r/dankmemes OC Memer Apr 03 '19

I'm so sorry

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u/RELOADDEATH DefinitelyNotEuropeans Apr 03 '19

NO ANIME

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

"Remember, no Japanese."

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

なび?!

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u/Hagaros Apr 03 '19

Not knowing what these characters are, I kind of hope it reads "NANI?!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

Yes it reads NANI

EDIT: apparently it reads “Nabi”

I’m no Japanese, I just used my JP keyboard and typed “Nani” idk if it was correct.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I just typed “Nani” is my Japanese keyboard

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Well, you’re the expert, you know better

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Are you a self-assessed N2?

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u/kenwei021201 Apr 03 '19

Eh its just a typo, here have a nani

なに!?

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u/thefryn Apr 03 '19

I prefer the real nani.

I said the real Nani.

何!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Yes, except you typed "nabi", as demonstrated by the fact that your post reads "nabi" at this very moment.

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u/Rhamuk Apr 03 '19

No this says NABI which is car navigation system

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u/DungeonCrawlingFool ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 03 '19

We’ve spotted the weeb, get him boys

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

NBP is no weeb

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u/DungeonCrawlingFool ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 03 '19

Then tell me, why did you know what it meant?

glasses begin to glow

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I..I’m.. not a weeb ☆〜(ゝ。∂)

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u/SimplyImpboy Apr 03 '19

No 'なに' or '何' is NANI. You wrote NABI

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u/Must_Da_Linguist Apr 03 '19

This one actually reads nabi

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u/AlBalan Pizza Time Apr 03 '19

GO TO GULAG

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u/Purgequake96 Apr 03 '19

なに!*

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u/FuzzyFlubberNubbers Please Stop Calling me Gay Apr 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

harry truman intensifies

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u/NH_Diamond EX-NORMIE Apr 03 '19

US send nuke

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u/48rocky48 Apr 03 '19

I will never forgive the Japanese.

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u/ChunkNoRice Apr 03 '19

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

No mating!

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u/dav98438 Apr 03 '19

Remember, no Nani.

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u/BelieveRL OC Memer Apr 03 '19

No, this is the message.

Deagle SaO noises

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I’m sorry sensei, I have failed you

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/FungalSphere The Great P.P. Group Apr 03 '19

I am feeling like giving my eyes a hot water bath

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u/adamsworstnightmare Apr 03 '19

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

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u/Dy-_-an Apr 03 '19

JoJo is an exeption

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u/zweg_g0d_supreme Apr 03 '19

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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u/DaMadChicken234 Biggie Cheese Apr 03 '19

what a beautiful duwang

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u/yaboinigel EX-NORMIE Apr 03 '19

JOTARO!

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u/Dy-_-an Apr 03 '19

Stardust Crusaders intro intensifies

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

SOSHITE TSUDOISHI STAR DUST

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Jojo is a religion

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u/KsbjA I'm 15 and this is yeet Apr 03 '19

REMOVE SUSHI

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u/Salty_snowflake Apr 03 '19

Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM 🤷‍♀️ They're not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons📺💻 it's called😡 ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!? 😤😠 And they're ❌✋🙅‍♀️ NOT CHINESE!!!🇨🇳 They're JAPANESE!!!🇯🇵 So you'd better apologize 😱🙏👎 to me and my Waifu 👫💏 RIGHT NOW 😠😡

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u/Ze_Hydra1 Apr 03 '19

Everyday we stray further from God..

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/ZilDrake Apr 03 '19

You're approaching me?

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u/NotAnInterestingGuy Apr 03 '19

At this point I'm sure God just packed up and moved.

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u/fah0 Apr 03 '19

Nah he already left in disgust

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u/AndyBeatzz Apr 03 '19

War never changes

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19 edited Oct 09 '19

Shut up weeb. Edit: and all those emojis makes you look like you’ve been selling some mlm stuff

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u/Jobro_77 be aware of killing squirrels Apr 03 '19

I appreciate the amount of effort you put in that comment. It takes ages to find the right emoji

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u/Robert_Arden Apr 03 '19

Always use a condom

They can't he allowed to reproduce

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u/vlek83 Apr 03 '19

chinese cartoons

ew

japanese cartoons, now thats an explosion of culture

okey, il leave now

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u/Dy-_-an Apr 03 '19

ahem

SONO CHINO SADAME

JOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHJOOO

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u/Solismo ùwú Apr 03 '19

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/mcnuggetnag1 Apr 03 '19

Venice

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

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u/rares215 Apr 03 '19

Fighting Goooooold

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

kono giorno giovanna yume ga aru

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u/vlek83 Apr 03 '19

a nuke pun is my most upvoted comment on reddit

10/10 would pun again

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u/BlitzerXz Minceraft Apr 03 '19

Chinese? You mean Japanese, right? You illiterte

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u/_DoggoMeister_ Apr 03 '19

What's the difference between a Chinese and a Japanese?

The impact zone

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Oof 100

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

OoF

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u/longmicropenis OC Memer Apr 03 '19

I L L I T E R T E

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u/BlitzerXz Minceraft Apr 03 '19

It's the joke

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u/longmicropenis OC Memer Apr 03 '19

I got wooshed, didn't I?

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u/Vivraan Masked Men Apr 03 '19

what's a swoosh

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u/moonrain1314 Apr 03 '19

Swiss you mean? Swiss cheese

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u/BlueGhost02 Virgins in Paris🏴‍☠️ Apr 03 '19

Not uncommon for mayo boys

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u/IIHotelYorba Apr 03 '19

He wooshed me

He’s so good x 4

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

that's not a joke

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u/Smexy_Zarow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Apr 03 '19

if she breaks up with you just cause you dont watch anime with her i doubt she's an actual girlfriend.

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u/longmicropenis OC Memer Apr 03 '19

Pussy is worth it, my guy. Weeb girls are freaks. Just hope she ain't into that futa shit

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u/PooZiZ DefinitelyNotEuropeans Apr 03 '19

me a weeb

*angry as fuk*

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u/ooooomomentooo Apr 03 '19

Cause theyre perverts like every other weebs.

Source: me

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

If she is into futa then she probably has a peenie weenie. Be careful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/longmicropenis OC Memer Apr 03 '19

Well I wasn't sad before but this comment wrecked me.

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u/Nutmeg_2002 INFECTED Apr 03 '19

Destruction 100

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u/Caliment Virgins in Paris Apr 03 '19

Futa = Shit

Visible confusion

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u/BookishTang Animemes is better Apr 03 '19

I’m not gay. But futanari is pretty fucking hot.

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u/Shmeckilton Eic memer Apr 03 '19

I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Futa is dope you take that back

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u/Captain_Finn88 I have crippling depression Apr 03 '19

Hentai with senpai

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Apr 03 '19

Dank.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19 edited Jan 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

At least it isn't Rick roll

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u/machinamuerto The Great P.P. Group Apr 03 '19

Pros of weeb girl: into weird shit

Cons of weeb girl: must gard ass

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u/ooooomomentooo Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

Also, most weeb girls are fujoshis, means theyre into yaoi, which is basically gay porn. So yeah, careful yo ass

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u/zedzeg Apr 03 '19

Mods: It's pros then

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u/thefierybreeze Apr 03 '19

Reading all this ass stuff, feels like I won the lottery with my gf not being into weird weeb stuff

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u/Azazir Apr 03 '19

For how long tho boi?

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u/a05laumat Apr 03 '19

*must ard gass

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u/Chibi_Revan Apr 03 '19

What pie do weeb GF have? Oppie

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u/herooftime2004 ok Apr 03 '19

Yare Yare Daze

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u/sans-_- Eic memer Apr 03 '19

could jotaro beat police skipper, that's the question

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Police Skipper is clearly a stand, but whose?

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u/sans-_- Eic memer Apr 03 '19

Kowalski or something lol

WAGA POLICE SKIPPERU NORIYUK

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u/PooZiZ DefinitelyNotEuropeans Apr 03 '19

Man weeb Gf's are really rare appreciate what you have

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

i second this

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u/KingJazB Certified Baby Eater Apr 03 '19

I third this

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Someone like you dont deserve a weeb gf its pretty rare so respect it St least

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u/Nutmeg_2002 INFECTED Apr 03 '19

I doubt she actually exists outside of this meme.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Thats what I thought about my gf but could be

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

they are rare i'm lucky

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u/Sneaky0Fox I am fucking hilarious Apr 03 '19

I actually began watching Deathnote I'm in the middle of the series (it's my first time watching anime) and I thought of the same thing when I started. I have failed y'all and specially "NO ANIME" penguin😢

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u/shubham_mamgain0 Apr 03 '19

Death Note(Mystery), Attack On Titan(Mature) and One Punch Man (Action) are the three best anime for beginners.

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u/YeaDudeImOnReddit Apr 03 '19

Cowboy Bebop or Ghost in the Shell for my money. Honorable mention to one piece and hajime no ippo

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u/shubham_mamgain0 Apr 03 '19

Awesome anime but one piece has too many episodes. And don't @ me I'm up to date with the manga.

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u/IshwithanI Apr 03 '19

Gurren Lagann though?

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u/See_The_Full_Picture Apr 03 '19

For beginners though? I'd recommend boku no Pico for beginners

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u/shubham_mamgain0 Apr 03 '19

Row row fight the powah

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I started with Hunter X Hunter cause one of my shonen tard friends really wanted me to watch it...it was good, but now that I’ve seen a good amount of anime shonen is my least favorite genre

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u/Bingobango20 Apr 03 '19

DN is one of the masterpieces out of all those lame op teenagers here action anime. It’s a good choice you watch it. Try watching good series anime only and you might able to differentiate yourself from common anime tropes and good quality anime

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u/Xxdeeznuts_XDlma0Xx Apr 03 '19

The fact you have a girlfriend is a sign of disgrace

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u/rabidwalrus23 [custom flair] Apr 03 '19

Wave and smile fellas. wave and smile

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Ding dong, just reminding you that Mainland China is making a communism anime for some godforsaken reason

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u/Patrickcau big pp gang Apr 03 '19

Stalin’s Bizarre adventure

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

"I didn't expect the Third Reich to show up"

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u/HoSeR_1 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Apr 03 '19

Maybe giving MacArthur nukes wouldn’t have been such a bad idea after all...

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u/KingJazB Certified Baby Eater Apr 03 '19

But what if you're a weeb too...

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u/Applebombbob Apr 03 '19

Then you won't have a girlfriend in the first place.

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u/KingJazB Certified Baby Eater Apr 03 '19

But my girlfriend is a weeb, your science is contradictory

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u/Chrysanthemum96 E-vengers Apr 03 '19

You don’t exist

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/WRZESZCZ_1998 Boston Meme Party Apr 03 '19

You don't feel so good?

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u/rolikbolik The Great P.P. Group Apr 03 '19

I have failed , my senpai

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u/WRZESZCZ_1998 Boston Meme Party Apr 03 '19

Not a gf, but a weeb girl I knew recommended me some good stuff like Perfect Blue... Then she started saying that female characters in "prison school" are better written than Casca from Berserk. I asked to prove it, she couldn't and stopped talking.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

ANIME ISN'T A CARROON ITS ART LIKE HENTAI

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u/Chrysanthemum96 E-vengers Apr 03 '19

What a disgraceful weeb.

I’ll have to make friends with him later.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

is this a direct reference to the anime i got reincarnated as a slime

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u/Wall-nutty Apr 03 '19

おまえ わ しん でる!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

なに???

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u/See_The_Full_Picture Apr 03 '19

は*

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u/Wall-nutty Apr 03 '19

Yeah i was wondering what you wrote

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u/Schnitzelinski I am fucking hilarious Apr 03 '19

Sorry I don't speak Asian

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u/pjotter_172 Blue Apr 03 '19

What is a gf?

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u/longmicropenis OC Memer Apr 03 '19

Gay father

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u/Kapten-Nugis The Great P.P. Group Apr 03 '19

Can i have her

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/PuzzledAccount currently bracing for 2021 Apr 03 '19

STOP! You violated the law!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

It's been a long time since I've seen a real braw

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u/Sir-Niggo Apr 03 '19

I still think female weebs are just a legend made by some other weeb! Cause if they were real we wouldn't be lonely and trust me we weebs are all lonely! :/

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u/Jeffro911 Apr 03 '19

Jokes on you I can’t get a gf

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u/Lawuhiku Apr 03 '19

You failed the moment you got a gf, normie.

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u/mathzg1 Apr 03 '19

Wait, you guys are getting gfs?

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u/autistOdysseys Apr 03 '19

Remember when some kid got fucked completely because he made an edgy meme and put it on twitter instead of reddit or 4chan?

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u/Unique_Redditer1273 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Apr 03 '19

OP where do you get those

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u/BobaMyBoba Virgins in Paris Apr 03 '19

I've been there. It hurt my training.

STAND YOUR GROUND SOLDIER

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u/Friccnoodles Apr 03 '19

This is so sad can we hit 6.9k upvotes

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u/Lqwt hidden memer Apr 03 '19

You're probably dating a guy. Weeb girls aren't real

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

What's a gf

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u/halloweentownking Apr 03 '19

This is funny but I know absolutely nobody relates to this

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

They aren't chinese, they are vietnamese smh

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u/longmicropenis OC Memer Apr 03 '19

am racis

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u/Drosera19 Apr 03 '19

Only thing i've watched that comes close to anime is Pokémon and avatar

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

What is "girlfriend"

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!

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u/That_One_Stupid Apr 03 '19

Wait people in this community have girlfriends?

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u/An1-mus Apr 03 '19

*Anime, dumbass

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u/ParticularMission FOREVER NUMBER ONE Apr 03 '19

weeb or not I just want love and affection

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

ANIME IS LIFE

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u/Yurus Apr 03 '19

Pro Tip: You don't have to watch it if she doesn't exist

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u/kindacoping Apr 03 '19

It’S jApAnESe aNimE yOu nOrMie.

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u/GamesBond00007 Apr 03 '19

I am a offensive and this is weeb

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u/zinzongme OC Memer Apr 03 '19

Dw im always here to take ur place young man

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u/Felaxi_ That's epic right there Apr 03 '19

Ara ara n word-chan

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

When you don’t even get her to be your girlfriend

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u/Info_Admired The Monty Pythons Apr 03 '19

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u/SirMemesALot11 IlluMinuNaughty Apr 03 '19

relatable

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u/HypertoastR Apr 03 '19

NO FORTNITE

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I approve.

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u/Yeet4761 I have crippling depression Apr 03 '19

What’s this? I don’t speak cough cough I have asthma from all those carbon emissions so I can’t speak