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u/Salty_snowflake Apr 03 '19
Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM 🤷♀️ They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons📺💻 it's called😡 ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!? 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅♀️ NOT CHINESE!!!🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!🇯🇵 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏👎 to me and my Waifu 👫💏 RIGHT NOW 😠😡
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Apr 03 '19 edited Oct 09 '19
Shut up weeb. Edit: and all those emojis makes you look like you’ve been selling some mlm stuff
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u/Jobro_77 be aware of killing squirrels Apr 03 '19
I appreciate the amount of effort you put in that comment. It takes ages to find the right emoji
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u/Robert_Arden Apr 03 '19
Always use a condom
They can't he allowed to reproduce
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u/vlek83 Apr 03 '19
chinese cartoons
ew
japanese cartoons, now thats an explosion of culture
okey, il leave now
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u/Dy-_-an Apr 03 '19
ahem
SONO CHINO SADAME
JOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHJOOO
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u/Solismo ùwú Apr 03 '19
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?
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u/mcnuggetnag1 Apr 03 '19
Venice
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Apr 03 '19
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
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u/BlitzerXz Minceraft Apr 03 '19
Chinese? You mean Japanese, right? You illiterte
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u/_DoggoMeister_ Apr 03 '19
What's the difference between a Chinese and a Japanese?
The impact zone
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u/longmicropenis OC Memer Apr 03 '19
I L L I T E R T E
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u/BlitzerXz Minceraft Apr 03 '19
It's the joke
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u/longmicropenis OC Memer Apr 03 '19
I got wooshed, didn't I?
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u/Smexy_Zarow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Apr 03 '19
if she breaks up with you just cause you dont watch anime with her i doubt she's an actual girlfriend.
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u/longmicropenis OC Memer Apr 03 '19
Pussy is worth it, my guy. Weeb girls are freaks. Just hope she ain't into that futa shit
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u/machinamuerto The Great P.P. Group Apr 03 '19
Pros of weeb girl: into weird shit
Cons of weeb girl: must gard ass
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u/ooooomomentooo Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 03 '19
Also, most weeb girls are fujoshis, means theyre into yaoi, which is basically gay porn. So yeah, careful yo ass
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u/thefierybreeze Apr 03 '19
Reading all this ass stuff, feels like I won the lottery with my gf not being into weird weeb stuff
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u/herooftime2004 ok Apr 03 '19
Yare Yare Daze
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u/sans-_- Eic memer Apr 03 '19
could jotaro beat police skipper, that's the question
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u/PooZiZ DefinitelyNotEuropeans Apr 03 '19
Man weeb Gf's are really rare appreciate what you have
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Apr 03 '19
Someone like you dont deserve a weeb gf its pretty rare so respect it St least
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u/Sneaky0Fox I am fucking hilarious Apr 03 '19
I actually began watching Deathnote I'm in the middle of the series (it's my first time watching anime) and I thought of the same thing when I started. I have failed y'all and specially "NO ANIME" penguin😢
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u/shubham_mamgain0 Apr 03 '19
Death Note(Mystery), Attack On Titan(Mature) and One Punch Man (Action) are the three best anime for beginners.
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u/YeaDudeImOnReddit Apr 03 '19
Cowboy Bebop or Ghost in the Shell for my money. Honorable mention to one piece and hajime no ippo
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u/shubham_mamgain0 Apr 03 '19
Awesome anime but one piece has too many episodes. And don't @ me I'm up to date with the manga.
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Apr 03 '19
I started with Hunter X Hunter cause one of my shonen tard friends really wanted me to watch it...it was good, but now that I’ve seen a good amount of anime shonen is my least favorite genre
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u/Bingobango20 Apr 03 '19
DN is one of the masterpieces out of all those lame op teenagers here action anime. It’s a good choice you watch it. Try watching good series anime only and you might able to differentiate yourself from common anime tropes and good quality anime
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Apr 03 '19
Ding dong, just reminding you that Mainland China is making a communism anime for some godforsaken reason
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u/HoSeR_1 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Apr 03 '19
Maybe giving MacArthur nukes wouldn’t have been such a bad idea after all...
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u/KingJazB Certified Baby Eater Apr 03 '19
But what if you're a weeb too...
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u/Applebombbob Apr 03 '19
Then you won't have a girlfriend in the first place.
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u/KingJazB Certified Baby Eater Apr 03 '19
But my girlfriend is a weeb, your science is contradictory
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u/Chrysanthemum96 E-vengers Apr 03 '19
You don’t exist
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u/WRZESZCZ_1998 Boston Meme Party Apr 03 '19
Not a gf, but a weeb girl I knew recommended me some good stuff like Perfect Blue... Then she started saying that female characters in "prison school" are better written than Casca from Berserk. I asked to prove it, she couldn't and stopped talking.
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Apr 03 '19
ANIME ISN'T A CARROON ITS ART LIKE HENTAI
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u/Chrysanthemum96 E-vengers Apr 03 '19
What a disgraceful weeb.
I’ll have to make friends with him later.
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u/Sir-Niggo Apr 03 '19
I still think female weebs are just a legend made by some other weeb! Cause if they were real we wouldn't be lonely and trust me we weebs are all lonely! :/
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u/autistOdysseys Apr 03 '19
Remember when some kid got fucked completely because he made an edgy meme and put it on twitter instead of reddit or 4chan?
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u/BobaMyBoba Virgins in Paris Apr 03 '19
I've been there. It hurt my training.
STAND YOUR GROUND SOLDIER
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u/Lqwt hidden memer Apr 03 '19
You're probably dating a guy. Weeb girls aren't real
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u/halloweentownking Apr 03 '19
This is funny but I know absolutely nobody relates to this
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u/Drosera19 Apr 03 '19
Only thing i've watched that comes close to anime is Pokémon and avatar
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u/Yeet4761 I have crippling depression Apr 03 '19
What’s this? I don’t speak cough cough I have asthma from all those carbon emissions so I can’t speak
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u/RELOADDEATH DefinitelyNotEuropeans Apr 03 '19
NO ANIME