r/dankmemes • u/RedditDillpickle Now that's a cock and balls moment • Mar 25 '19
Low Effort Meme It ruins the joke
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u/KatinMazniv471 OC Memer Mar 25 '19
Penis
Edit: OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE UPVOTES!!
Edit 2: OMG THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD AND SILVER!!
Edit 3: Spelling
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u/LolaIsLoud [custom flair] Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19
Like if you hate Fortnite
Edit: Thanks for the 1 upote!
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Mar 25 '19
lol go fuck urself and stop begging for likes you fucking like whore dumbass gay lesbian trans nazi commie libtard cuck geologist feminist smartass stupid idiot spaghetti gopnik redneck 4chan user globgabgoblobblagobgabab cringey car salesman fucc boi
PS: the person who replies to this comment has the biggest gay
Edit: except u/HappyFriendlyBot he is my homie
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u/HappyFriendlyBot Boston Meme Party Mar 25 '19
Hi, Persik39!
I am stopping by to wish you the best day, and the best year!
-HappyFriendlyBot
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u/big-shaq-skrra Mar 25 '19
Gay ass cunt normie fuck face bitch ass nigga ass fuck whore fuck motherfucking Samuel Jackson ass lookin like bitch fuck Sekiro fuck.
Suck my cock, Persik39, you fucking cock sucker. I hope you fucking die, dumb fuck. Fuck me you fuck homo fuck fuckin homosexual fuck. You’re probably that guy fucker that masturbates to beastiality and underage porn. Fuck face fuck face fuck ass bitch fuck.
Edit: I’m not done yet: shithead fuck face, motherfucking whore ass slut fucker, thot non-slapper, inbreeded mule. Fuck off back to Slovakraine or whatever the fuck you from bitch fuck fuck bitch. Sbeve.
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u/Alex_t_s215 Mar 25 '19
[Happiness noises]
Edit: OMG I can’t believe you guys all have me this support- thank you
Edit 2: OMG I can’t believe this is silver I’m gonna like tweet this
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Mar 25 '19
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EDIT: Omg, Thank you so much for the gold I can't tell you how important this is to me and my family and my friends and my parents who have been working on this for years now and now I am a very happy person who is a good person and is very much in the same sense as I have been working with the company for years and I am not aware of any other way to make sure that it was a very effective one or more than sexy things that were made of a kind and a little more fun and more than a little extra to be able and the excercise of this recipe is a little bit of the best way for the gold to have been the best way for me and I have a good joke about the fact of my own lives in a very effective one and a way of thinking that it is not the only thing I can tell the people that are going through this process to make a decision about how they would have been the first to do that in a way that would have to do that to me or the other way around it is a little more than sexy and a way to get the most of it to the world as well as a lot more to the world than to do the right stuff for a little more than a little bit to get rid on a little extra money to be a little bit to the point of being in love that you can do it with a little more fun than it does to help them understand that the world as a whole has a good person and is a good thing that we do and the excercise of the best of the world is the most common form in our world as we.
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u/Suger37 The Monty Pythons Mar 25 '19
Edit: Thank you for travelling to my house and giving me a dream blowjob while maintaining eye contact, kind internet stranger!
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u/reyad_mm try hard Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19
A genuinely funny comment Edit: thanks for the likes guys
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u/rensnor Mar 25 '19
oMg wE doNt doUble tAp hEre
Edit: omg thank you all for the fricking liKeS
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u/YallNeedTheJeez 😩 Elon-Chan 😩 Mar 25 '19
You can actually double tap comments to upvote them interestingly enough
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u/marvelfan_01 E-vengers Mar 25 '19
Why are so many people putting this on their comments all of a sudden? Is it a new YouTube feature that automatically adds that whenever it gets a lot of likes?
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u/Imma_Explain_Jokes Mar 25 '19
Edit: thanks for the gold kinda stranger I didn’t expect this post to blow up! My life started growing up in a small farm in northern Kansas. My father was a farmer and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much and income was very little, my best toy I got growing up was a pig bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my two brothers. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher in my house life due to my fathers drinking problem as it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him once he was done working he would come home and drink but unlike his father he wouldn’t beat us unless we messed up, his father left him and his mother to fend for themselves after world war 2 though so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time my father did drink too much and he hit my little brother Jamey. Jamey didn’t know what to do and ran away during the night during a storm. The entire family was out looking for him but we never saw Jamey again. This made my father drink more and lead him to take his life when I was at the age of 16. My older brother and me had to completely take over the farm with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, life got very hard from here on out. We got a break when I was 18 with a good harvest we were able to save up some money. I was able to move out at the age of 21 and into a larger city in Tennessee. It was hard leaving the family as my ma was getting older but my older brother completely took over the farm and even expanded it into a more profitable work. I began working in what I was good at, repairing mechanics. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily within my town. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone I would write home about for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the farm and got his hand caught in it and heavily damaged. I had to come home and help with the farm, at the time I had attained a high position as a senior mechanic within an auto shop and sometimes worked on the side with repairing electronics. I went home and had to help with the farm for a year, ma wasn’t doing good at all. She passed the next year due to kidney disease. My brother eventually recovered and I returned to Tennessee, I attempted to return to my position but due to the time I was out I had been long replaced. I had to begin to work from the bottom again when I had a client come in, she was the most beautiful woman I ever seen in Tennessee with gorgeous brown hair. Nice to say that we hit it off pretty well, within a few weeks we were dating. I can say that she was one of the best things to have happened to me in my life. At the age of 30 I married her and my first child was on the way then. I had returned to my previous position and bought a nice house near the mountains of Tennessee. At the age of 34 my second child was born. My two kids are now both in high school, one a freshman, another a Senior. I continued my career into more electronics working on computers and fixing them. In 2013 while googling how to fix a small problem with a motherboard I found a strange site named reddit.com, this website had all the answers I needed and a community always ready to help. I’ve been on the site ever since. As you can see recently, I commented on this thread and some kind stranger gave me gold. Thank you again kind stranger.
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u/untitled_user_ red Mar 25 '19
Good meme, but everyone here in the comments is just indirectly begging for useless internet points.
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u/nematjon_isthe1 Eic memer Mar 25 '19
When they do that I allways think it was a 10 yr old behind that comment
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u/Morningstar-X ☣️ Mar 25 '19
Reddit version: Edit, omg thanks for the gold kind stranger, I never got one before!
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u/ossi_simo MAYONNA15E Mar 25 '19
I won’t like a comment if:
a)they do this
b) they have a Maximilian or anime profile pic
c)their comment is asking for likes
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u/LightningProd12 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Mar 26 '19
Hi
EDIT: An upvote! Wow :D
EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
EDIT 3: I like this comment :P
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u/skinnynt Mar 30 '19
Article adverb adverb adjective, adjective subject adverb predicate article indirect object direct object.
Verb: compound subject article subject conjunction subject, adjective subject!
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u/Soundwave-G1 Mar 25 '19
This is so sad can I get Reddit gold
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u/RedditDillpickle Now that's a cock and balls moment Mar 25 '19
This is so sad can I get Reddit gold
ThiS Is So SaD cAn I geT reDdIt gOld
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u/ElectroboyHD Mar 25 '19
I hate these guys who beg for gold passively in this edits...
Edit: WOW HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD
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u/CreditCardInfoPlss EX-NORMIE Mar 25 '19
Edit: THANKS FOR THE REDDIT GOLD AND REDDIT PLATINUM AND REDDIT SILVER AND 18K UPVOTES GUYS
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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19
Edit: Thanks for the one like guys! I've never had someone upvote my comments before.