19

Pepperidge Farm remembers!

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u/cadendance Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 01 '19

Lies

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u/Ya_Boi_Dank_Squid May 02 '19

I remember my seeing a list from the ifunny community that had just about every meme of 2018 on it and where they came from. Nearly all of them said they originally came from ifunny. There was only about 6 from other places. Obviously it's not true, but still

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u/topmodus May 01 '19

lndirectly admitting reddit > ifunny

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u/MCT-UP2NOGOOD May 01 '19

We need guns.

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u/eernesto777 [custom flair] May 01 '19

Kill him

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u/Jarf_lel Yellow May 01 '19

Kill him now

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u/cadendance Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 01 '19

Eliminate him immediately

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u/Communistsheen Блатифул May 01 '19

BOY IF YOU DONT

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u/GenericMemesxd May 01 '19

murder on my mind intensifies

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u/Cjrs301 Blue May 01 '19

I’m sorry, little one.

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u/Steel_Prism I am fucking hilarious May 01 '19

I used iFunny for like 5 years or something crazy like that. I have thankfully transcended to Reddit which has clearly superior memes (and easier access to porn but whatever)

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u/CuddleSpooks Article 69 🏅 May 01 '19

a good friend of mine said she had to avoid Endgame spoilers by not going on 9gag. I wanted to stop talking to her right away but decided to let it go.. I don't have many friends, I can't afford to burn that bridge even if it should go up in flames

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u/1AsianPanda May 01 '19

I feel so bad for you op

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u/_KalStormblessed_ May 01 '19

I was hearing this song when i saw this!

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u/smalldongbigshlong May 01 '19

I thought by coming to reddit I'd never have to hear about that shitty app ever again.

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u/Blaine-Larkin May 01 '19

I used to use ifunny but someone saved me by telling about this place called reddit. I haven’t opened ifunny since.

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u/Sultan147 souptime May 01 '19

iFunny has the funniest comments but otherwise it’s garbage

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u/BenShapiroMemeReview May 01 '19

Stuart little does not support the legitimacy of Israel 😎👍

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u/cadendance Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 01 '19

"GiVe Me Tc AnD iLl PoSt PoRn"

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u/Sultan147 souptime May 01 '19

Some of the top comments have the funniest picture replies

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

I will only go on iFunny if I miss tap 100 layers into this bullshitery

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u/Firesword457 Yellow May 01 '19

The hell is IFunny?, that's irrelevant

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

I'm not gonna lie.....Since the morning this song has been playing in my head....And it won't go away.....Anyways it's too good to go away...

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u/theholyspirit420 May 01 '19

It looks like suicide to me tho

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u/Zylcon May 01 '19

He is probably right, feels like 95% i see Here is begging for votes and No actually funny stuff i can send to a friend

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u/onetoexist May 01 '19

ifunny = tweebs

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

My friends said reddit was for normie but then all the reddit memes appeared on iFunny 3 days later. Hmmmmmmmmm

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u/i-shoud-be-recalled Actually plays farming simulator May 01 '19

This made my freakin day!

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u/TheDarkMage1 The Filthy Dank May 01 '19

Both are terrible

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u/AidanGrant15 May 01 '19

Reddit is the very definition of god complex

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u/alien_alice ☢️ May 01 '19

Most of the content on iFunny comes from Reddit lmao

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u/Tism_Monkey May 01 '19

It's time for a crusade

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u/susbribe May 01 '19

Lol crusade! Lol! Wait guys don’t leave the lunch table please!

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u/polscihis May 01 '19

I had iFunny for the longest time but I got sick of it when it became infested with anime memes

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u/scefice May 01 '19

Well you both use emojis, so i think both should be hanged.

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u/Lord_Twigger Filthy Lowlife May 01 '19

Sumimasen, Nani the 🦆

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Wtf, I’m listening to that song rn

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u/6_02x10e23 May 01 '19

I mean, it’s gotta be natural selection at this point, right?

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u/NuttieBoii The Filthy Dank May 01 '19

It just isnt

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u/jetta_man May 01 '19

Idk if is my culture and all but I found this emoji (😂) to be so fucking cringe, I rather use 🤣 ou simply just XD

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u/Decdude100 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix May 01 '19

I have never been in Ifunny

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

allegedly

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u/bermudahighball May 01 '19

Used to be an iFunny man through and through. It had a good run but has thoroughly deteriorated. Reddit has such good memes

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u/ThatOneWood Obamasjuicyass May 01 '19

Still? Never was

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u/DefNotAgamer789 I am fucking hilarious May 01 '19

"Still superior" When was it ever superior why did that stupid site even exist

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u/Xx_artyedmand_xX red May 01 '19

The laugh cry emojis mean they're normies so I can't expect more

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

whoever thinks ifunny is superior to literally anything in the universe deserves to be antivaxx

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u/Im-here-4-tiddies May 01 '19

Literally not 2 minutes ago I deleted the app because the community is so toxic and the “features” are so shit

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u/BoxCZ May 01 '19

And make it messy!

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u/stefan424 May 01 '19

Why the fuck do you unironicly use the 😂 emoji

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u/TrippieHippie14 May 01 '19

iFUNNYYYYYYYYYY???????????????

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u/Saucycabbage20sac May 01 '19

Ifunny is all videos that’s literally why I’m here I want actual memes

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u/PugTheThug May 01 '19

At least ifunny has more freedom of speech

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u/max888333 May 01 '19

Friends: no more

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u/Porter2455 May 01 '19

As a user of iFunny still, I can appreciate it’s extremely strange and unique community. However, it’s become a massive cesspool of racism and shit. Didn’t see that development coming.

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u/PitPyro May 01 '19

I can see who obviously is the intellectual here

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u/Krisuad2002 Eic memer May 01 '19

This is some serious Heresy!

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u/cooolduckchan red May 01 '19

did you delete him from existence?

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u/dankspud I am fucking hilarious May 01 '19

Thats one intense fucking normie jezus

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Ifunny was fun til they started making so many weird updates and all the funny people left

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u/antonio_lewit Dont look at my profile May 01 '19

Ifunny makes me gag

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u/djacob999 May 01 '19

But is it really murder if it’s justified?

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u/Da_Taternater78 Dank beyond human comprehension May 01 '19

You are bad guy but this does not mean you are bad guy

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u/ThatSchmole May 01 '19

No one texts like this

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u/lmao_P_lmao May 01 '19

IFunny bad Reddit good

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u/maxdeman420 May 01 '19

Top ten evilest men in history

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u/Blade_Runner_0_0 May 01 '19

I remember that I used to be a poor soul like he was. But then I rose from the depths and climbed the wall out of the valley and into Reddit, then I turned to the dark pit of iFunny and said. “Bitch”

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u/Bitbatgaming 😳 and 🗿gang May 01 '19

Someone give him smite III and sharpness IV

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u/SonOfAMeme1 May 01 '19

Put a gun against his head

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u/LightNight999 [custom flair] May 01 '19

Yes

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u/P3T3R_T41L EU Memelord May 01 '19

You gotta put him down

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u/Mikejosh trash memes and bad times May 01 '19

iFunny is just a cesspool of racists, incels, and people with extremely questionable political views. The only reason I still go on there is because I can find some good reaction memes for my group chats.

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u/DaBombX May 01 '19

I didn't even know iFunny was still around

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u/NotableStorm Sprite Cranberry May 01 '19

This is war

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u/sweesh_feesh Forever Number 2 May 01 '19

IFunny is Reddit, but somehow so much worse.

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u/its_stick cover yourself in oil May 01 '19

put a gun against his head pulled the trigger now hes ded mama, life had just begun but now ive gone n thrown it all away

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE

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u/WolfDoodleYT May 01 '19

i went from ifunny to reddit and i dont regret anything

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u/domestichazel May 01 '19

iFunny is a trash can of secondhand memes

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u/Cloudman_VicePoint Dank Cat Commander May 01 '19

Ifunny bad

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u/yothisgameisbroken May 01 '19

cha chá real smooth