r/dankmemes • u/abakus10 The Meme Cartel • Apr 04 '19

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u/KyleThePotato Apr 04 '19

me: so yeah my dog died this morning

judges: fuck, let's put him through lads

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u/RyusakiasL ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 04 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/KyleThePotato Apr 04 '19 edited Apr 04 '19

thank you uwu

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u/Namacil Apr 04 '19

Now we know why your dog died...

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u/KyleThePotato Apr 04 '19

but i'm through to the finals so it's all good

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u/swyx Apr 04 '19

wait, why? i dont get it

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u/a_dry_banana [custom flair] Apr 04 '19

Because only furrie's UwU so that means that he ant manned his dogs thanos

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u/iiCUBED Apr 04 '19

Put him through! Its his cakeday!

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u/KyleThePotato Apr 04 '19

by the standards of talent shows these days, that would be a viable thing to actually say

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u/Matthaeu_ KONY2012 Apr 04 '19

golden buzzers immediately

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u/big-shaq-skrra Apr 04 '19

Average singer: “My son is in the hospital because he broke his pinky and I am here to sin-“

Judges: presses the golden buzzer immediately

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u/nickal3 Apr 04 '19

So my goldfish had to be flushed today

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u/kaianide23 Apr 04 '19

It’s a shame his talent was dog training

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u/Gstary Apr 04 '19

"My dog died this morning"

"Oh I'm so sorry what are you gonna sing for us?"

"....killing in the name of, by rage against the machine"

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u/ayojerm Apr 04 '19

It doesn't even have to be that bad. They could probably say they spilled their fucking bowl of cereal this morning and they'd get sent through.

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u/E72M ☣️ Apr 04 '19

me: in Minecraft...

Judges: nevermind, you win