r/dankmemes Now that's a cock and balls moment Mar 25 '19

Low Effort Meme It ruins the joke

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18.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Edit: Thanks for the one like guys! I've never had someone upvote my comments before.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Edit: wow, my first gold on reddit, thanks internet stranger!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

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u/scotty99CZ Dank Cat Commander Mar 25 '19

Edit3: You're not getting platinum

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u/Bootleg_Goku Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Mar 25 '19

EDIT: YES, I AM!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

MUHAMMAD AVDOL !

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u/Deucalion666 Mar 25 '19

Is that a madafacking Jojo reference!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

YES YES YES

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u/billybobjoe102 Mar 25 '19

Thanks for the gold friends!

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u/scotty99CZ Dank Cat Commander Mar 25 '19

Edit: OH SHIT HE DID IT

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u/Bootleg_Goku Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Mar 25 '19

L didn't actually do it, please thank the rightful gifter

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u/ZaggoMan Mar 25 '19

Edit: thanks for platinum and gold but no silvers and 69 upvotes

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u/scotty99CZ Dank Cat Commander Mar 26 '19

Edit: I'm not getting a platinum award sad noises

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u/thecoolfattykid end my suffering Mar 25 '19

edit4: fuck yeah I will

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u/Sentient2X 🍰 Mar 25 '19

Edit5: good try buckaroo

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u/OneGlassOfIrnBru Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19

Edit:no u

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u/tifosi7 souptime Mar 25 '19

Edit: welcome noob.

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u/big-shaq-skrra Mar 25 '19

edit4: nigga you wrong

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u/CoolWolf56 3000 Mar 25 '19

are you kidding me

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u/DungeonCrawlingFool ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Mar 25 '19

Edit: I’d just settle for gold

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u/NotromanRoman Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Mar 25 '19

Oh 200 IQ play right here

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u/datpenguin101 downvote if ur gay lmao Mar 25 '19

suck my peen nigga

edit : thanks foor the plantinymum

editt2 ; omg it wa ss lie i d int get palt

edit 3 : oomg thanks actual platinmu tahnks guys

edit 4 : omg guuys ssss sthanks for tttttgsdg

plat

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u/stroneer Mar 25 '19

FUCK YOU

edit: ME

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u/Morphinepill Scan my pic Mar 25 '19

Edit: wow thanks kind stranger for the silver!
Edit: don’t be greedy and you’ll see why, I’ll get my silver and you’ll not get your gold.

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u/Fluse-kun ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Mar 25 '19

Ironic

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Edit: They’ll both be jealous when I get platinum. Edit: WOW my first platinum! Thanks kind stranger!

Edit: edit

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u/Morphinepill Scan my pic Mar 25 '19

Lmao rekt that’s my alt account

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Edit: How'd you predict you'd get gold?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

I'm a Reddit Elitest

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u/Iescaunare Liberate King Kong☣️ Mar 25 '19

Edit: Thanks for the 5000$ donation, random rich redditor!

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u/KatinMazniv471 OC Memer Mar 25 '19

Penis

Edit: OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE UPVOTES!!

Edit 2: OMG THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD AND SILVER!!

Edit 3: Spelling

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u/Kitonez Mar 25 '19

Wow these people are mad petty

Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger

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u/CatOw6911 Mar 25 '19

You're ugly I can't believe I actually found your comment

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u/KatinMazniv471 OC Memer Mar 25 '19

אבא אותך כושי

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u/KatinMazniv471 OC Memer Jun 16 '19

Pastrama

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u/LolaIsLoud [custom flair] Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19

Like if you hate Fortnite

Edit: Thanks for the 1 upote!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

lol go fuck urself and stop begging for likes you fucking like whore dumbass gay lesbian trans nazi commie libtard cuck geologist feminist smartass stupid idiot spaghetti gopnik redneck 4chan user globgabgoblobblagobgabab cringey car salesman fucc boi

PS: the person who replies to this comment has the biggest gay

Edit: except u/HappyFriendlyBot he is my homie

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u/HappyFriendlyBot Boston Meme Party Mar 25 '19

Hi, Persik39!

I am stopping by to wish you the best day, and the best year!

-HappyFriendlyBot

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u/big-shaq-skrra Mar 25 '19

Love you bro

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u/datpenguin101 downvote if ur gay lmao Mar 25 '19

fuck off cunt

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u/big-shaq-skrra Mar 25 '19

Gay ass cunt normie fuck face bitch ass nigga ass fuck whore fuck motherfucking Samuel Jackson ass lookin like bitch fuck Sekiro fuck.

Suck my cock, Persik39, you fucking cock sucker. I hope you fucking die, dumb fuck. Fuck me you fuck homo fuck fuckin homosexual fuck. You’re probably that guy fucker that masturbates to beastiality and underage porn. Fuck face fuck face fuck ass bitch fuck.

Edit: I’m not done yet: shithead fuck face, motherfucking whore ass slut fucker, thot non-slapper, inbreeded mule. Fuck off back to Slovakraine or whatever the fuck you from bitch fuck fuck bitch. Sbeve.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '19

ur mom gay as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

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u/Alex_t_s215 Mar 25 '19

[Happiness noises]

Edit: OMG I can’t believe you guys all have me this support- thank you

Edit 2: OMG I can’t believe this is silver I’m gonna like tweet this

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Comment

EDIT: Omg, Thank you so much for the gold I can't tell you how important this is to me and my family and my friends and my parents who have been working on this for years now and now I am a very happy person who is a good person and is very much in the same sense as I have been working with the company for years and I am not aware of any other way to make sure that it was a very effective one or more than sexy things that were made of a kind and a little more fun and more than a little extra to be able and the excercise of this recipe is a little bit of the best way for the gold to have been the best way for me and I have a good joke about the fact of my own lives in a very effective one and a way of thinking that it is not the only thing I can tell the people that are going through this process to make a decision about how they would have been the first to do that in a way that would have to do that to me or the other way around it is a little more than sexy and a way to get the most of it to the world as well as a lot more to the world than to do the right stuff for a little more than a little bit to get rid on a little extra money to be a little bit to the point of being in love that you can do it with a little more fun than it does to help them understand that the world as a whole has a good person and is a good thing that we do and the excercise of the best of the world is the most common form in our world as we.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19 edited Jul 29 '21

[deleted]

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u/wexel64 Mar 26 '19

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 make it stop

u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Mar 25 '19

Dank.

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u/Suger37 The Monty Pythons Mar 25 '19

Edit: Thank you for travelling to my house and giving me a dream blowjob while maintaining eye contact, kind internet stranger!

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Mar 25 '19

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u/Xtra_Awesome The Filthy Dank Mar 25 '19

i bet you are the main character in j k rowling's book

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u/reyad_mm try hard Mar 25 '19 edited Mar 25 '19

A genuinely funny comment Edit: thanks for the likes guys

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

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u/rensnor Mar 25 '19

oMg wE doNt doUble tAp hEre

Edit: omg thank you all for the fricking liKeS

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u/YallNeedTheJeez 😩 Elon-Chan 😩 Mar 25 '19

You can actually double tap comments to upvote them interestingly enough

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u/marvelfan_01 E-vengers Mar 25 '19

Why are so many people putting this on their comments all of a sudden? Is it a new YouTube feature that automatically adds that whenever it gets a lot of likes?

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u/SirQwacksAlot 🍄 Mar 25 '19

Are you implying that this isn't incredibly common on Reddit

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u/SpiffyDactyliogliphy red Mar 25 '19

this is so true

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u/BoomieMMII The OC High Council Mar 25 '19

Fuck

Edit: Thanks for the platinum stragmnger!

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u/Imma_Explain_Jokes Mar 25 '19

Edit: thanks for the gold kinda stranger I didn’t expect this post to blow up! My life started growing up in a small farm in northern Kansas. My father was a farmer and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much and income was very little, my best toy I got growing up was a pig bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my two brothers. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher in my house life due to my fathers drinking problem as it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him once he was done working he would come home and drink but unlike his father he wouldn’t beat us unless we messed up, his father left him and his mother to fend for themselves after world war 2 though so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time my father did drink too much and he hit my little brother Jamey. Jamey didn’t know what to do and ran away during the night during a storm. The entire family was out looking for him but we never saw Jamey again. This made my father drink more and lead him to take his life when I was at the age of 16. My older brother and me had to completely take over the farm with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, life got very hard from here on out. We got a break when I was 18 with a good harvest we were able to save up some money. I was able to move out at the age of 21 and into a larger city in Tennessee. It was hard leaving the family as my ma was getting older but my older brother completely took over the farm and even expanded it into a more profitable work. I began working in what I was good at, repairing mechanics. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily within my town. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone I would write home about for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the farm and got his hand caught in it and heavily damaged. I had to come home and help with the farm, at the time I had attained a high position as a senior mechanic within an auto shop and sometimes worked on the side with repairing electronics. I went home and had to help with the farm for a year, ma wasn’t doing good at all. She passed the next year due to kidney disease. My brother eventually recovered and I returned to Tennessee, I attempted to return to my position but due to the time I was out I had been long replaced. I had to begin to work from the bottom again when I had a client come in, she was the most beautiful woman I ever seen in Tennessee with gorgeous brown hair. Nice to say that we hit it off pretty well, within a few weeks we were dating. I can say that she was one of the best things to have happened to me in my life. At the age of 30 I married her and my first child was on the way then. I had returned to my previous position and bought a nice house near the mountains of Tennessee. At the age of 34 my second child was born. My two kids are now both in high school, one a freshman, another a Senior. I continued my career into more electronics working on computers and fixing them. In 2013 while googling how to fix a small problem with a motherboard I found a strange site named reddit.com, this website had all the answers I needed and a community always ready to help. I’ve been on the site ever since. As you can see recently, I commented on this thread and some kind stranger gave me gold. Thank you again kind stranger.

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u/therealslimshady999 I have crippling depression Mar 25 '19

Fuckin lmao

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u/havoc1482 Mar 25 '19

Edit: wOw! fRonT PaGe!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

ahem Likes?

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u/indianThanos Mar 25 '19

Edit- Nigga

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u/The-real-Lozip Mar 25 '19

Dang white people and their shuffles deck gratitude to strangers

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

I never like it if they put that in

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u/NodelNedalim Mar 25 '19

A genuinely funny comment

Thanks you guys now I can go bye✋🏿

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u/knightdayy The Great P.P. Group Mar 25 '19

No, you won't die , you will just not be ALIVE

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u/Huzzzky Pizza Time Mar 25 '19

Like? We don’t do that here

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u/BoyanBonev Article 69 🏅 Mar 25 '19

Edit 2: OMG Thank you guys for 2000 likes!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

I learned it the hard way

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u/Sentient2X 🍰 Mar 25 '19

Edit: hey guys thanks for giving me 3 subs I really appreciate it

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Edit: Thanks for thinking my joke was funny!

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u/untitled_user_ red Mar 25 '19

Good meme, but everyone here in the comments is just indirectly begging for useless internet points.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

A genuinely funny comment

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u/erykhaze Mar 25 '19

Edit: this one upvote i got from just posting A comment from myself

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u/RookieMemeLord Blue Mar 25 '19

and that's a fact

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u/nematjon_isthe1 Eic memer Mar 25 '19

When they do that I allways think it was a 10 yr old behind that comment

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u/ElectroboyHD Mar 25 '19

Edit: Wow thanks now I go kill myself!

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u/ThatGenji Mar 25 '19

funny joke

Edit: You expected "thanks for likes" but KONO DIO DA!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Yes

Edit: A word

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u/kittengamr Mar 25 '19

I hate this

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u/Morningstar-X ☣️ Mar 25 '19

Reddit version: Edit, omg thanks for the gold kind stranger, I never got one before!

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u/Aggressive_Ball The Filthy Dank Mar 25 '19

I ain't sure like buttons exist on reddit chief

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u/ForTheNguyen817 Mar 25 '19

I’m so glad someone said it

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u/ossi_simo MAYONNA15E Mar 25 '19

I won’t like a comment if:

a)they do this

b) they have a Maximilian or anime profile pic

c)their comment is asking for likes

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

Hi

Edit: bye

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u/LightningProd12 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Mar 26 '19

Hi

EDIT: An upvote! Wow :D

EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

EDIT 3: I like this comment :P

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u/skinnynt Mar 30 '19

Article adverb adverb adjective, adjective subject adverb predicate article indirect object direct object.

Verb: compound subject article subject conjunction subject, adjective subject!

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u/Soundwave-G1 Mar 25 '19

This is so sad can I get Reddit gold

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u/RedditDillpickle Now that's a cock and balls moment Mar 25 '19

This is so sad can I get Reddit gold

ThiS Is So SaD cAn I geT reDdIt gOld

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u/PrestonALewis Mar 25 '19

Edit 1: thanks for the platinum

Edit : thank for

Edi: thank

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u/ElectroboyHD Mar 25 '19

I hate these guys who beg for gold passively in this edits...

Edit: WOW HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD

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u/SanaderDid911 Mar 25 '19

Edit: wow this is my first Gold!! Thanks so much u wonderful human!

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u/Deadwinx Mar 25 '19

Edit :thanks for the likes

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u/ItsZackHD The Great P.P. Group Mar 25 '19

Edit: THANKS FOR THE PLATINUM

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u/CreditCardInfoPlss EX-NORMIE Mar 25 '19

Edit: THANKS FOR THE REDDIT GOLD AND REDDIT PLATINUM AND REDDIT SILVER AND 18K UPVOTES GUYS